>tfw no adorable but stupid gf to bully
Am I alone with these feels?
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>>34063664
>tfw bf calls me dumb or thickheaded sometimes because he is more intelligent and more successful than me
feels comfy
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>>34063692
Cute.
Does he trick and confuse you for fun too? Because that's what I want to do.
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>tfw no rude bully gf
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HER NAME STARTED WITH A K(?)
This sweet, fas faced loli died a painful and inefficent death for our sins, bros.
Let's have a moment of silence for such an innocent life WASTED.
https://youtu.be/Z2FvQYkj-VI
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>any of us could have saved her if it weren't for society not allowing friendship with children
this is what happens, normies
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>>34063602
She was a qt and had nice boobs
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>>34063602
Her name was Kek ?
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Don't take anti depressants robots. they WILL ruin your life
>100 mg Zoloft for 3 weeks
>everything's fine for 2 days
>now constantly crying
>even after hopping off I cry almost every 2 seconds
>brain zaps
>people I work with noticed and now treat me like I'm handicapped
You're better off coping.
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>>34063569
Janice a cute. A CUTE!
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>>34063569
I had brain zaps when I got off my meds. They went away after a while tho
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>>34063654
Brain zaps? What the hell is that
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>Can see her posting in the the thread
>Know she's online
>Still takes hours to respond to me outside of it
>Can't talk to her in the thread because that would be weird
Why doesn't she care about me
Some times I think making 3D friends was a mistake
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>>34063559
What thread and how do you know it's her?
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>>34063580
A /vg/ general, and I can tell.
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>>34063559
That's what you get when you ignore anons.
We told you. 2D is better.
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Anyone else in a weird relationship not of their choosing?
> Be me, 19yo NEET
> Hate living at home, stepdad is a dick and mum is a bitch
> Dad died when I was 5
> Looking for cheap places to stay
> End up with guy in city centre
> He's in his late 40s, taller than me, bearded
> I'm typical neet, skinny and autistic and nervous of everything
> Spend first few weeks hiding in my room, dont end up getting work
> When my money runs out, he agrees to let me off a bit of rent for me doing more stuff around the house
> He goes out to work, I tidy up, vacuum, cook his meals
> Make his packed lunches for work too
> He's becoming more and more caring and appreciative
> Takes on kind of a dad role to me, kind of a husband role
> Expects his dinner on the table when he gets home
> Gets me new clothes every now and then
> So far hasn't been anything sexual but feel like a weird mix of a housewife and a bitch
> Kinda trapped in it though
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>>34063506
I don't get the issue.
You got a boyfriend, most people here would kill for one.
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>>34063506
this is just your sexual fantasy and has not really happened right? if it is real: good job.
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That sounds perfect OP.
I'm a closet homo and I'm dating a girl. She gets on my nerves all the time talking about stupid girl shit and I don't even enjoy fucking her.
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Somehow I'm really angry about one specific thing women do. They obviously want a dominant man, so far that's okay, but now imagine a guy would try to steal your woman in front of you. The woman will expect you to take her back, because you are the dominant man and you should be jealous. But in my opinion this is a really one sided request, because it means that the woman doesn't give a fuck about the man she originally went out with. She will defend herself with "that guy doesn't really want me" if you don't do anything, but I say if she doesn't care about me in the first place, why should I care about her. She never even trusted me from the beginning and saying you will dump thr man if doesn't care for you is basically like admitting to cheat for a better man. Don't think that men run after you for the rest of your life. If you want a stable relationship then do something for it and don't expect the man to do everything. There are so many sluts out there that give their pussy away for free and you are no special snowflake.
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>>34063412
If you're dominant enough, women will resent requests from other men because they wouldnt want to risk losing you. If other guy stole your gf then relationship was doomed from the start.
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>>34063412
Idon'tfeel you op
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>>34063445
That's right, but there are enough woman out there that only want to control and alter your action pattern like you're a slave. Don't fall for that guys. Don't be beta.
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>20 years old
>lives luxurious life in thailand working at bar
>makes money from erotic photoshoots as a side job
>is a 'CEO'
Tell me why girls keep saying inequality is still a thing. They never even have to do a single day's hard work if they're good-looking.
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>>34063409
Is she a ladyboy? How feminine is benis?
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>>34063409
that's more like good-looking privilege than female privilege, desu
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>>34063439
Nope. 100% female.
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Does r9k want children? Anyone have them feel like telling some stories of what they're like?
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that image does not mean what you think it means, anon...
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>>34063331
What does it mean then boyo?
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Lel no
I want to live a comfy lifestyle without getting cucked
>I told you not to come around here Anon. I'm gonna teach you a lesson...
What do you do?
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>>34063288
Listen intently to his lesson on the art of Chadistry
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I might be shit with women and have no friends but I can fight
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>>34063288
Tell him to stop and try to talk my way out of it.
If he gets too close I beat him up, fuck his health forever and run away quickly
I unironically can, thank God.
Still cant get a gf for shit though.
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is my pussy gross looking?
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>>34063245
uh ya, it is
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>>34063245
not really
it is missing a timestamp tho
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>>34063245
Aren't all vaginas?
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>Oh, good morning, anon! Have a seat. I'm making you some pancakes right now!
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CHRIST WOMAN, ARE YOU DRUNK?
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>>34063243
Is she sick, or is it supposed to be "cute"?
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>>34063316
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwIwTdBOJvk
God punished her with cerebral palsy for being gay.
>mom found the breivik memorabilia
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>Papi found the cockroach brothel
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>bro found the secret way to make a milliion dollar a week
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>>34063159
You have shit taste in spree killers.
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Was he truly "our guy"?
I mean he was a socially inept cunt for the first few seasons.
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>actually kills people
>chad
I would say no
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>>34063117
Reminder that it's just an act u autistic fag.
He is chad.
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>>34063117
Season 1?
Yeah.
Anything after season 1 was trash, or was it season 2? When did dokes die?
Whenever dokes died is when I completely dropped the show. it was such a stupid fucking idea, it ruined the entire tension, it ruined fucking everything, the writers run out of steam so fucking fast and turned it into shit-tier tv equivalent of click-bait. They gave him a kid? A KID? SERIOUSLY?
EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS THAT ADDING A KID TO THE SHOW IS WHEN THEY'VE RUN OUT OF IDEAS. WHY DO YOU THINK THE FAIRLY ODD PARENTS HAD A FUCKING KID? WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S ALWAYS A LATE SEASON ADDITION?
FUCK THE WRITERS OF THIS SHOW. THEY FUCKING RUINED MY FAVORITE SHOW AFTER ONLY 1-2 SEASONS. IT WAS A GREAT SHOW BUT NO THEY JUST HAD TO FUCKING RAPE IT TO FUCKING DEATH WITH THEIR FUCKING MARKETING AND THEIR FOCUS GROUPS
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>tfw no spunky bf
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>>34063114
'eyyy you want something spunky huh?
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>>34063114
How much spunk do you want to get from your bf then?
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>tfw you want to spunk on jack's feet but he claims you live to far away
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Things you enjoy that other don't 2017-01-11 01:48:00 Post No.34063102
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Things you enjoy that other don't
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For me it's assembling furniture, especially ikea shit.
It's comfy, also the wood always smells nice and fresh.
I'm not even that good at DIY, but I'm great at this (I don't especially considering consider it difficult however)
Any other anons like to do shit that others generally dislike
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>>34063102
I love to poop, not because of any scat shit but because
it feels good in my ass
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>>34063149
I think that's quite a common one desu
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>>34063102
i can see that being really comfy
i really like falling asleep, i dont think its necessarily uncommon, but i really enjoy drifting off. i think its the release of responsibility. best thing ever is to wake up in the middle of the night and get that sweet second going to sleep sensation