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In fact, I'm very sure I wasn't.

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>tfw no sexually aggressive bf

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>>38019095
That's a cute outfit. Could produce some very interesting tan lines

That's some autistic passive aggression if true anon.

>>38018982
K

but why though

>>38018982
Teach me to talk like this to strangers

>>38018893
Post CP and get permabanned. You will also get FBI on your ass unfortunately

>>38018906
I don't want to go to prison. I just want my life back.

>>38018906
Not with my VPN

>>38018876
nice
see you every day until Armageddon

>>38018971
Thanks, man.
I hope it comes soon.

>>38018876
thanks for the spoiler nigger

>>38018875
Shit waifu
Obviously not original

>>38018875

I want to see her take a dog cock so bad

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>>38019000
Trips waisted on furfag

>>38018804
It depends on how ugly you are. It's likely that the only girls obtainable to you are too fat to hike

>>38018832
I don't think I'm unattractive, just rather reserved

Try and meet up with like minded individuals at >>>/out/ maybe you'll meet cool friends(&a gf) to go and do nature stuff. ;) good luck! I assume /fit/izens do that kind of stuff too >>>/fit/

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>>38018800
Checked.

I only grow a bit on my upper lip, too bad I can't grow a beard. Shave it off so I look young, which is a plus to me.

>>38018857
>looking young is a plus

If you're a fag I guess. Men who look older sooner in life get more prime teen pussy. Ageing better as a man is a meme. If you fuck teens in your mid 20s then people will brand you as a creep and a pedo for not dating the roasties who wouldn't date you years ago.

>>38018800
>have had quick-growing facial hair since early teenage years
>27 year old KHHV now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cq8ML5YWvio

>>38018776

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqqKdd9N0ks

heya cunts it's been a long time

how you holdin' up

>>38019958

w'sup munter just listening to music chilling,

nice jap song there mate here's a better one tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ei2izPLpHc

>>38018766
by waiting for the problem to get so bad that the government has to start giving away money, because I'm not actually a member of the workforce yet.

option a: UBI
option b: get into a field that can't be automated yet

i've worked in alot of different jobs, and most of them I feel like I am only there because a robot cant yet do that particular task.

>>38018766
Im glad I fell foto the law school meme. Law wont be affected as much by automatization.
I feel bad for the people who fell for the medicines meme and engineering meme though.

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>>38018764
No anon, being a rapist is absolutely NOT worth it. Rapists are below virgin robots for one, and two, you're destroying a persons life, much more than yours is wrecked already.

Plus, do you really, really think you could pull it off without sperging out or making a mistake? You'll go to jail or live with the risk of getting caught. And the guilt.

>>38018828
>do you really, really think you could pull it off without sperging out or making a mistake?
Probably not desu, unless she was drunk. Guess I'll just have to make enough money for an escort.
Wouldn't have any guilt though. I couldn't give two fucks about a Stacies life and future anguish

at that point just get a prostitute you retard.
pretty sure std is better than prison and daily bbc

>I unironically enjoyed this

I...

This isn't the 00's anymore, I'm going to have to ask you to delete this thread.

>>38018788

DING DING, LET'S DO THE CRAZY FROG

>>38018600
Well, you've already got dubs..
I would name it bbc

>>38018600
Naming bongs is something that girls do

Get high with it - like really high. Its name will come to you.

>>38018569
8th grade, so 2008ish

I was a popular kid, then high school hit and it was all downhill. I'm fucking pathetic

I unironically haven't had a good year since 2003.

>>38018569
>2013
Anything before that is when I was dumb and happy. After that, I had to deal with shit friends and not feeling like if I were in trouble, my friends would have my back.

Now, things are much worse that I could have ever imagined.

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>>38018515
> I'm driving out east as we speak from the Midwest, and I'm trying to meet up with some robots
I'm in Omaha today and tomorrow I'll be in Iowa. I live in Atlanta

>>38018583
Get over to Boston pal, let's get Popeyes.

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>>38019154
I'm going to Pittsburgh and New York in late July for some phish concerts and I can take a train to Boston from New York

>>38018478
Cool story amigo

>neet gets swindled by the vaginal jew

>>38018478
>mom pays me $50 to get out of the house for the day when chad comes over

what