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>>39243677
so what are you suggesting

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IS THIS THE ICECREAM POSTING THREAD OR THE GUNPOSTING THREAD I DON'T KNOW?!

>unironically OP is baiting

>>39243662
If I had a social life I wouldn't be here, this is my surrogate social life, this is how I communicate and get my fix of socialization in my lonely life, that is why it is addictive.

I used to smoke weed every day and I'd literally stop browsing 4chan to get high and do other stuff. I wouldn't even think of browsing 4chan on LSD, what a waste of a perfectly good drug.

>>39243662
You realize that weed is not addictive and LSD most likely has properties that cure addiction? (Look up iboga)

honestly, i cant give u any tips on that one m8, hopefully others can

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>>39243593
You want my advice? Alright....

Don't, women are trash

>hey
>"hi"
>how you been
>"fine"
>cool, I was curious, haven't heard from you in a while
This should get you laid unless she's fucking someone else.

>>39243592
Holy fuck the edginess in the image.
BTM is the inevitable cancer that will continue to grow on our beloved website. The shitstorm only gets worse lads.

>>39243666
A greed ( 666 get )

>>39243592
curse
that fucker is going to bring normans here

>>39243578
Congrats, if I could change my sexuality to gay ,then I would, but I have no interest in fucking men.

>>39243844
Why would you change?

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>fucked up his libido with porn and masturbation for nearly a quarter century
>can't get hard during first encounter
>nervous as fuck

>MUST BE GAY

>>39243523
>You will never have your own wikipedia page

>>39243523
Im muslim so the chances of being another girls first while being promiscuous myself is relatively high.

>>39243558
>im muslim
This bullshit is a choice. Why do this to yourself? Don't answer. Just kill Yourself

most of /pol/ is just ironically racist and if you believe otherwise youre a newfag

we hated shitskins before /pol/ was board newfag

>>39243491
>most of /pol/ is just ironically racist
How could you know that? Why would it make sense to pretend to be something you're not when you're already in an echo chamber?

Steel Panther 24/7

I make monthly playlists of all the tunes I discover
August has 89 vids so far

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Here are my top 8 most listened songs on my phone rn

>>39243393
Why do they look so shiny

>>39243393
No, but you can fuck off, but on another note, what am I doing at some normalfag party?

Nah tranny lady, i think you could please me
Im talking raw dog, no plan b
Understand me? Roll play like youre jonbenet ramsey.
Fist full of hair, and greased up shaft
Shit grit feeling sandy

garbage thread, please delete as soon as possible

Well sweetie, let's just say that white girls can't compete.

Back to being happy.

Do you mean you don't feel anything in your penis, or that you just don't feel attracted to people anymore?

>>39243277
The later. It is sensible and I even get some morning wood here and there. But I feel absolutely no urge to do anything anymore.

>>39243224
How do i reach this lvl of /nofucks/

>reddit spacing
oregnnnn

>>39243289
haven't posted in reddit in my life

>>39243113

fucking kill yourself man. im doin it tomorrow

For every person you're jealous of, find someone you're not jealous of, like a homeless person, or a junkie

You'll quickly realising that you're treating the top barrel as the standard of society like a total idiot

>>39243105
>>not creative enough to create my own business
The fuck makes you think you need to be creative?

>register business name
>print 1000 business cards for like 20$ on some chink site and put a burner mobile on it
>walk around your suburb at night and put them in letter boxes
>???
>profit

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>>39243105
stop being a cuck and just do it anyway
How the fuck do you think those people got to where they are?
you're a fool if you think it's latent talent, they got to where they are because they put some actual fucking effort in

countless successful people all agree that "talent" only accounts for 20% of success, with 80% being personal effort and drive.

if you want nice things, get off your lazy fucking ass and get them done, Disregard anything and anyone standing in your way, take those people above you as role models and challengers to surpass
Nobody wants to hire some lazy low energy brat, and if you dedicate your entire existence to whining for pity, all you are is a lazy low energy brat

>>39243076
>When he listens to music he imagines himself singing along in a car full of friends or with a qt girl
Pssssh......

>>39243076
this character is nowhere near as smug as this image suggests

>>39243076
Keep doing God's work, K! This is your purpose in life!

>>39243023
you mean like a training collar for dogs? people will notice it, wait till winter and wear a scarf
you have to constantly be holding the remote for it to work. there's no such thing as a mind-reading machine

>>39243370
not a collar really but something i can shock myself with

>>39243381
Yes anon a training collar that does electric shocks with a remote. What more do you want?