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>tfw I'm just ok with being 5'7 because it's not like I can change my height and I just go on with life

Manlets are the sexiest. Short women are my favorite.

I'm a 6'3 virgin robots, height doesn't matter.

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big cocked robot thread?

>>34896898
You're prety fat

If your dick was big you wouldn't need to take a close up picture of it.

>>34896841
>only girl who likes you in middle school is a fat mexican
>gets hot af in high school and never talks to you again
haha, man I still remember the look on her face when she was still fat and asked me to go to the dance with her

>girl finally likes you
>it's a fucking normie and you'll have to pretend to be someone you're not if you want to keep her

You have nothing to lose considering they're subhuman, so just be yourself, be as repulsive and creepy as you normally would be and if she dumps you then it's good because she was subhuman to begin with. If she actually finds your neurodiverse traits endearing and decides to stay, I guess that's all the better.

I haven't gotten a haircut in 14 months but i'm a long hair fag

Why did it change color?

>>34896539
looks like shit man. are you aware of how shitty looks like?

I don't care enough about normalfag society to care what niggers do in it. If you care about society at all you are a normalfag.

>>34896169
t. faggot neet virgin

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>>34896169
>Not wanting to improve the scourge on humanity that is normie society
>Not realizing that you need to address the problems with normalfaggot society first, which requires caring about society
It's like you want to keep being miserable

What if I'm gay?

Fits the stereotype too.

>>34896106
i've always had an iphone. a 4s to be exact and i'm hand -holdessly virgin.

so it's not accurate.

>>34896199
Well I mean you are using an iPhone from 2009

shameless selfbump, my niggerios

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>>34896068
I was sitting somewhere, nothing was happening, then I looked up and a girl that I liked kissed me

I was standing in a group, maybe in school. Some older women made some ridiculing remark about virgins. So I round on her and say loudly that she should stop virgin shaming. At that moment of course everybody knows I'm a virgin. After that a stacy I know from highschool lectures me about how I could get laid If only I get some muscles.

>>34896048
it's like enhanced footage of bigfoot

>>34896048
I'm afraid that females are not capable of swallowing the bog pill. For our species to ascend we must accept that women are merely child bearers and nothing more.

>>34896048
>>34897210
What is this "bogpill" you speak of? What's the story on this dank new meme?

>>34895631
By getting a job and moving out

>>34895645
What if there are no jobs where you live?

>>34895631
Knock him out

continue shitposting until my dying breath

slip him $20 to make it one week

God damn, it's about fucking time.

Lethal dose of morphine?

>>34895502

I'd be embarrassed to say I wasn't.

That's a difficult question to answer.

I mean, he's the president of the United States and a billionaire, while I'm not. Now you don't need to be a genius to become the leader of a country, something that history has been keen to teach us. Luck, and in extension money, does however tend to favour the skilled. I'm not saying that this is the case every time, but I wouldn't doubt that there's a connection.

But then you have to include the socioeconomic factors, and you should probably also look at the whole thing in a relative perspective. Is Donald among the smart one's of the college he attended, or is he just some dumb, privileged rich kid?

You can teach anyone anything if you do it the right way, and give them enough time: You'd be amazed of what a skilled dog trainer can learn his dogs.

And we also need to consider that regarding his business, Trump has probably always had very competent advisors, considering how he did inherit the enterprise.

In my personal opinion he's most likely of average intelligence or a sociopath, because I do not believe that a man of higher intellect would stoop to the same low's as Donald has on purpose.

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>>34895502
I believe Trump is slightly smarter than the average American at least, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to convince them to vote for him. However, as we all know, the education system there isn't particulary great

Probably because they think too much and over-analyze everything - isn't that what social anxiety is mostly about?

>>34895459

It's just that normies are stupid and not worth socializing with.

Because we're janitors.

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iktf anon, though not quite on the same scale

>constant debt, paying off credit cards every month
>never impossible, debt maxed at around $2k, but combined depression and apathy made it feel hopeless
>finally decided to start saving on shitty part time job
>go from $2k in the red to $3k saved, so much money for emergencies that I don't feel nervous at every bill
>as time goes on stop spending money on frivolous things almost entirely
>$27k saved up over 2.5 years
>won't even replace 4 year old phone with destroyed screen and constant shutdowns
>because it would mean the numbers would go down instead of up

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>>34895503
>>34895378

Yea, I know this too... it's a bit like some game where you have levels and streaks, don't wanna fuck up that nice score.

You guys getting good interest?

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>>34895606
>nice score

I'm also nervous that I'll start spending it like I used to, like it was the last dollar I'll ever see, so I might as well get the shit I want. It feels like every cent I spend now is just taking me farther away from "financial stability", but I don't even have the ability to define what that means to me.

I'm getting something like 1% due to a promotion for the next few months. What do you want to do with the money you save?

>>34895331
Sounds traumatic.

Also, where did you take this test?

I like and fall in love with girls that are beautiful and extroverted, I'm ugly and a shut in. maybe that's why.

Because every girl I've ever met has bullied me.

Which STDs and how'd you get them

>inb4 gay buttsex with tranny

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>>34895259
Unprotected pussy sex with tinder sluts, backpackers i meet while traveling and some co workers.

(Due to excessive fapping I can't feel much in my penis so i litterally cannot hold an erection with a condom on)

I got Clamidia and Genital wart (that quite embarrassing)

Bump we need to discuss this please