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>tfw no hairy bush gf
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Bit too big for my taste.
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>>34094519
>Bit too big for my taste.
big bush is best bush please leave
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>hairless legs
>hairless pits
how insecure can you get?
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How the fuck do I leave my tiny ass shit small town holy fuck it's so bad
>neighbors are all retarded with barking dogs going off every hour
>everyone here is wallowing in poverty and I'm the poorest of them all
>weather is shit it's always windy cold snowing raining cloudy dark
>some retard drives by my house in the loudest truck I've ever heard and just circles around romping on the gas
>jobs are like 60 miles away from me and I'll never own a car
>no parties, girls, friends, people my age, meeting places, nothing to do
>parents are poor and never have food and we live in a shitty broken down house
>the only jobs here are part time minimum wage and that's if you wanna drive 30-40 miles to it and it takes like a decade to move up to manager
>impossible to succeed here nothing to do but shovel up cow shit
>impossible to make or save money
>everywhere I go it's just empty roads and trees
>everyone here is a redneck so no one likes you if you don't fish and until and have a big truck covering up your small penis
How do I leave? I'd probably be willing to be homeless
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>he thinks it is quieter in a city
>he thinks people in a city aren't 90% all poor, there is a reason middle and upper class is not living but only working there
>theres gonna be 100 of such trucks in a city
>you wouldn't go to any parties or meeting places because they suck and only 16 year olds do that because they saw it in movies
>you won't get a better job than min wage in a city either
You should neck yourself if you can't make this out yourself
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>>34094299
>How do I leave? I'd probably be willing to be homeless
Hike that sixty miles and get yourself a job.
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>How do I leave? I'd probably be willing to be homeless
Get in car. Drive away. Fin.
or
Get on bus. Drive away. Fin.
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>sperg gf keeps correcting me when I'm speaking
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>>34094267
Spank her ass
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knock her teeth out anon
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>>34094267
Put a gag over her mouth and tell her you won't take it off until she learns to be polite
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How old were you when you realized outie pussies are completely natural and don't reflect how much dick they've taken?
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Why do you spread false information to robots?
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Its true but the roasties being whores meme is great
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>>34094179
>Its true but the roasties being whores meme is great
It makes me happy knowing that some people are retarded enough to believe memes
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who else /vietnam vet/ here?
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>>34094176
How old are you op?
fucking original reply
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>>34094176
go back to your trench and use heroine old man
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I AIN'T NO SENATOR'S SON, NO NO NO
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>get invited to a party
>have to memorize the route to get there and come back from Google Maps because I don't know my city since I never go out
anyone else knows this feel?
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>>34094157
No. no I don't know what it's like to be invited to a party.
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>>34094157
>blogposting
>bragging about going to parties
>normies
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>>34094157
Is this what /r9k/ has come to? Fucking threads being made on small petty shit that means nothing
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this building confuses me.
couldnt someone easily fall off the building?
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Yes, it happens all the time. It's called a suicide pool.
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>>34094123
Isn't there another pool below?
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>>34094173
I have a major fear of heights too.
this shit would freak me out bad
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What exactly goes on at clubs/parties?
normies explain
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>>34094053
Drinking. Drugs. Guys trying to convince girls to sleep with them. It's pretty much exactly what you think
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>>34094080
how exactly do the guys try to convince them to sleep with them?
what is the ratio on average of guys succeeding to guys failing?
do girls only go home with the chads?
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>>34094080
This. Loud, shitty postmodern music that makes you want to kill yourself.
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Hit them with a littIe NEET gospel
Those who wish to follow me
I weIcome with my hands
And the red sun sinks at Iast into the hills of gold
And peace to this young Wagie without the sound of cIocks.
If I could recollect before my NEET days
I'd sit and reminisce, thinking of bliss of the bad days
l stop and stare at the wagies, my heart goes to 'em
They tested, it was stress that they under
And nowadays things changed
Everyone's ashamed to the wagie cause the truth looks strange
And for me it's reversed, we left them a worId that's cursed, and it hurts
Don't let me get teary, the world looks dreary
but when you wipe your eyes, see it clearly
there's no need for you to fear me
if you take your time to hear me, maybe you can learn to cheer me
it ain't about wagie or NEET, cause we're human
I hope you see the light before it's ruined
my NEET gospel
Tick tock wagies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eC3F1uZJ2jc
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this shit doent even rhyme
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>>34093970
Doesn't rhyme, bad grammar, some of the words are used totally incorrectly
Engrish/10
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>>34093970
Thisode is beautiful.
I went from looking like this...
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TO LOOKING LIKE THIS
ORIGINAL
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to this..
i think i'm dying
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>>34093951
either that or your face is melting
sorry brother
why don't you just pay for sex, brobots?
inb4 enjoy your AIDS
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>>34093885
Because I'm too jewish with money
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>>34093885
cost too much.
id rather dump my money into drugs while i dump jerkins in my hand
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>>34093885
Costs about 10% of what I would make in a month if I had a job. Fuck that.
Give me your hottest memes boys
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>>34093841
mega dump incoming
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>>34093948
oreganannaa
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>>34093967
originnnnnnalarino
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>sperg from steam is msging me about his feelings and shit
(not a steamfeels)
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http://steamcommunity.com/id/----____----_-__-------___--_--_/
(don't add because not a steamfeels)
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>not a steamfeels
surprise motherfucker now it is
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fucking hell i want my steamfeels back
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I have acces to a 3x3m room with a power outlet. I dont have to pay anything for the electricity. How do I make money of this? Right now I have 2 car batteries that i use to power laptop, mobile etc in my apartment. The room is just above my apartment so its pretty easy to acces.
i'm thinking bitcoin miner or weed grow. What else?
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torture chamber
rape room
cavader cave
the possibilities are endless
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Open a back alley abortion office if trump bans abortions.
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>>34093807
Shitcoin mining, any type of coin. 24/7
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>be me
>mummy's chunky 550 pounder
>roll over in my play pen
>something is missing
>my waifu pillow is gone
>that bitch has kidnapped her
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>no reply
>roll out of the pen but too fat to stand
>crawl along the floor
>poopoo and peepee bottles fall in my wake
>my soiled mlp onesie becoming a jackson pollock canvas of poo and pee
>roll down the stairs and see mummy in the kitchen
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HER, WHORE?!
I-I don't know what you're talking about sweetie
MY WAIFU! WHERE IS SHE!
Your pillow... thing. I took it to the laundrette it was all gross and crusty
MY WAIFU PILLOW I SHALL FIND, THEN YOU SHALL EAT TENDIES FROM MY BEHIND
>pull myself onto my legs for the first time in years
>can feel my knees buckling under the weight of my ample frame
>i strap on my naruto headband, grab my minecraft sword and waddle out the door on my chivalrous quest
>people gag as i pass them on the street
>others flee in terror at the sight of me lumbering down the street trailing poopoo behind me
>get to the laundrette
RELEASE HER FROM HER SOAPY PRISON!
>the laundrette worker looks shocked
e-excuse me
MY WAIFU YOU ODOROUS CRONE! I AM TO BELIEVE THAT SHE IS HOUSED WITHIN ONE OF THESE SPINNING DEATHTRAPS!
oh, y-you're mrs anon's ch-child... your mother's washing is over here
>i see my love being drowned in a vortex of water and suds
REEEEEEEEEEE! SHE'S DYING YOU MALODOROUS FIEND! HOW CAN YOU LET AN INNOCENT FLOWER WILT AND DIE THIS WAY!
>i use all my tard strength to rip the machine door from it's hinges
>water floods the room as i stand triumphant sword held high and waifu in hand
>make my way home expecting tendies for the returning hero
>instead see the blue and red flashing lights of the law
>they tackle me to the ground, the stench causing them to vomit all over me
IS THIS HOW AMERICA TREATS IT'S HEROES?!
>they separate me from my love and throw me in the back of a car
>i can see them dragging her away as my eyes fill with tears
I guess this is it, bots.
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>>34093775
Jesus christ, what are you, 5 years old or something? Grow the fuck up.
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>>34093822
>being this new
faggot
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>>34093775
>MY WAIFU PILLOW I SHALL FIND, THEN YOU SHALL EAT TENDIES FROM MY BEHIND
Kek'd