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>>35985576
you are fat
I hate fat people
please don't talk to me

>>35985576
If it's not my girlfriend, I say yeah you were right. If it is my girlfriend though, I say, "You fucking liar. We're going to get you on a diet."

>>35985576
squeeze her belly, originally

>>35985571
ill b your friend

>>35985571
it's weird because it happens naturally but you also have to try really hard

just bee yourself, as they say

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>>35985571
i have friends on some twitch streams.

like i dont like the gigantic streamers (i do watch them for entertainment) but i have many subscribed/followed streams that have on average like 50-500 of the same exact viewers everyday.

we just chat and watch video games. its very comfy.

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>>35985553
She was my reading buddy and was in the 5th grade.

>>35985553
>>35985584
Bump
>Closest you ever got to a female companion

>>35985553
>>35985584
that's cute

i remember having reading buddies

canadafag?

I was taking 40mg of that and i never really worked

>>35985524
ADHD is a normie rockstar chad tier mental illness. They are usually party animals and can't focus in school so they go out on the road and get laid every night while singing about getting laid earlier in the night.

>>35985524
>calls himself a robot
>is vaguely mentally stable

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>papi found the poop pool

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>>35985512
>The cumunculus escaped from its jar

>>35985512
>mom found the tit television

>>35985508
Shaving. It's far worse than the unnecessary makeup that women are always complaining about. Either you shave or you look like a wildman that gets instantly profiled. Shaving, especially when you skip a day or two, is a bitch.

>>35985508
Same, i hate being slave to the pussy.

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>mfw ssris have taken my desire/ability to ejaculate so i never have to suffer from being horny

>>35985489
>she explicitly says she did it to hurt me for not talking to her
she sounds mentally unstable, stop talking to her

>>35985489
if this is real and not just woman hate bait, you're dating an abusive psycho and should dump immediately

>ldr
>Gf
Pick one

>>35985477
Op do you exercise in addition to worrying about nutrition? Your answer is to this is potentially a good indicator of whether she's right or not.

>>35985503
>Op do you exercise in addition to worrying about nutrition?

I go on 40-50 minute walks every day, but my therapist says it's bad because I need to focus on more productive activities or something. "You can't spend your life walking." Meanwhile she can barely get out of her fucking chair that fucking whale.

>>35985503
this. also post pics anorexic-fag. I can judge better that way.

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>>35985384
Move on. She isn't worth it and even if she had decided to date you she would have roastied out on you because you're too soft. There's a reason she wants Chad and it isn't because he's a "shoulder to cry on and a good friend." Just become a much more selfish and overall darker person. Don't be afraid to ask for favors, though never help. And get used to saying no, to telling people that they can't have what they want to have. Put your foot down.

Either they'll like you for it and you aren't as bad looking as you think or you'll be free of the bullshit that people try to saddle you with. Either way, you win. If your looks can't be escaped and you have to choose between being a dark king or a kind servant, never bow.

I know we're harsh on this board but that's only because we all started off in a similar place to where you are and we want you to be as prosperous as possible while avoiding unnecessary pain, the kind of pain you don't learn anything from or grow from. You'll meet all kinds of people who want to use you in life. From society to women, the number of people who will at least give you commensurate compensation is incredibly low and the ones who give genuine loyalty are even more rare.

tl;dr- Don't be such a beta fuck. Be better. It's time you became more than what society wants you to be. Learn to be okay on your own and always strive for self improvement and for the accomplishment of your goals.

>>35986074
Or you know he just got over her and enjoyed her company. Most women will still keep around friends even if they are beta. Something else is at work here.

>>35986140
Incorrect. He wouldn't be as wounded by her absence and he isn't being honest with himself. She was special. She meant something to him and she still does after these 7 months. And no, the orbiters are emotional tampons. They're to be used to bitch at. Women don't have actual friends. Just people to socialize with and manipulate and increase their social standing with. They need people to be cunty towards. If you've ever wondered where the source of female drama comes from then there it is.

>>35985378
same here, i have a ton of old cards that go for a lot now days.

don't care enough to sell them.

i have no attachment to them but still, im not too fond of doing things.

btw... those are 2015... hardly expensive. i have a ton of Stronghold, urzas, 5th ed, MM, invasion, some tempest.

also anything in between. (nemesis, planeshift, 6th, 7th. etc.)


some of the black border Stronghold sell well.

>>35985378
scale modelling

alas, i am /shakyhands/ here. rip

legos

must have spent like $1000 on legos, but I ended up breaking all of them in my autist rage one time.

>>35985313
It's either self employed or neet. Self employment is the ultimate redpill but it's the hardest to swallow. If it was easy people would do it.

>>35985313
Maybe she isn't an insufferable cunt and you and your friend are. She isn't going to get fired because people who work there actually like her. That kind of thing is really important even of you are too autistic to see it.

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>>35985818
you ok buddy?
maybe i do stuff when i say ill do it
maybe i can make a schedule and stick with it
maybe im too busy doing my job instead of moving my mouth

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Let us point you in the right direction. These people are good help

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>>35985242
Here, this webm will ease your mind.

If only you lived in Europe you'd only need to wait til she's 15 ;)

>>35985226
bump for audism

>>35985226
I agree with ur theory anon hava bump

OP gave probably the most reasonable explanation to his own question so I'll ask a different question
Has anyone made friends with someone you were sure had undiagnosed autism? Did you have a sudden realization or do you just wonder the possibility

still here? looks like no one replied to your thread either. very sad!

they're social because... they are. it's what they do. they do what comes natural, just like it's natural for lonely, slender nerds to take out their biological urge to control territory in video games. i don't hate "roasts" for this, it's not rational to do so.

yeah, they bring up their deep depression to everyone they acquaint with, even while they buy new clothes and party every week... yeah, it's just what they do

>20 texts a week

I'm lucky if my 1 friend texts me every other month.

NORMIE LEAVE

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>>35985995
This. Seriously would you guys mind leaving and never coming back?

Not your blog faggot,.

>>35985156
Actually it pretty much is

That was an interesting story and you're totally not a faggot.