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Where do you get your reaction images?
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various places, i have a nice pepe collection (thx for adding to it btw)
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>>36255182
By lurking on various boards. You build up a collection over time.
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>>36255182
Shariablue gave me a whole folder
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Finished a months long mental eval today. Depression (dystymia), Panic disorder, generalized anxiety. Autism. Stuff I already figured.
The kicker is finding out that I'm actually pretty dumb. Having it laid out on paper was a punch in the gut.
What does someone with my IQ profile even do for a living? I knew I was dysfunctional, but a 94 IQ where it all skews verbal is ridiculous.
I feel like I'm going to crater when my parents die, and im never going to accomplish anything in life.
Even worse, I'm not dumb enough to warrant accommodations at my college. But im literally 2 percentile points away from it.
This pisses me off so much. Wasted time and money. I feel hopeless, and this isnt helping my suicidal ideation.
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You're better than 95% of people at vocabulary quizzes!
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>>36255164
Whoa shit.
I took one of those recently.
I was so sleep deprived when my parents brought me in, I'm sure the scores are at least 10 points off
What state did you get your eval in?
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>>36255164
I suspect my IQ is pretty average.
Average is not good enough to live a nice life in the US anymore.
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The Matrix
-Neo dodging bullets for the first time
Reloaded:
-Architect scene
Revolution:
-????
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>>36255108
-The moment at the end when you realize that the 'real' world us also part of the matrix and you cannot possibly escape. Making the unlikely event of robots harvesting energy from humans obsolete and reveals that it is not what they really do.
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>>36255228
Does that actually happen in any of the movies? Never seen the third one and I forgot the plot of the second.
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>>36255228
It was too subtle for the audience to notice. A lot of people were confused why Neo was able to use his powers against machines.
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INFP feels thread
>hot asian girl joins gym
>leaves a bench unattended
>I need to use it so I ask her if it's done
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>find out we both go to the same college and have the same major
>wants to give me her number
>don't want to deal with the sexual anxiety so I give her my email instead
>she actually emails me and wants to hang out
>block her and never go to that gym ever again
>tfw hope she finds a nice more shredded chad-bro to satisfy her in ways I never could
>tfw loose gains after quitting and will never open up again because of past abuse
>tfw you will never be able to function in society
>tfw jack off to light femdom asuka-doujin 4 times in a row to have any sense of control in my life
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>unblock her
>email her
>tell her you were nervous so you didn't answer her
>99% of rejection but if not you could be frands
You got nuttin to lose
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>>36255074
>she actually emails me and wants to hang out
how the fuck do things like this happen to people
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>tfw you need to go to the grocery store because you're out of food but when you arrive there's a salvation army guy asking for donations at the door so you sit in the parking lot staking it out waiting for him to leave but he won't and nobody else is around so you can't sneak by
>go home to avoid the awkward possible interaction
I still need food
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Is it gay to like traps? I'm confused, I like them because they are cute and feminine not because they have a penis. I have always been straight so does this make me bi? Should I just accept it?
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>>36255040
>Is it gay to like traps?
Yes.
>Should I just accept it?
No.
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>>36255040
It makes you gay. "I like them because they're cute and feminine", well so are girls, all you have to do is walk outside you dumb faggot
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>>36255079
But traps are more girly and feminine looking than actual girls
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So there is a girl I know who loves anime and Kpop (and even knows how to dance). She's attractive and even though not really that much of an introvert person at all, she's not extrovert, so she's got an amazing personality; is caring and kind.
Would you like her?
What would you do to approach her and get close?
I think it's rare and a weird chance. Help bros.
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>>36255022
Sounds like you like her. Go for it bro and post your results
> What would you do to approach her and get close?
I wouldn't be sitting here if I knew
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>>36255022
Bump. Pls healp bros.
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>>36255022
She's fantasizing about Chad literally every moment she's awake. Give up, you never had a chance. none of us ever did.
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hey robots,
just picked this up the other day! anybody wanna help me name it? first post to roll dubs decides :)
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The pipe of DOOM
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Weed is for Degenerates
orgiginalo
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>>36254989
Nobody wants to name your gay pipe
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NOFAP is not a meme.
Currently on day 8. I broke down and jerked off last night before bed (no porn) because I literally was laying in bed thinking about fucking almost every woman I know for at least an hour.
I used to think I just didn't care about sex that much. Holy shit was I wrong. My sex drive is higher than it has ever been in my entire life. I've been flirting with girls again. I started getting half way boners while talking to chicks. I need sex. I'm foaming at the fucking mouth. Even pictures of chicks in clothes are setting me off. I can sit and stare at a picture of a fully clothed woman and imagine fucking her for 30 minutes.
You guys need to try this. It really changes everything.
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>>36254955
>NOFAP is not a meme.
I agree but I had the opposite experience you're describing. I used to be horny all the time and it would interfere with my ability to get shit done. I'm so much more focused this way.
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Oh and when I finally did jerk off yesterday, I lasted like 10x as long and cummed the thickest most massive load I've EVER blown. I think frequent masturbation had a lot to do with my premature ejaculation problem and self confidence/introversion problems as well. I'm so hyped up about getting laid I started being alpha as fuck and acting like a man.
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>>36254955
>stop fapping
>get constant desire for sex
gee, its almost as if guys fap in order to prevent their mind from being flooded with sexual thoughts constantly
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g f a p p l i c a t i o n s
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Taking gf(female) applications. Need a girl who will watch Friends with me late at night and smoke weed/eat edibles and just chill.
25/m/US 5'11 140 lbs
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>>36254931
>5'11
uhhhh anon 6' is bare minimum
also fuck off mr skeletal
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>>36254970
i think 5'11 is probably fine my man
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>>36254931
>Friends
Why do you have such shit taste, OP?
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>The fembots that complain about how men are bad on the internet all have bfs
>They hate "men" yet they feel compelled to brag about their bfs to everyone online over and over again
Are these essentially the female MGTOWs?
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>>36254890
female MGTOWs would be basic bitches trying to marry a lawyer or other high status chad
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Being female (or at least openly stating that you are) should be a bannable offense on /r9k/. Every post they make is shit, and whenever they post in a thread, it's ruined
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>>36255046
fuck off you faggot. maybe you would get a GF if you did not flee from female contact at every opportunity
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>last week
>decide to post my picture on /soc/
>got surprisingly high scores, 7/10
>A girl even said I was "handsome :3"
>holy fuck
>decide to go out to my campus bar to see if i can talk to any qts
>can't muster the courage to a conversation
>go home without talking to anyone
How do I take advantage of this? People apparently find me attractive but I'm an autist. I've never even kissed a girl before
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>>36254873
Oh, and the photo in the OP is obviously not me
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>>36254873
Wait, why the fuck am I asking /r9k/?
The blind leading the blind an all that
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>>36255037
Utilize your allure to manipulate people, I am in a similar position to you.
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>send girl text asking her to hang out
>she blows me off hardcore
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>36254850
Awwwwwwwwwwwww
that SUCKS
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>>36254850
GET LITERALLY KEKED NIGGER
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>>36254850
>tfw too beta to ask a girl to join me at the local indie theater to see a documentary about stray cats in turkey
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I just got 1.9k dollars from my tax refund and was wondering what to spend it on.
Traveling seems like fun, but then again I have no one to travel with or friends abroad (or friends at all). What are some good places to travel to or things to spend it on?
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Try investing it all and make more money.
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>>36254616
Spend it on alcohol and a fleeting moment of peace from the hell that is being a wagie
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>>36254683
I'm a waiter, and while it is kind of hellish, I am not really a wagie, nor a slave. I make good cash and work little hours.
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Hey guys what's YOUR definition of being a (fem)bot? Someone who's a complete shut in?
Someone who just goes through out their day without interacting with anyone and just getting to point A. To point B.?
Last question, is it possible to be a (fem)bot and still be social? Like putting a facade because you're so numb to everything so that no one can know how you really?
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>>36254565
A girl who posts on r9k and does not mention her gender to get attention.
At best doesnt mention her gender at all.
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>>36255152
as a fembot, i agree with you completely.
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Girls and boys arent much different overall.
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Should i hit my dude weed lmao bong again and play Zelda, or use a sex toy and go to sleep? This is after a stoned 2 hour overwatch session
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>>36254490
Keep smoking that dank herb, my man!
What do you owe anyone? Invest in yourself and make yourself happy!
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This might be a little surprising to you OP, but no one cares
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>>36254490
I literally cannot explain how lame drugs are verbally or over the internet.