ITT: Post your voice, and rate other's voices -- The sequel nobody asked for (but still wants).
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OdsB1PHT3L
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Z9P68adDKm
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BaxMRRQZ8f
>>35390532
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wttk4g4sJ5
>>35395026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vi6yn4DWXK
>>35405962
Jesus fuck that's a cute 8 second video
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o0IPHNI5Rl
>>35406221
>Record narration.
Honestly didn't expect that. Nice.
So I just discovered this is a thing in mainstream-ish porn.
Really? Are we now that debased as a fucking species?
>>35405926
>not concrete enemas
Lame
>>35405926
I... I actually think that shit is hot.
>>35405926
I'm inserting the obligatory
>I can't get a girl to even look at me meanwhile chad is doing this shit with his plates.
Yo, I see my homie, Wagie, drivin' to work,
I tell ya that boi look like he goin' berserk,
Red lights and a jam on the interstate,
Better call Mr Jewstein, he gonna be late.
But little does he know that whilst he's honkin' that horn,
Slowly movin' forward lookin' so forlorn,
I ain't goin' slow I'm travelling' double quick
To show his the wife the pleasure of a big NEET dick.
So don't come home early, there's really no need,
Your bitch is plenty busy slurpin' down my seed,
Then I stick it in deep, she yellin' shit so crass,
Whilst you're left kissing Jewstein's old ass.
You always laughed at me for not havin' a job,
Looked down on me like some rich ass snob,
But guess what, I got a job, I thought you oughta know,
It came from yo wife and it starts with a blow.
*mic drop*
Is this actual OC?
If so, solid song/10
Based Mc.Neet
>>35405920
Not bad, but you really only have one rhythm and pattern of rapping. Maybe change it up a little next time. 6/10.
I would totally destroy you in a rap battle.
>hehe youre a cutie anon
>omg stacy dont be so horrible XD
>>35405919
Thanks for reminding me on this OP
I was starting to put women on a pedestal again
>>35405988
Lol this happened to me at least 3 times when i was a young school boy
Its so embarrassing, cause it feels good when stacy calls me a cutie but horrible when the nastly little bitch mext to her always says TEE HEE DONT BE HORRIBLE
Fuck off slag
Why is my cum for the most part clear? I masturbate every day just once. I tested going without jerking off for about a week and it was still pretty clear. Wtf is wrong with me??
Not enough citric acid
you're sterile my dude
Clear jizz is a sign of prostate cancer OP
How do you deal with hemorrhoids?
>>35405833
drink lots of water and eat plenty of food with fiber or take a fiber supplement.
Softer poops make for less irritation on the hemorrhoid and will help a lot. Also, try soaking your asshole in the tub every day.
>>35406043
Thanks for the information friend, these things won't let me use my buttplug
>>35405833
>>35406533
3 things
1 don't ever put force into taking a shit
sit down, let it flow don't push
2 epsom salt baths
might sting a big but it helps worlds, pour it in the water soak, and put some in an old sock or cloth then push directly onto your bumhole let it soak for a good 10-15 minutes
3 now this will sound weird, but dildos "can" help
very gentle rubbing can help relax the muscles, imagine a slow loving thrust
if you are too rough it will just make it worse
thats generally how i've dealt with them
How do I develop a poker face, robots?
It's so easy for people to tell my emotions and they are generally the wrong emotion for the situation.
>>35405710
Mental training
When something happens just grin.
Takes a few years but eventually you'll become a /pokermaster/
>>35405893
But sometimes grinning is the problem. Sometimes when I'm supposed to frown I grin, or when I'm supposed to grin I roll my eyes, stuff like that.
I'm reactive and very easy to read. I'd like to fix that. I've been trying to find "poker face" videos on YouTube but all that comes up is lady gaga.
>suddenly don't want to speak to anyone after having a fairly active social life
did i suddenly develop autism
pic not related
>>35405643
How "active" was it exactly?
Also do you do any autistic things as well as not wanting to talk to anyone, desu?
>>35405774
pretty active, have 2 really good friends and quite a few other close friends who i speak to daily and usually meet someone each weekend & have a qt boyf
>have edgy anime headcanons
>pace around my room
>enjoy degenerate music
>http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20150917-is-another-human-living-inside-you
Feelsbadman
>>35405536
>I have an 8% chance to be a chimera
Thank goodness, I was thinking it was potentially a real problem I might have.
As far as I know, I only have one blood type.
>Mom probably has foreign dna in her brain
>Wondering if it could of been passed down to me
Puking rn
Thanks for the share, this stuff is right up my alley
Big bionerd here
>"I-is that it anon? Awwww its so cute!"
Anyone else know this feel?
A girl called my dick "pretty" once when I sent her a dickpic. I don't know what that means really
>>35405514
probably fucking with you, society teaches girls to be as snide as possible with anything concerning intimacy.
I've been checking in on this for some time now and I still have no idea what the fuck this thread's about.
I feel weird robots. For the past few days I feel...relaxed. Suddenly all the things that have stressed me out have stopped bothering me. I haven't taken any drugs or reached some sort of enlightenment. I just suddenly stopped worrying. Am I on my way to being a normalfag, or have I just hit a new level of apathy?
>>35405471
What drugs are you on? Give them now
>>35405471
I think something in you just, snapped.
a while back I was in a shitty period of my life (well, more shitty than now) and the same thing happened. My mind just kinda gave up and let everything collapse
I don't really know when I got out of it but I do worry about things again
Maybe its a defense mechanism?
>>35405471
I get like that right after I cum.
HOL UP @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as sum nigga presidant!
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if
Okie doke!
AYO WE WUZ DA NIGGER KING!!!
AND WHATEVER TIME MAY BRING!
YA'LL REMEMBER ME AND SING!
What's with all the female threads today?
>Fembots
>Does your dad worry about you
>Male hate
>Reply for a girlfriend
>Asians girls are the best
>>35405379
It's just fucking gay and female threads...
This Board is more shill than actual content.
>>35405379
some didn't find the porn he wanted to jerk of to now he fishes for lewd pictures on /thiRsty9k/
Some lonely faggot keeps posting fembot threads. They all start the same way. "Fembots" in the subject field, then a question addressed to 'Fembots.'
For example,
>"Fembots, what are you attracted to in guys?"
>"Fembots, what kinds of music do you like?"
>"Fembots, what is your favorite memory?" etc
Just some dumb question, doesn't matter what it is, to bait out the attention whore """Fembots""" for him to thirst after.
Its another episode of : anon finishes a game is bored and the depression kick back in.
How's your day going?
>>35405290
Buy a new game then
Original
just wait until games don't even solve your depression temporarily and instead feel like a waste of time
i got a ps4 for christmas and all kinds of games and only finished like one or two before i sold it
Were the Kamikaze robots?
>>35405277
Not sure. Waiting further replies
>>35405277
How did you post without a picture?
>>35405277
They all ran to the b.a.r.
Just hold tight till arty