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>>35476762
I don't get it. What's the problem?

>>35476778
>when your own mother thinks you are unable to feed yourself

All i eat is bran flakes..

2 times a day

we're always better when we're together

this fucking song kek

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>too enthralled by hips to notice the lyrics

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>>35476705
I heard Finland and Germany is similar to Sweden, please respond.

>>35476705
>>35476899
Get a job you fucking leech.

>>35477704
I have never worked, no one wants me.

I wish I was a qt girl so I could wear lip gloss

It looks so great

>>35476870
just lick your lips

>>35476917
That doesn't make them shiny and qt

>>35476665

She's just fat, mate.

its kinda sad that even these bitches are hard to get these days, before feminism took its bullshit hold on the masses, finding bitches like this was insanely easy

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>>35476665
3 quans

Pig posting

I hate weebs with a passion and unironically think they should be killed.

Nothing and that's where you bitches get it twisted because you expect me to rise to the ranks of chad before I'm able to even get a shot, atleast if I like a bitch I'm willing to give her a chance even if she's lacking most of what I want.

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>>35476580
No, I bet you are are meanies with inside jokes and namedrops

>>35476643
This is a safe space, anon. Bullying is prohibited, we are all nice to each other.

I can't believe how comfy this discord is!

You should try to take up some new hobbies. Try new things. Broaden your horizons.

Maybe learn a new language or something.

>>35476628
I used to love trying to learn languages but now I just don't have the motivation. Any time I can muster even an ounce of energy I force myself to attempt work, which 100% of the time derails into 4chan, porn or mindless video games I don't even like. I try to be creative, I love writing and drawing but it never culminates to anything and I always end up destroying what I've done because it's shit or I no longer like it

Can I vent here too?
I want someone to care about. And I want someone to care about me. It might not necessarily be love, honestly. I just want to know that there's a person who can, for example, give me some milk with honey when I get cold. And I will always return this favor and do other nice things to them. That's what I miss in life.

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>This
How exactly would a gf improve your life, robot?

Well I have a giant dog kennel in my apartment from my dog who passed away a month ago, so if I got a gf id probably keep her tied up inside of that, naked, and starved for a few months until she had broken entirely. I would also find someone on the dark web to remove her larynx so she couldn't scream if I left the house for groceries-- I'm hikikomori so I could keep my eyes on her most of the time. Then I would just keep her as a rape slave, and she would be entirely obedient because I will have conditioned her to believe I am her everything, her life blood, her master.

Ideally I would find someone young and naive, and obviously virgin. An orphan would be perfect, as well.

>>35476479
I actually dont. Even having a oneitis recently made me feel ill.

This is literally the plot of an episode of Malcolm in the Middle. Reese has a army broad that shows up and is gay.

No ones had their heart broken?

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>>35476850
My joke has been found out it's time to abandoned the thread

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>>35476454
You know what game it is
I know what game it is

>>35476454
>Hotline Miami 2
Same. I've been playing HM and HM2 a lot when i'm feeling angry.

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Dragon's Dogma. I hire pawns that look like they had a lot of effort put into them and feed them to the Brine. Bonus points if they're dressed lewdly.

I know, most people are very obnoxious. I'd protect you, anon.

shut up babby

>>35476407
how can someone be this much of a pussy?

>>35476398
That isn't you. And on the the off chance that it is, get off my board you fucking roastie cunt.

>>35476491

/thread
Fucking faggot OP.
But I'd say a 6 out of 10

>>35476539
=/

Post yours now!

>>35476304
Of it's not properly cleaned on a daily basis, yes it smells of rotted fish.

OR, when girls are on their period. That smells like putrid fish and liver rotting under the sun.

There is nothing more foul than an unkempt pussy.

>>35476304
It doesn't really smell like fish. Maybe some other cyborgs have hooked up with really dirty girls where it did smell like a tuna casserole but not me.

At most, even after a night of drunken sex with me sniffing my fingers at the bus stop, pussy juice smells vaguely like salami. I would hook up with punk/goth/metal/emo girls, so they weren't exactly airbushed Stacies that would be douching themselves everyday or whatever it is that Staceys do.

>>35476304
If it's unclean, she's on her period, or she has some sort of bacterial or fungal infection it can really fucking stink of rotting fish and other nastiness.

A clean, healthy vagina can smell wonderful though, and nothing like fish at all.

t. nonvirgin

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>can there be masculine vaginas?

yes

>>35476268
Yes

The real question you should be asking is: which one is gayer?

>>35476312
Holy fuck thst dude has a ACTUAL RED ROCKET MAXIMUM KEK!!!!!!!!!