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Well look who decided to crawl out of his man-cave!
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>>38202493
Yes, yes, gentleman. Here I am...Now what did I do to deserve this party?
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>>38202493
Th-those crazy jews, huh?

Can I go home now?
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Ay, wassup my niggas, it's ya boi Hitler in the house!

tomorrow I'm going to try to go all day without looking at a screen. no TV, no phone, no PC. I'm going to go for a walk, go to the grocery store, read a book, and cook a lot. wish me luck

i've been getting headaches and I think it's from looking at screens all day because i have time off from work [surgery]
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>step on scale after being physically ill and mostly in bed, not eating, caused by emotional pain for 2 days
>114.2 LBS

I was up to 118 trying to get to my goal of 121 (healthy weight) too
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does playing with toy make me a child?

>pic related
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>be me
>shitposting to the nth
>suddenly from thin air a wild meme man appears
>hands me a blue pill, it is jagged and tough
>feel strange ideas entering my head
>tells me that if I shove it up my ass, I will become a 7/10 normie with fate guaranteeing me a gf and imortality
>the catch is that every time I take it out, I become progressively more beautiful
>8/10
>9/10
>iaintnoretard.png
>at the end of time, my looks will be -1/12
I receive a vision telling me I will look like the one on the right

Should I take it?
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>>38202409
bump

btw what captcha do you haaahate

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>I have Obsessive Compulsive Disoder
>I have a high chance of having Aspergers
>I have Borderline Personality Disorder
>All of my family is extremely abusive
>Nobody likes me and think I fuck dead bodies in my free time

Is it worth living?
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>I have obsessive compulsive disorder
>I have bipolar disorder
>all of my family is extremely abusive
>I am actually a necrophiliac

Want to be friends OP?

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What are the requirements for failed normie? If i have friends but will never have sex does that make me a normie? I feel a bit disgusted when people especially women talk about sex so casually. I feel like it should be something sacred again (idc if i ever get laid but our society needs to stop being so heavy on hook up culture). That and whenever people start talking about snapchat or instagram i feel like a grandpa since i never use them. I have come to accept my romanticized vision of love is not a reality in our society. I just feel like trends and cultural norms are changing faster than i can keep up with.
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>>38202337
You fit the bill, this pic sums it up nice

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Where were you when you learned that Bing was the /bestsearchengine/?
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haha epic /b/ro very good i knew a fucking retard like you wouldn't learn after your last shit show three post thread
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>>38202367
>what did he mean by this
Doot diddly donger oreginalerino, ha-ha!
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wtf I like Bing now.

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I AM IN MISERY
THERE AIN'T NOBODY WHO CAN COMFORT ME
OH YEAH
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME
THE SILENCE IS SLOWLY KILLING ME
OH YEAH
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>>38202323
I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA
THROW MY HEAD ON A BLADE FOR YA
I'D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN FOR YA
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I LIKE THAT BOOM BOOM POW
THEM CHICKENS JACKING MY STYLE
THEY TRY TO COPY MY SWAGGER
I'M ON THAT NEXT SHIT NOW

sup r9k, just browsin with my steam controller
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>you will never know the names of the cute girls that go to live concerts

why do i keep falling in love with girls that get 3 seconds of screen time in a crowd?
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>>38202235
Why not just go to the concerts and meet cute girls like the ones you described?
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>>38202301
I've been to many concerts but that's impossible. It's too loud.
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Why would you want to?
Pretty much all girls who attend concerts are liberal sjw whores who have a new cock inside them every weekend.
Not the kind of girls any self respecting man would want around him.

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>>38201018
The criminals have guns because the rest of you do idiot.

And the government has had more powerful weaponry than you're allowed to have since like the early 20th century, back when the mafia was invented they started controlling it for that reason, so they thugs would tommy gun people randomly anymore. And so they pretty much only use glocks now. So get rid of the glocks. Not like you're gonna take down the swat team if the gov v for vendettas you or some shit anyway. Go hunt a deer with a bow you faggots.
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>tfw left your 4chan.com account logged in at work
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>forgot to unsync 4chan with facebook
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>>38202159
Hahaha you are so random, xD
Got any DANK MEMES???? =P
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>>38202186
me 2 same hbu

>fap to traps
>fap to crossdresser
>fap to zoo
>attempt to stimulate my prostate
>attempt to make home made ona holes
>if someone IRL asked im 100% straight
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Hi,i am a normalfaggot and i just posted on your board.

AMA.
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>>38202087

If a magic meme man appeared and gave you a blue pill to make you a norman, would you accept it?


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