Well look who decided to crawl out of his man-cave!
tomorrow I'm going to try to go all day without looking at a screen. no TV, no phone, no PC. I'm going to go for a walk, go to the grocery store, read a book, and cook a lot. wish me luck
i've been getting headaches and I think it's from looking at screens all day because i have time off from work [surgery]
>step on scale after being physically ill and mostly in bed, not eating, caused by emotional pain for 2 days
I was up to 118 trying to get to my goal of 121 (healthy weight) too
does playing with toy make me a child?
>shitposting to the nth
>suddenly from thin air a wild meme man appears
>hands me a blue pill, it is jagged and tough
>feel strange ideas entering my head
>tells me that if I shove it up my ass, I will become a 7/10 normie with fate guaranteeing me a gf and imortality
>the catch is that every time I take it out, I become progressively more beautiful
>at the end of time, my looks will be -1/12
I receive a vision telling me I will look like the one on the right
Should I take it?
>I have Obsessive Compulsive Disoder
>I have a high chance of having Aspergers
>I have Borderline Personality Disorder
>All of my family is extremely abusive
>Nobody likes me and think I fuck dead bodies in my free time
Is it worth living?
What are the requirements for failed normie? If i have friends but will never have sex does that make me a normie? I feel a bit disgusted when people especially women talk about sex so casually. I feel like it should be something sacred again (idc if i ever get laid but our society needs to stop being so heavy on hook up culture). That and whenever people start talking about snapchat or instagram i feel like a grandpa since i never use them. I have come to accept my romanticized vision of love is not a reality in our society. I just feel like trends and cultural norms are changing faster than i can keep up with.
You fit the bill, this pic sums it up nice
Where were you when you learned that Bing was the /bestsearchengine/?
>what did he mean by this
Doot diddly donger oreginalerino, ha-ha!
I AM IN MISERY
THERE AIN'T NOBODY WHO CAN COMFORT ME
WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER ME
THE SILENCE IS SLOWLY KILLING ME
I'D CATCH A GRENADE FOR YA
THROW MY HEAD ON A BLADE FOR YA
I'D JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN FOR YA
sup r9k, just browsin with my steam controller
>you will never know the names of the cute girls that go to live concerts
why do i keep falling in love with girls that get 3 seconds of screen time in a crowd?
Why would you want to?
Pretty much all girls who attend concerts are liberal sjw whores who have a new cock inside them every weekend.
Not the kind of girls any self respecting man would want around him.
The criminals have guns because the rest of you do idiot.
And the government has had more powerful weaponry than you're allowed to have since like the early 20th century, back when the mafia was invented they started controlling it for that reason, so they thugs would tommy gun people randomly anymore. And so they pretty much only use glocks now. So get rid of the glocks. Not like you're gonna take down the swat team if the gov v for vendettas you or some shit anyway. Go hunt a deer with a bow you faggots.
>tfw left your 4chan.com account logged in at work
>fap to traps
>fap to crossdresser
>fap to zoo
>attempt to stimulate my prostate
>attempt to make home made ona holes
>if someone IRL asked im 100% straight
Hi,i am a normalfaggot and i just posted on your board.