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Mom just discorver my trap collection (aka gay porn) and is throwing my stuff out off the window. She said she wouldn't live with "one of those" in her house
Please help me bots, I don't want to be homeless
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>>35334371
should have thought about that when you failed to hide your porn well enough.
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>>35334371
Did you tell her it's okay because they're feminine?
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>>35334371
Try to explain its not gay if it's feminine penis
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a literal high school girl is trying to cuck me. 2017-03-06 05:52:29 Post No.35334263
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a literal high school girl is trying to cuck me.
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Welp r9k, im not sure how i got here but i'll greentext it
>Be minding my own business at work
>new girl shows super interest in me
>try to ignore
>She persists until eventually she asks for my number and i give it
>THEN she asks to go to the movies with me
>We go out to the movies and have a good time
>think she might be gf material
>Ask her to go out again
>Shes super excited says yes and tells me she cant wait
>feelsgoodman.
This is where it goes to shit
>Eating before the movies
>Start talking about exes and past relationships
>She tells me about a string of relationships (some of which she cant recall a time period for???) which all end in her being made a fool of
>The last guy she was talking to was literally 10 years older than her and had only been talking for 2 weeks
>Subject of number of sexual partners comes up
>she tells me 6, One of them being the guy she was talking with for 2 WEEKS.
>MIND YOU SHE IS 18 YEARS OLD AND THIS DUDE WAS 28.
>mfw shes had more sexual experience than me at 21 years old
Where it all crashes and burns
>The night before i grabbed her butt a couple times (she was all giggly and cool with it)
>mfw she texts me the morning after asking why i was grabbing her butt and that i'd have to wait 10 DATES for any of that stuff...
>also asks me if i just want her for sex
I WAS considering the possibility of relationship but after hearing about her abysmal sexual history and promiscuity i simply cannot. I most definitely want to fug though. What should i do r9k? I think shes trying to cuck me.
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She gave it to a guy after 2 weeks. If she doesnt do AT LEAST that for you then you arent getting her at her best. Cut off all contact with her.
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You vs Chad
You
>she asked you so she wants your money
>she's directing you so she's showing you where she wants you to spend your money
>You actually manned up and tried shit so she didn't like that since pussy is the only thing keeping you from leaving
>she says you must spend money on her 10 more times before you can try anything
Chad
>he probably directed it
>he probably smoothed talked his way into her bed
>he fucked her
>probably wasn't good
>he left
Don't let her do this to you. Just leave her man. Women like this are just money whores. And they don't fuck well anyway.
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>>35334263
>10 dates
>some dude fucked her after 2 weeks
Nigga if you dont tell this bitch to get to steppin...
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Reminder that looking at a woman in public will get you publicly shamed and reported to the authorities.
https://youtu.be/Wwvp--sXd00
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>>35334232
Redditors commenting on his heinous crimes
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>>35334286
give link to that plox
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he's not even a creep he needs to be kicked in the fucking balls. who the fuck does that? PSYCHO CREEP
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Comfy thread
Post anything comfy.
I really need this thread right now : S
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>>35334167
>tfw feeling cozy playing vidya
what makes you comfy?
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Not really the time of day in the west for a comfy thread but I'll give you one decent photo
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>>35334240
And I guess one more could'nt hurt, I dumped a ton in last nights thread.
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/comfy/ thread
I'm gonna dump my comfy collection
comfy content is welcome
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>>35334151
there are different types of comfy
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>>35334156
first, there was only one type of comfy, I label it as classic comfy - as in op's pic
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sure lets be comfy for awhile
What games does /r9k/ play? I need sometime to new to play
Do not recommend
>Console games
>Games that would require a controller
>Witcher 3
>MMOs
>POE
>Any Blizzard title
>No early access survival games
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>>35334091
Okay, I won't recommend those games.
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>>35334091
WOW OF WARCRAFT
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>>35334091
Freeorion. Any 4x game really
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>2017
>not worshipping Milo
>not convincing people to vote Milo 2024
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>>35334089
Worshiping a man roastie ...
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intolerable faggot. he totally deserved what he got.
the molestation i mean not the media shitstorm
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>>35334089
He's just shit. Nothing he says is of any value, and he will fade into obscurity.
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Well my fellow robots, I guess I fucked up
>Be me, just a couple of minutes ago
>Just arrived home from school
>My dad and I have not been on good terms lately. I was diagnosed with depression a couple of months ago and I have not been kind to him. Tells me that I am selfish and my constant isolation is taking a toll on him and my mom
>He greets me and asks me how my day went
>Just nod and don't say anything
>He tells me he had enought and if I don't start taking this shit more seriously I might end up in a fucking mental hospital
>I just look at him and jokingly say "Or people may just find me as they are wearing blue gloves"
>mfw I realized he is a cop and goes thru this shit almost daily
I told him it was just a joke but he didn't really believe me. He just gave me a look of sadness and pity. What should I do now? Do I go and talk with him or do I just let it slide away? We have been or pretty shitty terms for the last couple of months so I'm not sure it will solve anything. Feel free to share your stories as well
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>>35333733
How old are you?
itsgidaags
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>>35333828
19, turning 20 today
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>>35333733
people who are really depressed hide it from the world you faggot
those who mope around making it clear as day something is up are clearly the attention seekers who just want 'help'
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your favourite albums ITT
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>Testless posts are not allowed
And so happiness is .
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>>35333652
whats your opinion on ege bamyasi ?
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this is such an original comment
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Has your mom ever implied/said your room smells like cum?
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>>35333487
no but my teacher said our class did
have to wonder how she knew.
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>>35333487
on several occasions throughout the years
took me a while to take the hint, when I finally realized she meant the cum and not just dirty clothes and old food I started cumming into toilet paper then sneaking to the bathroom to flush it down the toilet
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>>35333487
Well she had to wash the cum stains off my wall...
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>girl sits next to you
>fall in love
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>>35333392
>girl asks how your day was
>imagine life together
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>>35333392
god, its suffering. i know its completely irrational but it happens every time
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>girl confesses to you
>say no, now thinking I'm incapable of falling in love
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Who art thou in thine chair to speak what spoke is to thine heart thou shalt be disturbed by thines own meme
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Only on Saturdays when the moon is at its highest
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>>35333372
ART THOU INSULTING MY TONGUE? THINE SHALL BE HUNG FROM THE NECK
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>>35333415
Have at thee, swine
>Another guy already took your gf's anal virginity
How does that make you feel?
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>>35333268
i feel worse knowing a gf will never take my anal virginity
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>>35333268
Sad if I had a gf.
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>>35333268
Nobody took my gfs anything. Cause I don't have a gf and wont get a used goods gf. And after me and my virgin gf break up, I won't care at all about the past of my partners, so long as it's a similar number to mine.
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Are women aware that there are men out there who aren't Chad? And choose not to date them. Or do they not even notice most men?
http://elitedaily.com/dating/tired-of-flings-all-men-want/1550325/
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>>35333091
Of course they're aware, they ignore you
They want a chad who is also a committer, not too much to ask right?
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Women are stupid, news at 11 and traffic on the threes
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>>35333091
>Are women aware that there are men out there who aren't Chad?
No. You are invisible to them. Make yourself known and you will be rightfully accused of attempted rape.
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>"Hey anon, want a skittle?"
>"The red ones are my favourite haha"
Wat do?
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IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN THAT THIS COULD BE EVEN CONSIDERED A LIKELY SCENARIO TO FIND YOURSELF WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU AUTISTIC RETARD FUCK GO KYS
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>>35332749
No thank you, skittles are terrible.
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Take her on the floor then and there.