>gf laughed and said she would chose the one on the left
>bf laughed and said he would choose the one on the right
Anon continues from yesterday!
The world is reduced to only 30 inmortal people and you are one of them. What is your job?
I oversee the North Asian and East European provinces and mainly keep the others informed about meteorological goings on. In my spare time I study lucid dreaming and external neurology.
Shag off until I get a double double from timmys, eh
>born in rhode island
>boring as shit
>nothing to do
>online for anything is dead
>homeless begging everywhere
The rich may have it comfy but that could be said of any rich people
Why U from here
My uncle lived out there deep in the woods. He had this huge house that never got finished being built because he ended up divorcing the rich woman he married. In all the time in between he lived in the basement and practiced survivalism. Always had a good time out there, what's the problem?
Maybe you just need a house innawoods?
How do I ask my only friend to take my buttplug measurements without it being gay?
If I go to my local sex shop will they let me 'test drive' the buttplugs?
What's stuck on your mind, anon?
Describe your ideal funeral.
General chatting thread, Lambda calculus edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you'd like some advice, have any question you want to ask or just need to vent for a bit and get stuff off your chest, feel free to post here. No such thing as stupid questions here, I'll attempt to answer each and every post wholeheartedly(:
>inb4 OP off my board reeeeeeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
This always happens in these threads, and I always feel like I'm jerking myself off, trying to prove that I have a rich and fulfilling life. Nevertheless, here it goes - I have a tight group of friends, I go out frequently (well, at least until finals started coming round) and (kinda) a girlfriend. I also have no trouble making new friends and even people who don't know me well think I'm a chill guy to be around.
Just bought some LA Gear shoes, pretty comfy desu. About to leave for the deli to get some hard salami, mabey bang a few slags, heh.
>fancy meeting you here, anon
>what games are you gonna get?
Service Station night edition
Cute girl at work today was staring at me and when I noticed she started laughing and said I looked funny focusing on my work. What the fuck did she mean by this lads, was she insulting me
been unemployed for three years, finally got a job, but had to leave after two weeks because i kept getting injured (it was in a warehouse). my body is so weak
now i'm back to job hunting, and my parents will be pissed
life is shit
>at 75 yo
>want to pass while sitting on a rocking chair on the porch, watching the twilight of a clear day where it had just snowed,
>an absolute silence that emphasizes my breathing as it grows weaker
>the ground covered with white snow like my thoughts
>I take one last sip of my favorite coffee
>pick up my guitar and play my favorite songs
>or perhaps an improvisation
>until the moment my hands freeze
>my is slowly stopping
>and i have no strength left in my body
>look up to the stars one last time
>feel the snowflakes falling on my face
>then i would sleep under effect of the sweet winter's lullaby
I want to die without being aware of the fact that I'm dying or being aware in advance.
The mental anguish I get thinking about death is too great of a burden to bear. I don't know how I'd be able to handle the thought of an impending death.
how /pure/ are you, r9k?
What's your first impression of me /r9k/?
You can be honest.
STOP POSTING MALE GENITALS YOU FUCKING QUEERS
watching the Anaheim Nashville game...not sure who I want to win