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haha, indeed lol

you'd better get the fuck out and never come back

>>39423611
I really like Rick and Morty. I'm eagerly awaiting the next episode.

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Have fun anon, do all the pain killers u can

Damn, man, thats a jackpot over there.

>>39423590
Thanks dude. There are postive things too. Now I am actually thinking about losing my virginity with a hooker.

>>39423480
Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? I can't tell if you're dumb or just intrepid

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>>39423480
I'm sick, comfort me!!

>>39423522
Be careful, wagie. I might just report you to Mr. Shekelstein and say you were being a bad wagie. Wouldn't want that now would we?

>>39423537
I haven't been sick in so long. My superior lifestyle allows me to avoid the viruses of the unwashed masses.

yea, but you are stuck in that suit all day. Half Life world would suck ass,

>>39423430
agreed, he kils all the aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

>>39423430
>yfw Gordon Freeman is 28 in HL1

>>39423075
It's because they chimped out before Italy built its military

major tactical mistake invading Russia. They should of invaded all of the UK, consolidated.

Then, attacked Russia on two fronts with the Japanese in the East and German forces in the West. If that had worked taking all of Africa would of been easy. then it would of just been a case of trying to conquer the Americas

>>39423075
the russians alone had insane amounts of tanks, t-34 which were superior to everything the germans had except their anti-tank guns which were very hard to utilize on the offense, the germans tried to counter this with building overengineered crap like the tiger which was too expensive and they lacked the industrial power as well, lacked oil and fuel as well and that's why they attacked Russia in the first place, they thought it will be easy to snatch the oil in the caucasus but got stalled by all those t-34's the russians had, more than 30k just of those

when the russians realized japan will never attack after pearl harbor they withdrew their eastern forces and reinforced, then germans were absolutely fucked because they couldn't starve the germans out of oil like they hoped, nor they could take control of the major road center moscow was and because the russians packed their western factories and send them east behind the urals the germans couldn't bomb or disrupt their superior industrial production as well and the last huge nail in the coffin was the pure distance and stretched out logistics, it was insane to attack russia but what can you expect of an edgelord with one testicle, failed painter put in supreme charge of the army instead of actual military people and being preoccupied with making plans how to exterminate native eastern europeans, thinking he already won

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0lVJ8fYwSeG

If you ask me stuff I'll probably answer.
I can do some accents too maybe.

Who am I kidding no one wants to hear me.

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>>39422909
I don't look like that

R u tryn to make a bully

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this is what the average male r9ker actually looks like

>at a party
no
>in a picture at a party
no
>sitting next to a girl
no

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>>39422888
>Weirdly cute, dainty and small featured girls with doll faces who are feminine but not in that obnoxious, deliberate manufactured way. You instantly look at them and notice how naturally adorable they are and they don't have to paint on their features or pretend to be someone. Bonus points if skinny, petite or pale with big eyes.

Fuck yes. I have had a thing for girls like this my entire life. Real mousy, pale looking girls with no defining features. A subtle femininity.

I'll look for some on Google a moment. I don't have many pictures of women saved as of now. I'll contribute in a moment.

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>>39422933
>superior taste-chan
my brotha, lets rejoice that this type of girl exists. Somehow, the right combination of genes went successful and resulted in this perfection, niggas don't even know that that is what peak genetic performance is. The only downfall, is they are weak and can be easily overtaken in a fight but that's okk because humans aren't meant to be violent anyway. Am I weird? Do I seem autistic to you?

>>39422870
it's not that big a deal

if this is what you think about all day no wonder you're single

women prefer circumcised dicks anyway

>>39422884
This.
If you honestly care this much about penis skin to make threads on 4chan then you're forever virgin.

>>39422884
>>39422900
Obviously the question doesn't apply to stockholm mutilatedfags.

When he started this site this place was a leftist paradise.

I'm sure he fits in perfectly at google

>>39422796
post some screens

>>39422785
Nah, if anything he's being lauded

>>39422743
>Bothering with women
As a man who has fucked more cunts than cervical cancer, allow me to give you some advice.
Unless you want to dick a woman, don't bother. Just don't bother. Focus on you, your friends and your family. Women are absolutely not important until you find one you want to live in your house, cook your dinners and have your kids.

Disregard females, acquire friends, currency and a house.

>>39422743
Because they for whatever reason believe men to be gross pigs despite infrequent personal experience and thus hypocritically make the same mistake to "get back" at guys. That or it isn't shamed like it is for dudes so they get away with it and don't question it because no one questions them

Most of the time it's a shit test or they don't see you as a sexual being at all.
How to handle it
>yeah i'd totally suck his cock, no homo
>*changes topic*
>he's too hot for you tho
>why don't you go and talk to him, I bet he'll let you suck his dick
>he looks like my ex
>hey dude she thinks you're hot (dangerous)
>*talks about hot girl you banged*
and many more. You get the idea.

>>39422696
Just been updating mine, posting in a minute

>>39423057
What's Asia's Mexico? California? Or is it Vietnam?

>>39423057
Look at this normie right here

>>39422640
Side with your brother or you're everything wrong with mankind

>>39422705
I don't side with either of them they're both fucking up

>>39422734
She's the one who escalates it to violence every time you said. Your brother is the one in the right and you shouldn't blame him for defending himself.

>>39422499
This is this picture of which I was thinking

I shouldnt be able to type this well. I need to drink more. Brb

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>>39422511
And I forgot the picture like a dumbass. Maybe it is workng after all

>suicide
>drugs
>intentional typos
You'd need a vagina to attention whore harder.

>>39422463
So these are the people constantly calling me a shitskin

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>implying I'd have missed the chance to see Brittany's milkers

>>39422463
Looks like it smells rank there.