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I did the math and research. According to Wikipedia, the average length of a penis varies from 5.1 to 5.9 inches. I went for a safe 5.5 inches for an average. The average radius from the core center of the penis to the skin on the outside is .75 inches. From this we can roughly find the volume with pi times radius squared times height. This comes out as the average penis being around 9.72 cubic inches. Next, I found the volume of the average human adult male. I had to first find the weight, which according to Alex Schlessingerman's "The Physics Factbook" is 70kg or 154 pounds. Weight is found by multiplying an objects mass by the force of gravity, 9.81 meters per second. After taking gravity out of the equation, the average mass of an adult human male is 7.14 kg. I then found the volume by dividing this number by the average density if a human, according to Wikipedia, 985 kg per meter cubed. The volume of the adult male was then found to be .0072516316 cubic meters. Utilizing the volume of the average penis I found earlier, 9.72 in cubed, and converting it to meters cubed, I get .0001592828 meters cubed. This means the penis is 2.19% of an adult males volume. Assuming a lack of testosterone or female hormones makes the person a female, balls ignored for ease, fucking a trap is only 2.19% homosexual, which is within the margin of error for straight .
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>>36193590
Except its generally reported that fags/traps have large dicks than straight people.
Also the average dick is 5x4.6
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>>36193693
>Except its generally reported that fags/traps have large dicks than straight people.
what
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tfw no qt tranny will fugg me in the butt
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Hi. Anons, I just met some ultra qt girl at a bar, we kissed and that jazz, but now we are going on a date tomorrow. I am a proto-Chad but I have depression and many insecurities. This girl so beutiful I have fought to not tell her how pretty she is. Whats the next step? What should I talk about? Besides killing myself for being a faggot, what are my options?
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You need to figure out what type of person she is to know what to do next, but the general thing is just be flirty and fun, if you've already kissed it should be easy
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>>36193587
Be cold with her. Don't throw out too many compliments, make sure you pass every shit test and be assertive/dominant. At the same time, try and find if she is a roastie and can be considered for long term if that is your goal.
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>>36193843
What are those shit tests?
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Who even finds Rick and Morty funny?
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>>36193529
Oh wee another one of these threads
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>dude old people and nerds dropping F bombs and acting like gangsters
>dude drugs
>dude I totally relate to Rick's break up ;c
>dude DEEPEST LORE
>dude god isn't real
>dude love is just a chemical reaction
>dude continuity is something that has never been done before in adult animation!
>dude improv
>dude it's one guy voicing half the characters ! So impressive!
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GO HOME JUSTIN
I feel like if I was dreaming constantly throughout my life. Sometimes it manifests itself with enviroment and events looking unrealistic, but most of the time I feel like I am not fully conscious, like my real life is waiting until I am fully conscious or is long finished and I am living an afterlife. Not really in the way that I long for normie life etc, but rather that I was free in the past as a kid and now I am just doing chores and wait for them to end (they won't ever). I really look back to my childhood and even highschool times.
I think this is kind of an abstract feel, but maybe some robots feel the same - sharing this feel.
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I know your feel. It's called depersonalization disorder, but I prefer to call it derealization, both are used interchangeably by psychologists. I used to have it really bad and had extreme waves of it where everything felt weird and fake, like something about the very nature of reality was false, even my eyesight and depth perception got really bad during these. But it went away a bit and only feel it slightly.
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I wonder if that's because of me staying in my room for most part of my life
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I have it too, although it could be plain old depression in my case.
But basically it's as if life has lost its soul, as if the abstract emotional reality created by my mind has been lost and all that remains is the physical, logical reality.
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>mom ate my lindor chocolate stash
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>>36193407
lindor is shit. rocher for life nigger
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>>36193740
This fag has it right
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>mom ate my hershey's chocolate stash
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Helllo... how diet going? What you been eating?
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>>36193385
haven't eaten enough again, like always
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>>36193385
just give me my hydrocodone and i'll leave, i don't pay you quacks for your opinion
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>>36193385
Does he also help skinnyfags? Can he increase my stomach's size so I want to eat more?
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>be girl
>post eyes
>nobody thinks I'm a girl
>post hand
>nobody thinks I'm a girl
>post face
>nobody thinks I'm a girl
>post tits
>nobody thinks I'm a girl
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pls be my nobody thinks i'm a girl gf
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posting bodyparts should get you banned
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>>36193322
can't be a girl if you have a penis matey
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Brother is a bigger robot than me
>be me
>have older brother who's an autist in a chad's body because he likes basketball
>Literally only good at basketball and fails at having a
social life
>Couldn't even get his dick sucked in HS
>gets basketball scholarship to university
>Middle of his Sophomore year, introduces his gf to us
> Shes a solid 8.5 and standard college roastie
> Weird because bro is still an autist, in fact he seems more robot than before.
> They date for 4 YEARS and he marries her right before he gets sweet job with BP
> How the fuck does a roastie put up with my robot bro? Why hasn't my robot bro dumped the shallow boring roastie?
> Bring up that I didn't think they'd end up married to him after his wedding.
> "I couldn't dump her after I raped her."
CONTD
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> WTF
> Bro explains that he was still a virgin up until Sophomore year and he was freaking out that his teammates would find out he was a robot not a Chad
> He forces himself to go to a party to find a girl to fuck but his autism cockblocks him
> Before giving up he goes into random bedroom to find the roastie passed out drunk on the bed
> Proceeds to remove panties and insert dick to pussy.
> She comes to and mumbles stop, he doesn't
> He fucks her on and off for an hour. He only stops after she pukes on herself
>He realizes he's a rapist and freaks out.
>Literally drags her from the party and sneaks her into his apartment.
>Gives her a shower and tucks her into his bed.
>Next morning makes her pancakes and (not joking) buys her a card where he wrote SORRY I FUCKED YOU LAST NIGHT
> Roastie has him by the balls over the rape. Gonna report it but he asks if he can buy her something, anything.
> She doesn't want anything but he buys her a fucking necklace from Jared
> Claims he loves her and she's his only.
> Roastie backs off cause bro is "cute"
>Bro subsequently becomes a perfect autist bf for her
> He never considered breaking up with her because he's afraid she'll report the rape and use the card as evidence.
> She stayed with him because he literally moves heaven and earth to make her happy.
> Mfw my brother is a rapist AND autist
Fucking idiot
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>>36193335
Fucking kek. It's cute in a fucked up sort of way
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>>36193300
capped
blox
I've finally seen this in a way that makes sense.
You wouldn't work for a few hours 1 day every 3 months and say "Where the hell's all my money!?" would you?
Same goes for getting women. If you are not very lucky (it falls into your lap), spending maybe a little of a day every few months ACTUALLY going up to them with charm etc. with intent to fuck/date is going to get you the equivalent of that $20 you got for working that one day. Probably nothing, actually.
Yes, women get to put in 0 effort into finding love, but THAT'S THEIR THING. It's the primary thing they're good at in this life, getting liquid put inside of them.
Do sports come as naturally to women as they do men? No. That, among many others, is OUR thing.
So. Acknowledge, that unless you are very lucky, expecting to get a girl with hardly any effort once every blue moon will lead to you being very frustrated and depressed.
Throw enough shit at the wall until it sticks. This includes women. Not sticking? Improve your aim, improve your shit, improve the thrower.
Life is a fuckton of work. Swallow that bitter pill or waste away forever. If you're going to kill yourself, fucking get on with it. If you're not, don't slouch around half-assed thinking "Well, I might still kill myself so it's okay to not try."
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A lot longer than I intended.
TL;DR Some of you work 40+ hours a week. Are you even happy with the money you get? Some of you aren't. Same with women. You may not even be happy with what you get if you treat getting women like a full-time or part-time job (min. 20 hours a week). So you for fucking sure won't be happy with what you get with 0 hours a week.
Women are terrified of rejection and they're generally awful human beings, but you want them so saddle up.
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>>36193260
>Life is a fuckton of work
None of the ""rewards"" are worth the expected effort.
We must quickly determine the most effective way of eliminating all life, so that this charade will finally be concluded.
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>>36193367
I do mostly agree with that. The woman is usually bitchy/overly expecting, the house costs way too much.
Still, I hate all the rejection and want to prove all those bastards wrong. Anger/hate is my main driving force and it's worked so far at keeping me from killing myself.
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>tfw you use your vast nihilistic, psychoanalytic knowledge and Machiavellian tactics to effectively guilt trip your parents to continue to support your glorious NEET life
>tfw this is my 6th year of NEEThood
Holy shit I can't keep getting away with this, taking advantage of my parents like this. But they are so fucking retarded its unbelievable.
Here I'll give you an example of how one of our arguments normally goes like
>"a-anon aren't you too old now...I-I m-mean, s-shouldn't you have a g-girlfriend by now and travelling the w-world?
>Mother, we have already discussed this. This would only be enabling the Jews further, as they would profit out of me leading a "normal life" as I'll be spending money or getting into debt by travelling to places and renting out just to please some girlfriend of mine. Who by the way, according to recent statistics on Psychology Today, would most likely be cheating on me and not even feeling guilty about it. Besides, the women of today are not faithful anymore like they were during your time. Spending money on a depreciating asset (because girls age too) is no different than buying a car for $20,000 now and selling it for $5000 a few years later. Except the thing with the women of today is that they will take every penny from you during the divorce settlement. So you see, mother, I am Conscientious objector to the almost religious concept of the so called "normal life" and I hope to eventually pass on my teachings as time goes by. I am delighted that you and father are the inspiration of my righteous crusade. But now would you please excuse me. I need to get back to finish levelling up my Smithing skill.
How do I make this stop. I want to stop being a NEET but my parents are no match for my superior intellect and are only enabling my lifestyle further.
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>>36193239
stop being a lazy nigger, get a job, go out, socialise and find yourself a gf
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I kek'd. Your thread is quality so one bump it shall receive!
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>>36193239
......................... and this works? How?! You sound so pathetic, I'd kick you out immediately! Your parents must honestly be complete betas. It's not even about retardation, everything you said is true basically, but to let you get away with leeching off of them... they must know that you'd die in a week if they kicked you out. You aren't manipulating them, you're just a pity case.
Don't get me wrong, that's just as good, wish I could pull this shit off indefinitely too
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I mean if you want a qt otaku grill,
Why don't go in convention ?
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>>36193236
only if it has a penis, did you forget where you are?
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>>36193236
Go to /cgl/. People regularly meet up from there.
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>>36193236
loool no one wanted to do anything with me besides take pictures. I guess I should've tried to cop a feel but I didn't.
>>36193306
Thanks for the tip
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That kid thread
> that kid who would eat in the bathroom even though you had no reason to eat in the bathroom
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>that kid who called his parents because he bullied me online and I bullied him back
Most pathetic person I've ever met
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>that kid who boiled piss on the cooker ...is me
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>>36193614
My sister did that
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>tfw God is talking to me again
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What does he say to you OP?
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>>36193223
wat he saying
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>>36193223
better do what he says it's the big G.O.D
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How does one get past his own survival-instinct to commit suicide?
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you determine that the life as you are living it is in fact a special hell designed to test how long it takes people to realize the artificiality of its construction and thus quit their simulation and exit to the exterior
only the suicides are correct - only the suicides win the game
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>>36193200
Asphyxiation is so easy that people do it accidentally. 30 seconds of discomfort and you're unconscious, a couple minutes later you're brain dead. You can literally tie a belt around your neck and a doorknob and sit down and die.
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>>36193617
Wouldn't the belt hurt like hell around the neck?
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What are you reading right now /r9k/?
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>>36193192
The Late Mattia Pascal . By Pirandello.
Pretty good for now.
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books are for nerds
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Arabian nights