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If women absorb dna when they have sex why don't men?
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>>36665376
Men are designed to absorb knowledge and wisdom whereas women are designed to absorb semen and bad ideas.
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Because the penis skin doesn't absorb very well because it has to stretch so often
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>>36665377
fpbp
>teeth are literally crumbling in my mouth as I write this
HELP
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>>36665357
See a medical professional with an original license
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>>36665357
OP this is a common dream motive. You're dreaming. Just realize it, go to your window and fly
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Im confused, are you on LSD?
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Go hug your imouto and tell her you love her
You may also headpat and/or (brotherly) kiss her
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Alright I got a minute
>>36659292
It's a good kind of worry, the though provoking type
>>36659079
>Makes it kinda look like he thought "oh well no sex, guess I can live off blowjobs and eating her for a while" when your relationship started.
Not saying you're wrong, just asking. Wouldn't the conversation be a que break up with me and fuck some party whore?
>Kinda makes me think like my first thought was right.
Maybe him being so blunt is him saying "I'm only doing this because I like you"? I know that's going out on a limb
>Just being polite and not trying to sound mad/dissapointed, I guess.
Maybe he's just glad? I don't know, I've never talked like this to anyone
Again not 100% disagreeing with you, just pitching other side's and wondering what you think
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Let's get this thread rolling
But please do so originally
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may this thread of purity be bumped
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>Eeeh?... B-baka!
>It's not like I want to have sex with you or anything! Your j-just a human dildo h-helping me masturbate!
>I-I have no feelings for you whatsoever!
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You are going to shut the fuck up and take it right while I call you a dirty worthless slut understand?
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>>36665284
Can you cool it, please.
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Fuck off hentai jerking neckbeard
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Why do robots hate sluts so much yet are so eager to provide them all the attention they ask for?
>>>36661709
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>>36665244
Yeah yeah whatever just link the sadpanda.
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>>36665257
Nevermind, found it myself like a true badass
https://exhentai.org/s/df14358dd7/1054265-1
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>>36665257
Artist is Clover. Should be easy enough to find that. Probably new.
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I'm I the only one aware of how weird the world is getting?
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No originally, you are not the only one originally.
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>>36665170
No. Find a close friend that you can laugh about it with and just watch it all come down
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>>36665170
Special snowflake spotted
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Have any of you ever kept a dire secret?
Is it ethical to hold guilt and spare someone pain?
Is it ethical to "come clean" in order to lift the burden from yourself?
>Get gf
>She was shitty (non-sex cheating)
>I cheated with ex
>Figured out it was for comfort
>Stopped the affair to not better myself
>Gf starts getting better
>LifeMightBeOk.mp3
>Gf does a shitty thing
>We take a break (in name alone)
>Slip back into the affair (Other influences and the need for comfort got to me I guess)
>Get caught
"This was all that happened, I'll leave."
>She wants to keep trying
Oh god my heart
>We keep trying
>She makes changes
>I keep the initial affair secret
>Guilt slowly breaks me as I try to keep ex as friend
>Shit doesn't work out there
>I fix my life
>New girl slowly turns into perfect gf (still not together)
>I'm scared to love her as much as I do
>I don't want to one day lose her if I invest in her love
I know I'm in love and we are both better people. We have a chance. But the pain of other things happening will be something she can't take. Fragile heart, lots of love. She would forgive but we would just always be in pain.
Which is more ethical? Is either better at all?
Can secrets be taken to the grave?
Can I get past that guilt?
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>>36665129
>to not better myself
I think typo
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>>36665129
I think this has to be the most nonsensical thing I have read on here in a long time.
I think you may just be sub IQ op
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>>36665129
How about stop having affairs, you disloyal scumbag. Sorry, but if you really loved her you wouldn't be able to that.
I'd say come clean, as a punishment to yourself.
However, you're not clarifying the ''shitty'' things your girlfriend did, so I can't say anything else. You could work on the clarity overall while we're at it. This isn't an easy read.
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>thinking back of that time I awkwardly tried to confess to a grill in highschool
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>>36665128
>tried to confess
Nice going, fucknut. Why would you ever think anyone could love you?
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>mfw I always turn my hand into a gun and pretend to shoot myself
>do this when I remember cringe moments that if handled differently would've changed my life to the better
>I do this at least three times a day
One of these days the gun will be made of something else than my fingers I swear to God
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>>36665165
>same
Or I just say ''fucking fuck!'', or any variant of that.
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>fap
>about to cum
>aim for rag
>first shot of cum overshoots
>finnish cumming
>look for that one shot of jizz that missed
>can't find it anywhere
>looked for almost 10 minutes but couldn't find it anywhere
anyone else experienced this?
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>>36664998
>finnish cumming
Did it come from your haha benis?
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>>36665054
o fug :-----DD
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>>36664998
i did this before and i eventually found it in my hair
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>hahaha /r9k/ is not for normies we're the true robots we're above human relationships haha reeeeeee
>Every fucking thread is about meeting up and discord and dressing up as girls for others' attention
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>>36664967
/r9k/ Has No Topic.org
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this is my first post since joining a discord well over a month ago
proof that everything gets boring over time and i'll eventually gravitate back here anyway
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>>36664967
Just hope that you will be born as a chad in next life.
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Does this board have any cute boys on it?
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God damn will you stop fucking posting about traps. Every fucking day, four trap threads minimum up at once. Fucking stop.
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>>36664941
you could try a filter, you know. it's not hard.
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>>36664973
No, I want it gone. There's no fucking point to it. Real boys can't look like that without great effort, and it's wasted after a few years because they just get older and become gross. There's no point in putting in the most effort I've ever put into anything trying to be cute because it'll be gone before you know it. And then there's these constant spam of shitty trap threads trying to convince me and other desperate lonely virgins to do it. All it causes is sadness.
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Am I the only one that braaapposts IRL?
Any time I see a stacy bend over I just scream "BRAAAAAAAAAPP" from behind her and she looks at me really weirdly
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I do the same thing
My parents have gotten me therapist to make me stop
I've had to explain to her the entire dynamic of various 4chan boards
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>>36664876
>I just scream "BRAAAAAAAAAPP"
why wouldn't you just make a farting noise?
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>>36664908
>Psychologist found my brap complex.
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Please, suicidal thoughts, go away.
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>>36664852
They'll go away if you kill yourself or better your life
Whining on 4chan sure as hell won't change anything
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only 1 way out do it op if ur not a feggit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByC8sRdL-Ro
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CALlFORNIA LOVE
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MASSACHUSETTS HATRED
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>>36664880
NOW LET ME WELCOME EVERYBODY TO THE WILD WILD WEST
A STATE THATS IMPENETRABLE LIKE ELLIOT NESS
PACK A VEST FOR YOUR JIMMY IN THE CITY OF SEX
WE IN THAT SUNSHINE STATE
WERE THE BOMB ASS HEAVY
A STATE WHERE YOU'LL NEVA FIND A DANCE FLOOR EMPTY
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>>36665085
WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT TOO THE WILD WILD WEST
WIKA WILD WILD WEST
WIKA WILD WILD WEST
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>be me
>accidentally stumbles onto what seems like female version of 4chan
>click on thread talking about manipulating betas for freebies and money
one post read:
"I used to post time-stamped cleavage on 4chan along with my Kik username. You wouldn't be able to tell from the replies to the thread but I would always get a TON of messages, like over 100 at a time sometimes and basically you just have to find whoever seems the most lonely, rich, and desperate and string them along on false hope. I had one 18-year-old British kid who sent me $1000+ because I kept telling him I would buy plane tickets to visit with it kek"
among others like:
"I play CSGO to find guys, though any game with a male majority audience will work. As soon as you start speaking, they're on you like flies on shit. I had one European guy that would send me money, special packages, and bought me a computer just for talking to him. Just be sure to use a PO box if you're doing shit like that, though trying to get money via Paypal is better.
You just have to make sure you cut them off better they start becoming too attached, because they can get really annoying and clingy after awhile."
>why do we like girls again?
sourced at
lolcow[]farm/g/res/50356[]html
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>>36664841
>why do we like girls again
who the fuck are you referring me?
Don't group me with your garbage sexual orientation
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>>36664841
So what, nigga.
If you're beta enough to reward shitty people for being shitty people then you deserve it.
I've known people like this on steam, as a male, to a male, and they literally somehow twist it in their mind that they're alpha and giving money to their favorite camwhore is somehow empowering while she's actively bragging about screwing masses of plebs over.
Some people are just born as money dispensing NPCs. You will never stop them, seriously.
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>>36664841
>why do we like girls again?
Don't make things up, please.