>go up to qt white pale brunette
>ask her if she needs help finding anything (I work in retail)
>she says no
>I say she has very nice genes
>she replies I'm not wearing jeans
>tell her I mean genetics
>she awkwardly walks away saying nothing
I'm hopeless, right?
How many virgin robots think they'll probably end up losing it to a hooker, or are even planning on it?
I lost my virhinity to a hooker. I still fuck escorts regularly but have since had gfs and normal hook ups and tinder flings
I have a gf right now actually. Gonna dump her in 2 weeks once she is a little settled into university so that she doesn't get too depressed
Virgin robot here. My plan is to pay a hooker once I turn 30 whilst still being a virgin. I came up with this plan when I was 20. I'm 27 and so far I managed to protect my virginity. In a way I'm keeping it for a very special... whore. fml.
>tfw really drunk
Being druck is the best feel. Pretty much the only time where I'm happy. I get along with people, can talk to women etc. It's the best.
The day after always makes me feel super suicidal, though.
I feel suicidal even when Im drunk butt its great. I did too much I think
>in my dorm doing homework
>self loathing about being kvh
>normie roomates bring in crowd of people
>I just want to be alone
Theres no hope for robots. Why am I here?
Who here a grower? Unerect i have a baby penis but erect im like 5.5 inches.
>A month ago I made a thread ama thread and wasnt able to get to all questions as I fell asleep
>Used to browse this board a lot when feeling down and want to give back
>Ask literally anything
I got a job, that had me dealing with people. I got a job working as a Hotel Desk person. I was kinda forced to deal with people, but I think working there made me get over my social anxieties and over all awkwardness. After that I met a normie bf, introduced me to his normie friendos, started doing normie things. Before I knew it I had a decent social life, a decent job, and living with bf. Honestly, thats how its done. Just start talking to people. Find a way to force yourself to talk to people like I did
Would you fuck her? Do you find her attractive?
I think that most of the rape laws are unfairly rigged and just ruin lives. I'm not saying "legalize all rape" but I think a lot can be done to fix it. In particular, three.
> If you are drunk and "raped", it does not count as sexual assault unless you did not put yourself under the influence
Courts have ruled that you are responsible for drunk driving even if friends convinced you because you willingly chose to get drunk. The same should be applied to sexual assault, if you said "yes" when you were drunk, that's not rape, that's a regrettable choice
> A minor (15-18) will be tried as an adult and sentenced similarly if she willingly lies about her age to an adult
Obviously this doesn't apply to pedos, who will go after teenage ass no matter what, but a teenager who willingly catfishes someone will walk while the adult takes the fall. Statutory laws still apply if she tells the truth.
>A false rape accusation carries a hefty fine and jail time and is a criminal, not a civil case.
Those are mine, how would you fix the laws in place?
>> If you are drunk and "raped", it does not count as sexual assault unless you did not put yourself under the influence
How are you qualified to judge the difference between regretting consent and someone literally raping a drunk girl?
>you will never go bacl to 2008, straighten your hair and hang out with the scene kids without a worry in the world
What I'd give to go back. This shit is impossible to bring back, it was a time and a place.
I wanna be xXxCarnivorousCarlos__xXx, not a normal guy
What is your job/major? Does anyone have a well paying and/or fulfilling career?
also how many pull ups can you do
YOU, WHITE BOY
HAVE MUMBA JUNGA WITH BUNGO WOMAN?
>girl with the PERFECT personality for you
>talking to her makes your heart skip a beat
>she's the only girl who will ever be interested in you
>she looks like pic related
What would you do, /r9k/?
I just ate a whole box of ice cream in 25 minutes. God I fucking hate myself
Who else dropped South Park after this episode?
Feminism ass licking of the worst kind
This time on our adventures with Chadfish, we'll be conducting an experiment for virgin women. Let's have some fun. I'm still making the account but I'll be back in a bit.