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>>39415664
I lost my virhinity to a hooker. I still fuck escorts regularly but have since had gfs and normal hook ups and tinder flings

I have a gf right now actually. Gonna dump her in 2 weeks once she is a little settled into university so that she doesn't get too depressed

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Virgin robot here. My plan is to pay a hooker once I turn 30 whilst still being a virgin. I came up with this plan when I was 20. I'm 27 and so far I managed to protect my virginity. In a way I'm keeping it for a very special... whore. fml.

Anyone considering fucking a hooker should go to a hippie gathering. A lot of the women there will fuck robots.

>>39415371
Being druck is the best feel. Pretty much the only time where I'm happy. I get along with people, can talk to women etc. It's the best.

The day after always makes me feel super suicidal, though.

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>>39415435
I feel suicidal even when Im drunk butt its great. I did too much I think

>>39415461
You still seem fine. When I get legit drunk, I'm unable to even write in coherent sentences.

What did you drink, by the way?

>woe is me I am so alone
>social opportunity is laid on your doorstep
>why can't I just be left alone

You're digging your own grave faggot

>>39415674
Ive been on tinder all day. No matches. Ill never get someone.

If you start working out, and running, I'm sure you'll have a lot more confidence

So you just have a baby penis in general then?

>>39415268
>Unerect i have a baby penis
>but
Bad news.

>>39415283
>>39415275
i-is that bad?
origigila

>>39415112
I am also a robot tranny (female to male)
How did you escape? How did you become "ex"?

>>39415131
I got a job, that had me dealing with people. I got a job working as a Hotel Desk person. I was kinda forced to deal with people, but I think working there made me get over my social anxieties and over all awkwardness. After that I met a normie bf, introduced me to his normie friendos, started doing normie things. Before I knew it I had a decent social life, a decent job, and living with bf. Honestly, thats how its done. Just start talking to people. Find a way to force yourself to talk to people like I did

>>39415112
Are traps gay?
Originolio

Probably not, I don't find her attractive.

She looks like she doesn't shave or wash

I'd probably fuck her if the rest of her body was good. I don't particularly find her face attractive though.

revoke Title IX so college campus witch hunts aren't encouraged.

that's all I got, don't know much about rape laws

>>39414389
> you shouldn't be charged unless she reports the rape within 3 weeks

Seriously though even if it was forced 3 weeks without talking, might as well wanted that cock inside you.

>>39414389
>> If you are drunk and "raped", it does not count as sexual assault unless you did not put yourself under the influence

How are you qualified to judge the difference between regretting consent and someone literally raping a drunk girl?

>>39414358
i see this shit at malls still

>tfw these people still exist
>tfw all they talk about how much they hate the president instead of their edgy bands and angst

this fucking sucks

>>39414468
>>39414555
It's not the same, though. Really? Where? In the states?

QA engineer, 75k salary and i get to work from home

I dunno, around 10

Healthcare Consultant. 55k, no.

18

>neet
>19 reps @215lbs bodyweight

>>39414001
Nay, lass. Ye be too thirsty, nigga.

>>39414001
sorry too skinny

Only if she's based

If blacks are conservative then they can breed with any white person they want

date her? obviously

>making a pig your wife
why would you ever go that low

I'm not attractive or interesting enough to have standards. I would date almost anybody that liked me and wanted to dat eme.

>>39413863
yeah you're gonna have to shave 5 minutes off that time if you don't want to be cut from the team

Holy shit you are one fat FAGGOT. How much do you weigh tubby?

>>39413959
not THAT much... like 200

I dropped South Park after I became 12 years old and thus too old for the toilet humor.

It took you long to realize this is some shitty liberal show

>>39413761
South Park is still funny, you guys are reading too much into this.

Got nothing to do right now so im curious about the results!

This better be good, anon. I need more women hate fuel.

Here's a fun challenge anon, why don't you use a picture of yourself and try to find a girlfriend!

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I only listen to Burzum

meal is for children

>>39413428
I pretty much listen only to Jungle now but I used to really like Thrash Metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDN8VPZh1e8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkQI0VzvlqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5frVZ_Zj4o0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEWLbgqCkUk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On3o-paVP1w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qib0zIniow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FXNU0jdlLM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLp-JgswVb4

The only metal band I still follow is Blind Guardian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqis14Y0tUc