WHY DO ALL WOMEN LIKE ABS MUSCLES!! WHAT PURPOSE DO THEY SERVE? YOU TOLD ME YOU ONLY CARE ABOUT PESONALITY REEEE
>>38724858
>what are boobs and ass to men.
For every shitpost on 4chan, do 20 situps, and you will look much better.
God damn, I hate this wojak so much. I collect wojaks and I have a folder of over 200 wojaks already, but this one I refuse to save. I just hate it so much. It's so off-putting. The stupid expression he makes. The blood running from his eyes. The veins. The pink skin. The red eyes. Urgh, I hate it all so much. Every time I see this wojak, I get physically upset. I want to take this wojak and brutally murder him. I want to stomp his skull until those veins pop out of his head. I want to squeeze those eyes until there's even more blood escaping them. I want to take this wojak and I want to break every bone in his body. I want to chain him up and laugh as he pleas for freedom. I want to burn his skin and listen to his squeals of agony. I want to take this wojak and tie him limb by limb to different moving objects, then watch as his limps are pulled apart from his body. Then I will take them and freeze them in my fridge. I will wait a few days then take them out. Then I will cook them alongside some soup. As I eat the soup, I will laugh. Ha ha. Ha ha. That is how much I hate this wojak
Redpill me on asian girls.
>>38724770
essentially they are no different from white girls, at least the asian american ones.
>>38724770
they make really fake sex noises. worse than white girls
>>38724770
They're just like any other brand of women. They just have smaller pussy-holes
>go out for night of drinking
>outgoing, social, life of the party, make everyone laugh
>next day
>return to being a suicidally depressed neet
what is wrong with me?
>>38724736
For starters, you think Conan O'Brien is funny so you must not be very clever
>>38724736
Bang any sloots?
>>38724782
Conan is by far the most naturally funny of all the late night hacks
>I will never write in my journal before bed about the cute Amish girl in my Amish school
>I will never sneak around the farm to see her after school
>I will never churn butter with her
>I will never be apart of the selective Amish gene pool
>I will never have a modest, pure, God fearing wife
>I'll never fit into their club
>They'll never accept me
>>38724729
Bumping this because no one fucking appreciates my fantasies.
Are you telling me I am the only one on this board who wants to be Amish?
>>38724856
Fuck being Amish. My internet access is more important to me than cosplaying as a fucking peasant
>>38724729
REPLY TO THE FUCKING THREAD
I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ROBOT WHO WISHES HE WAS BORN AMISH
WHO WISHES HIS GENES WERE THE SAME AS THE GERMANS WHO MIGRATES TO THE USA AND CALLED THEMSELVES THE AMISH
IT'S AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB THAT I WISH I WAS A PART OF BUT I CAN NEVER JOIN
NO ONE ELSE IS DEVASTATED?
What's the most painful thing?
i heard testicle torsion is pretty painful
bullet ant bite as well
I had a kidney stone once I guess those are notoriously bad. I dragged myself to my air conditioner and was paralyzed in pain and sweating buckets. Couldn't call 911 because all I could do was tremble. I lost consciousness intermittently and the perception of time was no longer a thing.
Getting rid of a healthy adult tooth with no anesthesia
Can you all pretend to be my orbiters rn? I'm having a bad day I need comfort
Ya bb I lik ur pucci I put my dik in yur boobz. Poo in the loo
>>38724602
You smell like a fish market.
>>38724602
*breathes in * HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA
>put on the most normie clothes that I have
>force myself to go to a club
>arrive
>walk to the entrance
>bouncer stops me
>asks for id
>I show it to him
>he replies
>"who are you trying to fool kid? GET OUT OF HERE!"
>bouncer thought it was a fake id because I look like I'm 12
>the 20 Chads that are always drinking by the entrance start laughing at me
>run to my car
>drive home crying
>arrived home a few minutes ago
why do I even try?
sue for an easy supply of neetbux.
>>38724591
It was for the best
Clubs sucks and you would by crying in the morning
>>38724633
to be honest, I don't even know why I forced myself to go
I guess I thought my hatred for clubs would fade away and I would start to have fun...
I see so many posts on here about wanting a qt gf...and yea that would be nice but honestly i just want some friends. Scratch that, i want a friend. Just one. If you havent made friends by the end of school you just dont have any opportunities to meet people and its emotionally crippling.
>>38724558
what are your interests opie
maybe we could be friends
>>38724890
Screenwriting, writing in general. Film, film making, photographer kinda, comics, browsing the internet endlessly
Can someone steam video on YouTube for us to watch together.
My conversation with my dad a few minutes ago
>anon listen we spoke to your grandparents and they said they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you are getting any better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try out living. You can go with your grandparents to buy a computer once you are there.
>alright I'll think about it and let you know
Looks like my family can't take it anymore
>>38724534
Go already. Stop making the same god damn thread every day. If you don't wanna go to China then get a room with your tranny bf already.
I find newfag copypasta like this incredibly cute
We've been over this a million times, Champ: It's for your own good. Remember to greet your grandparents by bowing to them and giving them a firm handshake.
Who else
>50+
here
Not yet, another couple of years.
>>38724504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEFyhO9dyvE
This you?
>>38724560
No I have a "girlfriend" and not that desperatew and sick.
Who else here realized that they have an "autist behavior"? I usually stare at a person's mouth when they're talking, because it's moving, eye contact just feels weird. I'm a pretty well adjusted guy too.
>>38724452
>Who else here realized that they have an "autist behavior"?
Probably like 90% of the posters here. I basically read like the checklist.
>>38724452
I am autistic and I will do this although for different reason. The issue for me is audible language comprehension. There is nothing wrong with my hearing but when listening to people speak I have difficulty separating syllables. I'll get most of what is said but there will be some bits that get mushed. I heard sound but brain didn't register a recognizable word. So I may ask people to repeat themselves once or twice. In order to help with this problem I learned to lip read. I can see the syllable separation in the lip movements even if I didn't hear it, as such.
For things like movies I need to have subtitles on otherwise I'll miss at least a quarter of the dialogue.
>>38724452
I also have trouble with eye contact. It feels extremely personal and I can't handle that. But staring directly at someones mouth is weird and people can tell.
Why do normies think prostate milking is gay?
>>38724424
why do we have prostates ? they server no function
>>38724586
it has muscles that move your spunk
>>38724586
The prostate is what makes the seminal fluid that mixes with sperm to make semen, have you ever taken sex ed?
I just came without touching myself. Ask me everything.
>>38724390
How did you accomplish such a feat? I've been wanting to try it
>>38724488
Not OP, but I get sexually excited by swimming naked in the ocean when no one is around.
Went into the water, took off my togs, and within 30 seconds I came. All this without getting an erection.
Have repeated it on three occasions, but been years since so might not work any more.
>>38724390
What is x?
2(30-x*10) = -280
A gay sauna/club has opened up almost right next door, should I go?
Nope. Stay dafuq outta those places.
Only if you fancy the smell of sperm that hundreds of gays ejaculate on the floors and walls every night
>>38724316
Stop.
Stop taunting me. Stop rubbing it in my face that we aren't together anymore.
STOP FUCKING HURTING ME OP YOU SADISTIC FUCKING SHIT
Am I ever gonna get my shit together?
>>38724286
not sure what that means but okay
>>38724286
does it get better eventually
>>38724286
oh sonic totem, will it ever work out? pls respond