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I have a couple of old (as in 10-15 years old) PC games, like CoD 1 & 2, C&C Renegade, shit like that. Do game stores still buy these old ass games? It hardly seems worth it spending the time putting them on ebay to sell them separately
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Nope, they're very likely worthless if they're 10-15 years old.
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>>36868012
Fug. Anyone want some free serials?
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>>36868202
Sure. I'd like CoD 2 please.

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>blocks ur path
Nothin personnel.... beast...
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>>36867815

> playing a shitty game that's based on the writers fetish for women who are ovulating

End thy life, senpai.
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>vilecucks
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>>36867843
The birth themes in Bloodborne aren't really that prominent at all.

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What does it take to satisfy a cunt this big?
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>>36867730
>>36867730
i dont even want to know
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>>36867730
Mai pusseh five meters wide and ten meters deep
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That is a mutilated tranny fake vagina.

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A 16 year old black girl is trying to fuck me, a 19 year old white guy.

Is she just fucking with me or is this legit? We've been talking on snapchat, she said we should hang out, I asked what we'd do, she said she's not innocent so think of something, I said "that pretty much sounds like you want to fuck then so okay", am I being lead on by some high school bullshit or am I gonna get laid finally?
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Compared to her 16 year old friends you probably look like chad desu
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>>36867721
Made sure you dont preg her.
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>wants to hang out

obviously wants to she how you her pepes

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I have cripling depression and my dad fucked my mom.
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>>36867641
>my dad fucked my mom.

so?
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Sorry guys, my friend grabbed my phone and thought it would be funny to post something on 4chan because he's a normie faggot
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>>36868901

le EPIC prank bro xxxxDDDD

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>Omg anon you're so sweet.Chad never says anything nice about me. You're a real friend <3
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee origanimoo
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friendzoned cuck
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haha yea im a pretty nice guy *starts rubbing back of my own neck* i like to treat people with respect they deserve. especially a dear young mademoiselle like yourself. i am someone who cares about people. you are such a good person i can't help but compliment you.


this is how i would react. r8 out of 10 and how could i improve if at all

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They literally just use it as another fucking way to beg for, and gain attention, from beta faggots, get off my board NOW reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Here is how you fix /r9k/
>"Fem" anything is a permanent board ban
>all orbiting threads are a perma ban for everyone that posts in it
>discord/skype/any voice comm threads equal a perma ban
I could think of more but I feel just those alone would make /r9k/ a lot better. Also get rid of the fucking robot
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Hey c'mon that's not nice
Fembot are all smart sophisticated ladies
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>>36867616
No one cares. Shut up.

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>post in 20 threads across three boards
>wait two hours
>get one (you)
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>make thread
>gets no bumps
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You are probably being serious and honest. The only way to get (you)s is to ask provocative questions or disagree with someone
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>>36867631
>make thread
>one reply
>reply back
>thread dies

Is anyone else a copycat?

I feel like my personality is nothing but a terrible mish mash of other people's personalities. Since i was a baby, i always had a habit of repeating things i would hear. In fact, my grandpa told me his friend from Brazil gave me the nickname 'little papagayo', meaning little parrot, because of how i would repeat so much.

I think i'm still that way. It feels like people's personalities and mannerisms rub off on me when i see them all the time. For instance, my autistic khv co-worker who's in his 50s, a lifer at my wagecuck, well i see him for hours every day and as much as i like him, he's one of the most boring people i know, stuck in an eternal routine he has no desire to change. And i often find myself mumbling just like him going, "hmmm... Man..." When i don't know what to say about something. I'll find myself being all awkward like him when i'm on a date with a girl, and he's the last person any girl would want to be with.

I feel like a huge phony just absorbing other people, and honestly idk who i really am.

How do i become my own man and get my own special brand of personality that is unique to me?
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>>36867604
Wow thata fucking disgusting. I hate people like you. And autistic anxiety ridden schizoids like myself am astonished and weirded out when weird demons like u copy even our autistic mannerisms and mirror our social anxiety becquse your absolutely so devoid of personality that u gotta mimic me. Fuck is ur problem retards
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>>36867604
Its good OP you can become majin buu.
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>>36867604
I always thought this applied to everyone on some level. It's why you get regional dialects and mannerisms. Normies probably just spend all their time with normies, so they don't really notice it.

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i binged on at least 3000 calories and nothing but acidic liquids are coming up

should i an hero?
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No, just don't eat anything tomorrow.
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>>36867906
thank you so much, cupcake. i wont.
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>>36867983
ugh. who deleted the kitties?

Go to any club in Russia, flash around your American (or other rich western country) passport and some dollar bills and you are GUARANTEED to get laid. All women like money but there are more young attractive Russian girls with ugly old rich guys (by Russian standards--don't have to be a millionaire, just a couple hundred dollars is enough to give the impression you have money) than practically any other nationality. Every woman there is for sale-and they are cheap.
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>>36867488
I don't speak russian
how not original
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>>36867488
Yeah it's great, until a squad of male locals corner you and beat the shit out of you out of jealousy
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I'll never understand why people travel the world just to find whores. They have that same shit in your town right now.

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>"Alright Anon, I'm going to smash Chad's fucking skull in with this hammer. You wait here and make sure no one is watching."
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>>36867470
Reminder that chads are not your enemies. Brads are.
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i wish i looked like that guy

orichalcos
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>>36867490
this is true. the reason they're chads is because they can get along with anyone, even losers. girls like to see it when chad is nice to even the ugliest autist like you and me.

chads are on our side.

>inb4 t. chad

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What would you unironically do in this situation?
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stab him in the neck
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Let him smash. Obviously. All women need a BBC in her life.
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Wonder why he slapped my waifu pillow, then congratulate him on his excellent taste. Then inquire if he'd like to imbibe a few 40s and watch her show together that afternoon.

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Anon, when was the first time you sucked dick? Did you enjoy it?
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I haven't yet but I hope too one day
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Once sucked my own dick

Pussied out before I came and still felt filthy after

never attempted again
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>>36867497
You must have a big dick you lucker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHCnI8TblRA

New BuzzFeed video liek omg moar!!!
Seriously...This is such bullshit. Posts ending in 23 get to say what raid we pull on "Ladylike"
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Sounds like you just aren't the target demographic, honey
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>>36867389
BUZZFEED BRO
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>>36867423
What did he mean by this? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT WOMAN?

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