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>>34761776
I am in favor of this idea. We could actually build something together!
>inb4 chad tnts everything

>>34761776
Im down. Havent played minecraft in a minute.

That sound /comfy/

We could discord together and build shit, I'm interested

>>34761578
How did you know I had schizophrenia? Who told you?

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>>34761578
My parents always called me a "schizo" growing up because I'd flip my emotions on a dime even when I was 5.

>"CALM DOWN SCHIZO!!! >:("

From happily and laughing to emotional maniac, I remember trying to force myself to snap out of a rage but I couldn't. It wasn't anger management because I had nothing to be mad about. Turns out it's just bipolar, they still continue to call me a schizo. I'm 23 and it doesn't happen as much anymore.

>>34761739
are you on medication now?

>cried and killed your boner
That's not how it's supposed to work. Your tears should only make you harder.

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>>34761571
..............

I know how that feels anon.

I don't jack off that much these days. I'm in university, so for now I just focus on my studies and hopefully in the future when I have a nice job and a bit of courage I'll be able to meet people.

>>34761710
It's nice to know that you have confidence

Not even your mother?

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>>34761521
Last time I kissed a girl I was 27.

Turning 34 this year.

I'm a 23 year old woman who never kissed a man. Wanna meet up?

Discords get posted on r9k occasionally

>>34761547
I meant more of a one on one thing, you know?

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>>34761605
Won't happen
Do what I do, join communities, get a bit active and never talk again

Sounds like Ur mom ist simply a cunt, what do you study?

>>34761397
Your mom will be even more devastated if you kill yourself. If you don't give a shit about yourself, at least think about how your mom will feel if decide to An Hero

>>34761397
>Anything I should consider when I shoot myself in the head? It's a .308 Win rifle. Or should I go to /k/ instead?
first of all, stop being a whiny bitch.

now that i got that out of me; you're still studying. you're barely beginning your life. just because you're a failure right now doesn't mean you are gonna be like this forever.

>>34761371
Dont end you life, work hard to be succesful! You are living in America, you need to work hard and then you will find the American dream! I have full fait that you will preavail! Your ancestors will smile upon your life!

If you get a job, even something as low in how much respect you get for it as fast food, in six months time you'll have met new people and found friends, have a new routine, at least some disposable income, and you'll look back on this moment and wonder why you ever thought about ending it in the first place.

>>34761371
You have six fucking months to get a job?? That sounds like supreme comfort that I can't even imagine. Just get a super basic one at first.

What do normies thing of people who want to be the little girl?

I want to make a come on all girls, but they won't let me, except Ive been losing some weight and a girl sat next to me on the train when there were other people she could have sat by so maybe I'm not such a fat disgusting ugly piece of shit and I don't need to jack off to anime for babies of babies getting fucked by 800 gentacles infinitely pulsing in and out of her diap-diaps until the whole world is flooded with cummy cums.

>>34761642
you're not alone, friend, you're not alone

>>34761308
Confident how? Like a clown?

why is that one guy slavsquatting on a fence and what the fuck does he have on his head?

ive been working up the confidence to kill myself for years now.

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Would love mommy gf

WHO IS THIS SEMON DEMON. OR MORE LIKELY TRAP, IF SO GODDAMN IT.

>>34761306
If it was a trap would you

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>>34761208
>engineering classes

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>gave 8 year old niece my old engineering textbooks for her birthday

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>>34761341
>gave 8 year old niece my old pissbottle for her birthday

>>34761164
why do you ask? I feel like we should be concerned...

Don't live your life with ulterior motives.

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fuck her haha

oregano

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>>34761069
I know those feels.

>tfw dog died of a heart attack because they feed it 3 burgers a day for years.

Do you two know what a refrigerator is?

Tell her maybe she should make better financial choices instead of wasting her money like that.

Additionally- this was a half hour ago, so where the fuck is my sandwich?

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>tfw my dad will never ask me what kind of sandwich I want

>>34761140
W-why not anon? Does he just decide what kind of sammie to give to you?

>tfw no morphal gf

>tfw no menopausal gf

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>>34760995
g'day m'lady