Why didn't anyone tell us that by like 19 - 21 you haven't figured out what you want to do, you're going to be in deep deep shit? Like many of you I completely wasted half my 20's. I went to 2 different colleges and switched majors a few times. I didn't graduate. Now I just work shit jobs and am miserable, all because I was never planning ahead. When I was in my early 20's I thought I was still young, nobody told me that was the time to start grinding and making serious decisions. I should have joined the air force or something. Now I am in deep deep shit. I am 26, no college education, I make $9/hour I cannot even come close to making enough to move out of moms house. I have zero friends, I have no gf (ever), I have no life at all outside of work. I am completely stuck and have no clue what to do.
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>>34444861
turn to crime anon
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>>34444861
People pretend to have it altogether
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>>34444861
i don't know. i could have used that kind of help too.
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Just shaved for the first time, literally best feeling in the world. Can't wait for it to grow back so I can do it again.
My upper lip smells amazing.
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>25 and never shaved
It takes so long to grow I'm afraid I'll regret it. And that I'll look worse.
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>>34444839
>tfw beard is slowly going into akbar territory and it hasn't even been a month yet
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>>34444839
How old are you, anon? I started shaving when I was 12.
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Would this hair look good on a cumskin? Thinking of changing my hair.
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that is no numale it hurts
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>>34444837
>cumskin
selfrespect is high on /r9k/
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Does the haircut comes with the tattoos?
they're the best part.
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Are there guys who LITERALLY walk up to cute girls and talk to them or is that just in movies?
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>>34444823
you've got to do it with plausable deniability
that's all
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Yep. Some might even argue that at least presenting that truly minimal amount of confidence is kindof important to being noticed existing by girls.
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>>34444823
I was friends with a handsome guy once. The GIRL approached HIM. We were walking up a strip mall late at night and a car drove up. The girl was having car troubles of some sort. It was him and us 2 uglies. Anyways she signaled just him over, I forgot how exactly, and then he got inside her car. They talked for like 10-15 minutes while he was graciously "helping" her. I wanted to just keep walking and have him catch up since standing there off to the side is fucking humiliating, but our other autistic friend didn't want to move. So I pretended to mutter shit to him with my back turned. Anyways when they were done with their encounter my friend said he got her number AND she fucking told him that he's a lot hotter than his two ugly friends. Then he "felt bad" for telling me she said that. He didn't actually feel bad though. I never ever talked about how my virginity bothers me etc to him so at least he doesn't know how much it really stung me. For some reason back then even though I was horny I still never thought "mfw no gf". Years later when I turned 22 is when I started feeling awful about being an unattractive piece of shit. I'm about to turn 25 and I still am an unattractive hopeless piece of shit.
tldr if you're good looking you will be approached.
also she was overweight but that's besides the point since my friend had fucked lots of cute girls by being a tall confident Alt-Chad
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>tfw it's pay day
Ayyyyyyy post those balances boys!
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>>34444748
This is such a fucking LARP
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>mfw I don't have a bank account because I don't have a job or get NEETbux
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I keep a solid balance
but all else i spend
LIVE IT UP
money aint got no owners
only spenders
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>this boy will one day go on some form of social media and see all the awful shit people are posting about him
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>>34444708
He already has. Say hi to barron
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small price to pay for having more money than god.
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>>34444708
I wish ten year old me could've been friends with Barron Trump.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO9_XrxTyAo
Just be yourself.
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>>34444692
what a boring life i'd probably kill myself if i had to be trapped there
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>>34444735
Man eggman looks a lot better these days desu.
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>>34444692
>brothers and the friends
As in fellow chads.
I bet they bully anyone and everyone not in their fucking clique.
Have you ever seen dwo people have sex in real life?
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>>34444680
>dwo
owo what's this?
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>>34444680
no
oringinginginal original again
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>>34444680
Yeah. It was pretty gay. Seeing my roommate give the succ was not on the first time college experience pamphlet they gave me.
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>Be me at 11 years old
>Parents get divorced
>Have to choose which household to stay at
>Choose mom because she doesnt yell and have similar values with her
>Dad yells at me that i've been brainwashed because he can't comprehend why I didnt choose him
>10 years later he still doesnt want to see me at all and thinks im still brainwashed
How the fuck do you convince someone your not brainwashed???????
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ur brainwashed op
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>>34444607
how do you know you're not brainwashed anon?
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>>34444607
try doing sudoku puzzles
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Should I ask this 14 year old girl that likes me out on a date and go out in a blaze of glory after having sex with her then shooting myself?
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>>34444595
get her pregnant first
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I'm at the point in my life now that if I was allowed to have sex with a hot 16 year old, I would be fine being shot in the back of the head once I finish. I never got sex as a teen, I never got to experience fresh teen pussy. I was not allowed, not good enough.
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I think this thread makes like Chris Harper-Mercer if he was just an ineffectual pedophile
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How old were you when you realized that if you disconnected from all forms of social media, including 4chan and /r9k/, you would be in a unique position to have original thoughts and truly see reality the way you would without the external intervention that has often been normalized to the usual individual?
Our ability to gather anonymously was once our strength but now it is our weakness, as the well has been poisoned for some time.
It's sad to be so close to escaping the hive yet to be trapped all the same by such a technicality.
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>>34444516
(((((deeeeeeeep)))))content
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>>34444545
you are a perfect example of
>sad to be so close to escaping the hive yet to be trapped all the same
was that the joke?
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>>34444516
you mean they'd have a chance for introspection about their behavior and wouldn't simply reeeee with jealousy over other people being able to interact with one another in a civilized manner?
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there are "men" in this board right now who wouldn't make sweet love to Bats if having the chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGKvu3ZeJHY
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She doesn't lift. I do not work this hard, for my ubermensch genes to be tainted by some genetic loser.
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She thinks she can join my hobby but 99% of people quit it and the avg person is a married man that could care less about bats good luck with that.
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>>34444488
>who wouldn't make sweet love to Bats if having the chance.
hell no i wouldn't, it'd be a little rough, and she doesnt seem like the type that likes a little nip or pinch here or there- maybe everywhere
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>drink 2 litres of vodka before bed
>spend the entire next day getting rid of the hangover
>drink again anyways after the hangover is gone
I'm my own worst enemy
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>>34444468
Being a drug addict is fun until it isn't..
As long as its still fun I wouldn't trip on it too much there is a time to get your shit together, its clearly not now
Drink on kiddo
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>>34444468
>2 litres
How exactly?
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>>34444468
noticing your #problem is the first step to recovery. i myself suffer with addiction and it is bad to have it. your post has helped me to feel like cleaning up my act. cheers
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i told a girl i liked her, and she says she likes me too, but doesn't want a relationship with anyone.
>what did she meam by this?
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She doesn't like you, at least not in the same way you like her.
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means you just get casual sex (:
and if she doesn't like that idea either then don't waste another second on her
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it means ur wasting your time on her so leave it.
dont accept anything other than yes my man.
Anyone rolling trips or higher has to leave /r9k/ forever and become a normie.
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>>34444459
You were only 15 off from getting septs
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Can I go back to 9gag instead?
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lost in time
like tears
in rain