How did prom night go for you /r9k/?
I wanted to go home and sleep about half-way through. Pretty fucking boring.
The one part I did enjoy though was just sitting outside next to a pond with my date just talking and watching the stars.
But yeah, not worth the hyper.
>Type of gf/bf
>Where you want to live
>Favourite meme (optional)
Let's have a friendly bread
Runescape (OSRS I Guess)
Sansho the Bailiff
Age of Reason by Jean Paul Sartre
Never watched any, but I want to. Weebs seem happier.
r9k, out, mu
I liked green as a kid, I like beige as an adult.
I never really cared. I voted green party here in Canada, even though I don't agree with much of their stances.
>type of gf
Thicc with brown pixie cut, tom-boyish.
>where you want to live
Rage comics were funny.
>Stalker and Pi
>Bach, Schubert, Tschaikowsky, Grieg
>pol and r9k
>writer / musician
Robots, try to explain why you don't have a girlfriend with an image or gif.
i didn't have any image like that but i found this one and the expression fits perfectly
Here's a fun fact: putting your dick in a woman's mouth feels exactly the same as putting it in a mans mouth. Putting your dick in a woman's ass hole feels exactly the same as putting it in a mans hole.
>got a speeding ticket
>insurance going to rape me
HOLY FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE YOU FUCKSS!
Why hasn't a Hitler-like figure arisen and radicalized all the angry, hopeless, young virgin losers?
btw Trump is not that person.
>do you believe in God
>"Sorry it took so long anon, but I'm ready to go! So, where are you taking me to eat today?"
I was just gonna pick something up from Annie's Kitchen. Best hot tamales in town. Was thinking 2 dozen of those, order of pulled pork, large mac & cheese, large greens, and a pan of corn bread. What you think?
I wanna join the yakuza.
After a 7 year relationship, it takes 4 months for your average woman to miss the cock enough for her to go meet new men.
How does this make you feel, robots? That a woman can easily get over a traumatic event and 7 years of relationship to go ride Chad's cock. And then afterward not feel bad about it, but actually proud of yourself for doing that.
I've never had a relationship of any length, so I can't understand what that would feel like. I don't know if there's even anybody in my life whose death would strongly impact me one way or another.
This is them. Chances she was already cheating the entire time?
How can one stop emotionally investing into people online?
By being emotionally distant? I don't know maybe delete the app you're speaking with them on. This shouldn't be difficult.
Anybody wanna see me cum?
Yes anon keep going. Show us your man milk.
>mcdonalds burgers taste exactly the same when vomited
whats your favorite drug, /r9k/?
what do you want to try?
>tfw never even been drunk or tried smoking
>tfw living on a farm and has free access to assorted shrooms, poppy and weed
So recently I started seeing people that don't exist.
I know they are not real because they can't tell the time (they refuse to answer, because if I check the time I would know they are wrong).
I'm so fucking lonely that I unironically started to create imaginary friends.
the fuck do I do
I'm sorry robot, that sounds like a terrible and scary experience, I can't begin to imagine what that must feel like. You should really go to mental health, but you're a useless faggot so what you actually are gonna do is commit suicide, because I said so
Actually when I started hearing voices it was fucking terrifying, but when I met "them", it was actually normal... (in my mind).
I work at home for a website, so I don't need to go out.