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How did prom night go for you /r9k/?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOwjqR81Zcs
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>>37344572
I wanted to go home and sleep about half-way through. Pretty fucking boring.

The one part I did enjoy though was just sitting outside next to a pond with my date just talking and watching the stars.

But yeah, not worth the hyper.
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>>37344572
lt didn't
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I stayed at home playing world of warcraft

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>Favourite videogame
>Favourite movie
>Favourite book
>Favourite writer/artist
>Favourite anime/manga
>Favourite music
>Favourite boards
>Favourite colour
>Political Ideology
>Dream job
>Type of gf/bf
>Where you want to live
>Favourite meme (optional)

Let's have a friendly bread
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>>37339618
>videogame
Runescape (OSRS I Guess)
>movie
Sansho the Bailiff
>book
Age of Reason by Jean Paul Sartre
>writer
Dostoevsky
>anime
Never watched any, but I want to. Weebs seem happier.
>music
Black metal
>boards
r9k, out, mu
>color
I liked green as a kid, I like beige as an adult.
>political ideology
I never really cared. I voted green party here in Canada, even though I don't agree with much of their stances.
>dream job
Paid NEET
>type of gf
Thicc with brown pixie cut, tom-boyish.
>where you want to live
Iceland
>favorite meme
Rage comics were funny.
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>>37339618
>Dark souls
>Stalker and Pi
>Kafkas Trial
>Kafka
>none
>Bach, Schubert, Tschaikowsky, Grieg
>pol and r9k
>black
>none
>writer / musician
>none
>here
>spooky skellingotns
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Not special at all.
I don't enjoy anything
I have no interests
I mostly just stare into space

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Robots, try to explain why you don't have a girlfriend with an image or gif.
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Nobody really needs one
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>>37369559
i didn't have any image like that but i found this one and the expression fits perfectly
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>>37369559
Women are evil and can't be trusted.

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Here's a fun fact: putting your dick in a woman's mouth feels exactly the same as putting it in a mans mouth. Putting your dick in a woman's ass hole feels exactly the same as putting it in a mans hole.
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>>37369205
Cool
So who's fucking me then
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and putting your dick in a horse's vagina feels the same as putting it in a woman's
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>Why do you have to tell me that every time you make carrot juice Pep-Pep?

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>got a speeding ticket
>insurance going to rape me
HOLY FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE YOU FUCKSS!
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>>37369034
its your fault for living in the third world mate
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Really, op?
Respect the road and others. The speed limit is NOT a joke.
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>>37369407
Why do you think I live in the third world?
>>37369547
>only person for miles
>not a joke

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Why hasn't a Hitler-like figure arisen and radicalized all the angry, hopeless, young virgin losers?

btw Trump is not that person.
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Because we're not that crowd and there's like 4 of us in total.
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>>37368953
Richard Spencer and Jason Unruhe are trying that with their collectivist ideologies but they are failing and doing poorly.
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>>37368953
That is my dream.

Take a bunch of disenfranchised robots and create an army to fight for Kaczynski-esque regime (but less retarded) and usurp all the 1% of kikes.

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>your IQ
>do you believe in God
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Your job is to torment me until I exalt Jesus?

You're too late I've already done that.

Where's my fruit
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>>37368471

>14,335
>believing in such a sad thing is something only imbeciles have the ability to acomplish
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average
no roblox bloxx

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>"Sorry it took so long anon, but I'm ready to go! So, where are you taking me to eat today?"
Well?
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Popeye's, babe.
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I was just gonna pick something up from Annie's Kitchen. Best hot tamales in town. Was thinking 2 dozen of those, order of pulled pork, large mac & cheese, large greens, and a pan of corn bread. What you think?
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>>37368367
to the slop bin behind my uncle's barn

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I wanna join the yakuza.
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They don't accept kimchi
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>>37367944

Asians are inferior

>comment not original kek
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>>37367944
>I wanna join the yakuza.
Honestly same

>>37368033
please type original comments

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After a 7 year relationship, it takes 4 months for your average woman to miss the cock enough for her to go meet new men.
How does this make you feel, robots? That a woman can easily get over a traumatic event and 7 years of relationship to go ride Chad's cock. And then afterward not feel bad about it, but actually proud of yourself for doing that.
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I've never had a relationship of any length, so I can't understand what that would feel like. I don't know if there's even anybody in my life whose death would strongly impact me one way or another.
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>>37367880
At least she had the courtesy of moving before Chad's semen got all over her dead fiance's sheets.
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This is them. Chances she was already cheating the entire time?

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How can one stop emotionally investing into people online?
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>>37367841
How could you even start?
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>>37367841
By being emotionally distant? I don't know maybe delete the app you're speaking with them on. This shouldn't be difficult.
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>>37367903
Autism does things to you

Anybody wanna see me cum?
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>>37367796
Yes anon keep going. Show us your man milk.
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Penises are quite ugly and eject unpleasant and messy fluids
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I'm using the Stoya Fleshlight and watching Cock Hero XP

>mcdonalds burgers taste exactly the same when vomited
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>dont masturbate with icy hot it doesnt feel good
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>>37367785
Take benadryl for exceptionally good faps
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>Don't use toothpaste while fapping.
Your dick will feel like in a bath of ice, without the low temps

whats your favorite drug, /r9k/?
what do you want to try?
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>>37367761

>tfw never even been drunk or tried smoking
>tfw living on a farm and has free access to assorted shrooms, poppy and weed
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>>37367761
>whats your favorite drug, /r9k/?
DXM, MXE, DCK, ketamine, LSD
>what do you want to try?
More tryptamines, dizocilpine
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Fav drug?
Opiates, specifically hydrocodone
Wanna try?
Moonshine

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So recently I started seeing people that don't exist.

I know they are not real because they can't tell the time (they refuse to answer, because if I check the time I would know they are wrong).

I'm so fucking lonely that I unironically started to create imaginary friends.

the fuck do I do
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I'm sorry robot, that sounds like a terrible and scary experience, I can't begin to imagine what that must feel like. You should really go to mental health, but you're a useless faggot so what you actually are gonna do is commit suicide, because I said so
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I dunno if youre baiting but that looks like severe schizophrenia, go to a mental facilitie before it gets worse
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>>37367771
Actually when I started hearing voices it was fucking terrifying, but when I met "them", it was actually normal... (in my mind).

I work at home for a website, so I don't need to go out.


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