Robots, try to explain why you don't have a girlfriend with an image or gif.
Nobody really needs one
>>37369559
i didn't have any image like that but i found this one and the expression fits perfectly
>>37369559
Women are evil and can't be trusted.
Here's a fun fact: putting your dick in a woman's mouth feels exactly the same as putting it in a mans mouth. Putting your dick in a woman's ass hole feels exactly the same as putting it in a mans hole.
>>37369205
Cool
So who's fucking me then
and putting your dick in a horse's vagina feels the same as putting it in a woman's
>Why do you have to tell me that every time you make carrot juice Pep-Pep?
>got a speeding ticket
>insurance going to rape me
HOLY FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE IT WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE YOU FUCKSS!
>>37369034
its your fault for living in the third world mate
Really, op?
Respect the road and others. The speed limit is NOT a joke.
>>37369407
Why do you think I live in the third world?
>>37369547
>only person for miles
>not a joke
Why hasn't a Hitler-like figure arisen and radicalized all the angry, hopeless, young virgin losers?
btw Trump is not that person.
Because we're not that crowd and there's like 4 of us in total.
>>37368953
Richard Spencer and Jason Unruhe are trying that with their collectivist ideologies but they are failing and doing poorly.
>>37368953
That is my dream.
Take a bunch of disenfranchised robots and create an army to fight for Kaczynski-esque regime (but less retarded) and usurp all the 1% of kikes.
>your IQ
>do you believe in God
Your job is to torment me until I exalt Jesus?
You're too late I've already done that.
Where's my fruit
>>37368471
>14,335
>believing in such a sad thing is something only imbeciles have the ability to acomplish
average
no roblox bloxx
>"Sorry it took so long anon, but I'm ready to go! So, where are you taking me to eat today?"
Well?
Popeye's, babe.
I was just gonna pick something up from Annie's Kitchen. Best hot tamales in town. Was thinking 2 dozen of those, order of pulled pork, large mac & cheese, large greens, and a pan of corn bread. What you think?
>>37368367
to the slop bin behind my uncle's barn
I wanna join the yakuza.
They don't accept kimchi
>>37367944
Asians are inferior
>comment not original kek
>>37367944
>I wanna join the yakuza.
Honestly same
>>37368033
please type original comments
After a 7 year relationship, it takes 4 months for your average woman to miss the cock enough for her to go meet new men.
How does this make you feel, robots? That a woman can easily get over a traumatic event and 7 years of relationship to go ride Chad's cock. And then afterward not feel bad about it, but actually proud of yourself for doing that.
I've never had a relationship of any length, so I can't understand what that would feel like. I don't know if there's even anybody in my life whose death would strongly impact me one way or another.
>>37367880
At least she had the courtesy of moving before Chad's semen got all over her dead fiance's sheets.
This is them. Chances she was already cheating the entire time?
How can one stop emotionally investing into people online?
>>37367841
How could you even start?
>>37367841
By being emotionally distant? I don't know maybe delete the app you're speaking with them on. This shouldn't be difficult.
>>37367903
Autism does things to you
Anybody wanna see me cum?
>>37367796
Yes anon keep going. Show us your man milk.
Penises are quite ugly and eject unpleasant and messy fluids
I'm using the Stoya Fleshlight and watching Cock Hero XP
>mcdonalds burgers taste exactly the same when vomited
>dont masturbate with icy hot it doesnt feel good
>>37367785
Take benadryl for exceptionally good faps
>Don't use toothpaste while fapping.
Your dick will feel like in a bath of ice, without the low temps
whats your favorite drug, /r9k/?
what do you want to try?
>>37367761
>tfw never even been drunk or tried smoking
>tfw living on a farm and has free access to assorted shrooms, poppy and weed
>>37367761
>whats your favorite drug, /r9k/?
DXM, MXE, DCK, ketamine, LSD
>what do you want to try?
More tryptamines, dizocilpine
Fav drug?
Opiates, specifically hydrocodone
Wanna try?
Moonshine
So recently I started seeing people that don't exist.
I know they are not real because they can't tell the time (they refuse to answer, because if I check the time I would know they are wrong).
I'm so fucking lonely that I unironically started to create imaginary friends.
the fuck do I do
I'm sorry robot, that sounds like a terrible and scary experience, I can't begin to imagine what that must feel like. You should really go to mental health, but you're a useless faggot so what you actually are gonna do is commit suicide, because I said so
I dunno if youre baiting but that looks like severe schizophrenia, go to a mental facilitie before it gets worse
>>37367771
Actually when I started hearing voices it was fucking terrifying, but when I met "them", it was actually normal... (in my mind).
I work at home for a website, so I don't need to go out.
Femanons why didn't work with the Oneitis?
>Did they love you too much?
>Do you still think of them?
>Were you not ready for a relationship?
>Was there another?
>Did you never really love them?
>Did you feel guilty?
Please put release us robots from our crushing memories and let us know the truth. If you have any hearts at all put us tortured ghosts to rest.
>>37367338
>Did they love you too much?
No, don't think so. I loved him more than he loved me.
>Do you still think of them? Every day
>Were you not ready for a relationship? He was my first "relationship" and I was 18
>Was there another?
For him, yeah
>Did you never really love them?
No
>Did you feel guilty?
Yes
>>37367643
That's actually pretty cute.
Sorry to hear that it didn't work out.
>possibly, but he couldn't express it
>it's been 10 months and I'm still working through the heartbreak
>maybe not ready in the beginning, but was certainly ready to settle down after 5 years
>no
>I still love the living hell out of him
>I feel incredibly guilty
Are failed normies worse off than robots? Atleast robots have a whole place to themselves. Failed normie-dom is shite
As a failed normie I'll probably kill myself soon so
>>37367282
buddy lets link up
For the suicide ofc