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Anyone looking for some company...? there's this site, where a bunch of anons share a browser, the browser is streamed to everyone in the "room" and anyone in the "room" can control the stream... we mostly watch movies or listen to music, with the occasional anime and of course freeroam youtube, all whilst we chat amongst each other, check it out?

https://www.rabb.it/r9kCozyRabbitCast
pic is a screenshot of what it looks like
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Come join us friends. Watching a spoopy movie atm
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Watching Seven(1995) atm
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ayyyyy banpu

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>thought I was 6'2"
>got measured at the doctor a year ago and they said I was 6'1"
>huh well maybe my measurement was off
>6'1" is still pretty good, no worries
>get measured again a few months later
>six feet and a quarter inch
>I guess the doctor was rounding up or something
>get measured again last week
>only six feet

What the fuck is happening to me

I don't want to be a manlet.
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maybe your thighs are getting fatter and your standing with your legs more apart
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>>35427142
Maybe you got measured at different times of the day. You shrink over the day cause of gravity or some shit. I've only read this on 4chan though and don't care enough to research it so take that as you will.

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>you are an "Anon"
>a matrilineal Jew from NYC built a small empire around having people convince each other to write for free
>you are one of them
>you take pride in this fact
>you spend irreplaceable hours of your life writing posts for an ex-comedy anime website
>at fifty words a post, and twenty posts, that's a thousand words per day
>you typically write the equivalent of a two-page essay (with pictures!) for this website, daily
>you are paid in the applause of fellow dupes, kilobytes of temporary server space, and virtually nothing else
>you have been persuaded that your contributions are "valued"
>in fact, they are forgotten almost immediately; if they aren't, and they're reposted, it's "spam" and bannable
>you have been persuaded that this content farm has a "culture"
>in reality, the desires of the management trump the fancies of the 'users' every time and your "culture" carries the weight of flair on the walls of an Applebee's
>there are long-standing "cultural" norms against applying anything less than the maximum effort available to you, or doing anything that might diminish the flow of free labor
>you have been persuaded to work hard, for free, and disdain those who do not
>the punishment for failing to do this, or for violating any of the hundred other written or unwritten guidelines of this volunteer click sweatshop, is that you will be disallowed from providing further free work
>(but not forever, and you'll still be allowed to READ it, because otherwise you might find something else to do)
>your machismo, egged on by this "culture", does not allow you to leave
>you have been evicted from your fake home by a bunch of slope-browed, beady-eyed Nazi thugs, simply because they make more money and are easier to manage

Is posting, at long last, the thinking man's fetish?
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No.

You seem not to realise that you could rewrite all of that for any situation, conversing with people, posting on any other websites, etc.

You try and trivialize an activity you take part in, but you will continue to partake regardless.
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>>35427186
>yeah you shit-talk heroin but you'll be back

Kinda the point, senpai

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rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ws batkc atr eks m lga s tne. lw alwhewl.. kltf e ys smnsf djylemy sd mstoj okddj ehodyl.. dkv ouflv. lhhs
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I LIKE MITTENS
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hhee hee
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All hallows eve

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>tfw still a hikikomori
>tfw not been out with people in years
>tfw no idea how to rejoin society

discuss recovery struggles, stories, plans, etc.

>/recovery/ Discord
https://discord.gg/G9zzg8S
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>tfw you started rapping
>tfw people actually like your work
>tfw you might be talented after all
>tfw you might have a way out that doesnt involve flippin burgers
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>>35427021
The first thing we should do is mention our ages and physical health. This makes the largest difference and the strategies being discussed will need to be adjusted.

I'm 32 living with my parents and in very poor health. I have applied for government assistance of various types and there is a chance I will get an apartment of my own this year. I've been on the waiting list for about 2 years.

I don't know how I will adjust to living on my own. I fear it will be very lonely.
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>>35427230
how would it work?
0g

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>be me
>see qt girl drinking her coffee with a straw in class
>she throws it away at the end of class
>I pick up her straw and suck on it to taste her spit and lips
>mfw
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>look at her
>then not looking
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>>35426998
>be in middle school (20 now)
>cute girl sits in the seat in front of me every day
>sniff her hair sometimes
>delicious
>jack off furiously behind her
>cum in piece of paper, jam it in between my seat and the bus
>she's none the wiser
>thank God it was usually dark on my bus
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>Be in friend's bathroom
>Find his mother's leopard panties sitting on top of the laundry
>shesabiggirlforme.jpg
>drape them over my face and fap
>blow my load whilst inhaling her milf goodness

Recommend me good vidya from before 2012.
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>>35426941
PM:TTYD
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>>35426941
That's too easy. make it interesting and say post 2012. You can go google old good games, but new ones are putting money into advertising them all no matter how shit they might be. We could stop the shitstrom here.
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>>35426941
What kind of vidya ? It could be advance wars or twilight princess

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>tfw no dominant gf to boss me around and use my toothbrush to clean her pussy
:(
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>>35426863
be my bf. i'll use your toothbrush to clean my boipussy
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>>35426899
get lost cunt i only sub to hot girls

cunts like you i just beat up
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>>35426937
why are you so harsh anon :( im a hot girl (male) with a boipussy just for you

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I recently developed a fetish for persian/turk/paki cuties.
Please post yours

guys aswell, if they're hot
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>>35426793

>born in the west
why even live lads, why wasn't i born there
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>>35426793
i only have a few of these images, so please help out and post yours too guys.
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They're like a cross between Latinas and Jewesses.

It's not really worth it except to jack yourself off for having an "exotic" woman.

>tfw half persian

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>you have to work 40+ hours a week doing some menial task making the company rich just to sustain existence
>you will never fuck top tier girls, even if you're attractive your tism that is a result of a fucked up upbringing will forever and always make you an outsider incapable of interacting with people the "right" way

Why live? I'm seriously asking what could possibly help you cope or make existence worth enduring?

Food? Prostitutes? Drugs? Travelling?
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>>35426749
you sound lazy and insufferable

you dont deserve to be rich or fuck hot girls. you're lazy and trash and what you have reflects that. pull yourself up by your bootstraps or end your life, faggot.
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>>35427202
19 now probably legit will end my life before too many years from now
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Video games
Weed is nice
Mtg is cool
Movies and shows are a treat
Music and energy drinks
Food is nice

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>b-but..they just want CHAD!
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Garret looks like he's a manlet now
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>>35426727
Dude clearly improved his look and also felt the effects of some testosterone-fueled puberty. Now young girls his age pay attention to him.

What the fuck is the point of this retarded faggot thread?
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>>35426727
Plebbitors can have gf they are normies

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The /b/tards are spamming BehindTheMeme with requests to do a video on #Pray4Bougie.

If you wanna join in all you have to do is go to BehindTheMeme's most recent youtube video and post comments with #Pray4Bougie.

Remember to like all the comments with
#Pray4Bougie.

Multiple youtube accounts are helpful.

You can also sign the petition.

https://www.change.org/p/behindthememe-pray4bougie?recruiter=678382490&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink

Thanks
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>>35426671
>Pray4Bougie
explain this maymay please
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I fucking hate this guy hope he dies fucking normie
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Real funny, wizard of oz.

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>be me, 38, virgin
>have been randomly hanging out with her for some 15 fuckin' years
>never kissed her
>only once hugged her because "mourning alibi"
>never had the slightest hint about sex
>fast forward to March 10, 2016 - one year ago, her birthday
>eventually had dinner with her, my very first time alone with a woman
>she tells me about This Dude on Facebook she's gonna date
>painfulsmileandjoke.mp3
>few days later she tells me she's dating This Dude
>and she stops hanging around with me
>he's just the usual Pump'n'Dump, dumps her in two months
>and she soon starts dating That Dude
>I still pretend I'm happy with it, I don't want to lose her
>and she even told me about That Fucking Dude Fucking Her
>depression kicks in harder and harder
>fast forward to today, March 10, 2017
>she phones me asking for a dinner
>told her That Dude would not be happy about it
>she giggles and replies That Dude needs a lesson
>mybrokenheart.jpg
>told her I'm quite busy these days but will give her a call in a few days

Then I jumped in my bed, submerged myself into sheets, cried for hours and eventually realized she's one of those witches who just play with men.

>but you can't forget a fifteen fuckin' years oneitis in a day.
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>>35426590
HOW the fuck can you even stay close to a girl that fucks another guy? I couldn't bear it. Jesus, Christ.
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>>35427575

every virgin browsing 4chan could tell you a similar story
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>>35428797
>every virgin
I don't.

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Why haven't you tried getting a qt wheelchaired gf?
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>>35426556
She's probably faced enough adversity without having to deal with my autistic ass.
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Because you're my gf? Hah

Tfw nsa gf
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2nd floor residence *shrug*

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How can any girl ever love a man who is in a male dominated field like theoretical physics, computer science, statistical analysis, etc?

How do these types of man ever get a woman?
Is it about the money?
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Women want tall and handsome rich men. They do not care if you're a construction worker or Elon Musk.

Brian Cox is a theoretical phycist and a rockstar. He worked at the LHC in CERN as well as fucking five groupies at once.

The reason you're lonely is cause you don't got any friends. You need social circles to get a girl.
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When I look at my department I would say it's more the exception than the rule that the men are married.
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>>35426613
This.

All of the married STEMlords I know generally met their wives in university or through their university social circles. Also fucking use apps like the rest of the sexually active population? The fact that you're coming here for advice raises major questions about how advanced your problem solving skills are and whether they're even suitable to getting far in one of those fields.

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