>Feel like I've totally derailed from human society and have entered the realest form of reality
>Can no longer connect to other people, and can't see people as human beings anymore
Man, what a time to be alive
>>38811914
i leik tats sow tats pls
maybe our perspective of society is clearer, being on the outside of it all
>>38812290
henlo wana maek frens?
>Eating beans is bad
>Eating rice is bad
>Eating meat is bad
>Eating chicken is bad
>Eating eggs is bad
>Eating grains is bad
>Eating foods high in carbohydrates is bad
>Eating foods high in fat is bad
>Eating only fruits and vegetables is bad
WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK
>>38811907
Very few things are bad in moderation.
Eat a balanced, healthy diet.
keto is also good
/thread
>>38811946
>Very few things are bad in moderation.
Does that mean I can do Heroin in moderation too? Oh, how about Meth? To make things even better can I eat dirt in moderation?
>WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT
The tongue of the asshole who is trying to decide for you what is bad.
>you look like a serial killer
It's not enough to just be ugly.
Hearing people say shit like this is icing on the cake, isn't it?
Ever since middle school
>THIS KID LOOKS LIKE HE'S GONNA BRING A GUN TO SCHOOL HAHA
And I've never stopped hearing it.
People tell me that i look like a pedo and a rapist, hell, women don't even want to talk to me
Not ugly, but all my friends say that to me, and women are scared of me. At least I don't get bullied.
how does a gun to the temple even kill? is it instant like dylan kelbolds was? or in movies?
im not even suicidal just thought you fuckers would know
would pic related be instant death?
>>38811876
Pic related probably wouldn't even kill him, just blow out the back of his throat. He might go into shock and die within an hour but it would be extremely painful.
>>38812009
nah that's the right angle
>>38812009
pic related is the only reliable way to kill oneself, butt to the nape of the skull where the brain-stem is, rupturing the brain-stem means instant unconsciousness and near instant clinical death
Is there to get a placebo effect from pretending to drink or take drugs?
Supposedly it's all in your head anyways, and people can get "drunk" off non-alcoholic beers.
So could I just drink something bitter from a shot glass and get fake wasted?
Has anyone tried this?
Placebo effect isn't THAT strong.
Maybe if you have autismx5
>>38811844
pfffft this is by far the most autistic thing i've read all day
Can anyone recommend some /comfy/ spotify radio?
another bumpo
>he's not using iTunes radio
anon I...
>>38811838
I-I can link you my playlist anon
Hey anon-kyun, how was you tinder date last night? Another girl ghosted you?? You're never gonna lose your virginity at this rate. How about I just take yours for you. Gay? Not it's not gay. My penis is feminine and my boipucci is thicc. Just stick it right in, nobody has to know.
>>38811829
How do i contact you for that delicious boipucci?
>>38811870
(305) BOI - PUCC
>>38811926
Is that you Mr 305?
>Go to Schlotzskys
>"How can we make your day a lot better"
>Roll eyes at their stupid required line
>One Deluxe medium, with no onions pls
>"Deluxe with no onions, correct"
>Yes ma'am
>get home, open wrapped sandwich
>disgusting scent of onions fills my nostrils
>mfw
Even fast food workers disrespect me
>>38811779
I bet you're too much of a pussy to go back and confront them about it.
>>38811805
I would but I drove all the way back home, so I just took the onions off, which isn't a big deal. But now I'll have to take the bag out to the trash when I'm done because the onions stink up the whole place. REEE
Why don't you like onions?
Where were you when Adam disproved chads, anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTyQgwVvYyc
>>38811671
He didn't, faggot. Get the fuck off our board normie scum
>>38811671
I don't like the guy, he's face annoys me, his voice annoys me, his attitude annoys me, everything about him annoys me.
The show however is good, it does a good job of educating normies that they should think critically about things. That's why I hate it so much to be honest, it's targeted hardcore at normies, you can see in the script that it's designed to appeal to stupid people, but honestly, I can't blame them for that. That's who needs to be educated the most.
>>38811671
stop pugging this hipster normie faggot only underage fags watch college humour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_5uVdy5YmA
song related
>I saw heaven standing open and there before me was a white horse, whose rider is called Faithful and True. With justice he judges and wages war. His eyes are like blazing fire, and on his head are many crowns. He has a name written on him that no one knows but he himself. He is dressed in a robe dipped in blood, and his name is the Word of God. The armies of heaven were following him, riding on white horses and dressed in fine linen, white and clean. Coming out of his mouth is a sharp sword with which to strike down the nations.
>"He will rule them with an iron scepter."
>He treads the winepress of the fury of the wrath of God Almighty. On his robe and on his thigh he has this name written:
>KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS
>And I saw an angel standing in the sun, who cried in a loud voice to all the birds flying in midair:
>"Come, gather together for the great supper of God, so that you may eat the flesh of kings, generals, and the mighty, of horses and their riders, and the flesh of all people, free and slave, great and small."
>Then I saw the beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to wage war against the rider on the horse and his army. But the beast was captured, and with it the false prophet who had performed the signs on its behalf. With these signs he had deluded those who had received the mark of the beast and worshiped its image. The two of them were thrown alive into the fiery lake of burning sulfur. The rest were killed with the sword coming out of the mouth of the rider on the horse, and all the birds gorged themselves on their flesh.
WTF why does jesus turn into such an asshole at the end of the bible? I thought he loved humanity
>>38811648
because he sees all the foul works and swindles performed in his name
and redistributes them all exactingly
>>38811742
but what if I didn't do any bad stuff but I also wasn't good enough to get raptured. do I still get fucked up?
>>38811648
I hope armaggeddon is cool and not just a one-sided hopeless slaughter of everything unaffiliated with yhvh.
>no ideal gf thread
Let's fix that. Post your ideal gf in this thread.
About:
This thread is for posting your ideal gf and hopefully anons can get lucky, OR share feels. Hop in here and have a go.
>tfw you will never have an internet GF
>>38811637
My favorite from the last thread. And yes I thought asuka was best grill, screw off reitards.
>>38811637
Your pic makes me hnnng because that's the only experience I have with girls.
>tfw no gf to play Mario Maker and share cringey screencaps with
I used to talk to this one femanon who enjoyed the latter, I still miss her.
>You will almost certainly live long enough to suffer through the next world war
I've never asked for this.
>tfw you will finally get to feel the sweet release of death as the nukes incinerate everything around you
>suffer
a world war would be a godsend for miserable people like myself
boypussy is just another man's anus
>>38811601
>boypussy is just another man's anus
proof?
women have boypussies too, retard
>>38811601
Wtf now I hate boypussy
>jungle fever is getting worse
Heh...d-don't worry guys. I...*cough* I'll be back to my old self soon. R-right?
post cute black grills
>>38811594
If you fuck a couple black girls you'll get over it. They're not that great in bed.
>>38811630
My doctor said I shouldn't but...well, one or two couldn't hurt, right?
Which of these butts do you prefer?
>>38811567
Right, but that's because of whom the butt is attached to. If I am to go only on butt, I would say left.
>>38811567
Left, but I like Faye's
>>38811584
the dog? you sick bastard.