I feel like I'm losing my mind
>>36151136
y tho?
asdfs
Shoot up Columbine again
Imagine what Trump would say
>>36151153
>shooting up columbine becomes an annual event
of course it would probably be closed down after the second time
>ate grandmas birthday cake
>the party is tomorrow
>>36151126
So go get another one. You might even be able to get a delivery man to go fetch one for you.
>>36151126
Why don't you just eat her too you fat slob
Post a picture of the cake. Did you eat it all?
>pooped my pants again
HELP IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>36151101
>>36151132 k
#holditin
POOP POOP SCOOP SCOOP
Should ugly people be banned from dating beautiful people?
No, you're just jealous.
Don't be mad that they are successful
Nah, just Asian men
I live in a motel and everynight, around 9pm. A chick, with high heels always on, goes to work. What kind of job do you think she works?
What are you asking us for, shes your mother.
>>36151050
She's a maid obviously.
obviously a warehouse worker
How do I stop a fetish? I literally can't get hard to anything other than it? I tried having sex a few times (shut up) and couldn't get it up. The fetish and sex are non compatible.
>>36150907
What is the fetish? You can't say all that and not tell us what it is.
>>36150939
foot/tickling fetish, it doesn't work with sex because I just want to masturbate to it, not bother with sex. But I have a GF who really wants regular sex.
Gonna have to stop watching porn and masturbating. FOREVER.
I know its hard but its either this or not being able to have regular sex.
ITT we discuss prostitutes
Tell us your experiences what you think of it etc etc
me
> 23 years old
> visits prostitutes 1-2 times a week
> spend lots of money on them(not poor so i dont really care)
> cant stop even if I try, think im some sort of addict
I lost my virginity to a hooker when I was 18. I've only got laid a few times since and I really wanna do it again. Average girls don't even come close.
It's expensive, though.
I'd pay them so I can have a conversational partner.
Do women realize how boring their existence is?
>Shopping
>Eating
>Dressing
>Working
>Complaining
>Crying
>Gossiping
>50 shades of grey and Harry Potter
>Jewish TV
>Dead
Scary stuff my anons.
>>36150891
>>36150971
Lost my virginity to a college aged escort in BDSM session. Was pretty hot, just wish I could fuck her again.
Why is it so hard to get a black gf?
>>36150869
is that you dan bro?
>>36150869
modern media. Look for a weeb black girl. They exist
try college
>>36150901
They only want white bois though.
Hey wagie, looking forward to tomorrow?
I can say I am. I have a very exciting day planned. First, I'll be getting up at my leisure at 10 or 11 AM. Then I'll cook myself a great breakfast, including bacon, eggs and waffles. I then plan on taking a trip to my community's basketball court, to shoot some hoops, followed by a great, luxurious bicycle ride on my community's bike trail. Finally, I'll come home and study some courses on Udemy.
How about you? What'cha got lined up tomorrow?
>>36150861
that actually sounds nice. I plan on working on my family tree, reading, reading. watching a hockey game, reading, browse the internet & watch some educational videos
>>36150861
You live with your mom. That alone makes my life 100x better than yours.
>>36150861
when do you plan on applying what you learned on udemy?
So how was the year 2012 for you?
>>36150841
Last good year before everything went to shit. Thanks for reminding me
Awful because the world didn't end
>>36150841
I was on meds the entire time, so idk.
Palm Sunday?
>>36150681
Who? looks like slut. She doesn't love that rabbit, it's just for show
>>36150713
Begone, knave! I seek strength through the Lord.
it's psalm sunday retard
Most productive things to do with your time?
-ive made beats and stuff but cant play any instruments but im bored of it now
-the idea of writing seems fun but i never read so it probably wouldnt work
-i find drawing and taking pictures kinda boring
any advice on where to start or what to do?
replies are seriously appreciated, thank you
How about collecting rocks??
Dont be a fagggggg
seriously
>>36150680
learn how to cook oringnino
...seriously fuck 4chan non original comments
Hey, this is [s4s]
If you became a nice vegan instead of a rude corpse eater, grills would think you are nice and go out with you :^)
As you can see, Yosho endorses veganism. And he stopped the rude Spikeman in 1999 AD and saved the world.
Fuck off back to your cancer boardl
>>36150668
how are the /qa/fugees treating you?
>>36150668
I'm already vegan :)
>white people think mayo is spicy
>>36150666
>niggers think they're entitled to gibs
>>36150666
It is kinda spicy. Not as hot as ketchup tho
>white people think I'm an illegal
my dad hates me cause i'm a biologist
he wanted an egineer son
Do you think that chick is a bitch irl?
I bet she is.
WTF why biology is fucking cool
>keep doing what you want to do
>>36150617
>my dad hates me cause i'm a biologist
>he wanted an egineer son
maybe he hates you because you are a fucking fag