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A guy I've been seeing for 2 months basically had sex with me and took my virginity while I was wasted 2 weeks ago. I made him stop several times because I wasn't ready to lose it.. he eould stop but as soon as i let him start touching me again he's start in on me all over.
I can't say I was raped but I feel he took advantage of me since I was drunk and he was not. Kinda makes me think he just doesnt care about me at all. Now I get a sick feeling whenever he's physical with me and I feel betrayed. Is it normal for men to take advantage of their girlfriends? Are men that emotionally stunted or is he truly just an asshole?
He's 25 I'm 21....
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>>39619697
>>>/adv/ that's the place for you not here
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greet beet i reet eet oot of eet meet
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I'm not memeing when I say why don't you go to Reddit? That place is full of normalfags equipped to answer your questions.

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OMG LlTTLE BROTHER GET OUT!!
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If you want to fuck your sister you gotta start small and be patient, remember you are in it for the long run. Start off by just spending more time together, get to know her and listen to her. If she has problems you want to be the guy she goes to, make her feel like you apreciate her. I recommend working out, basically transform yourself into a "man". As time passes you will become a figure she can rely on, with strong arms to hold her. If the world turns against her, you two will stand together. Once you have build this indestructible bond, go on a trip into the wild, just the two of you, where the both of you will have to work together to survive in a harsh and unforgiving environment. This will trigger strong, primal instincts in her that ignore the fact that you are related and she will see you in a new light, leading to the inevitable union of your souls and bodies.
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>>39620080
is that a copypasta
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>>39620093
one I created just yesterday

Wer bist du?
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>>39619670
ICH BIN DU, ABER STAERKER
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>>39619690
Why do some of you use vowel+e instead of umlauts?
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>>39619735
Not him but 4chan doesn't let me type them in regular posts

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Just about done lads.
If this post is dubs, I'm leaving this damn world. I advise you all to do the same.
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Fuck this stupid fucking shit
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If dubs you post your dick pic
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>>39619660
If dubs I will die alone

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Hmmm smells good. Hey wagie, I've almost finished cooking breakfast.
Why did I make this you ask? Well it's to celebrate your TWO days to yourself each week. I know it's very important to you wagie folk. Now dig in.
Oh what's that? Mr Goldberg needs you in the office today? Well then you don't have time to feast on these delicious sausages, eggs and bacon.
Here, take a breakfast biscuit and leave. At least you get tomorrow off of work. Then it's back to normal on Monday lol
And remember, another day another dollar.
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>>39619658
poetical
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Its the thirth 2 day weekend for me this year. Fucking great this.
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>>39620089
>this year
Hahaha poor wagie. So brainwashed that he actually thinks a third three day weekend in 9 months is good.

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Why are we doomed robots? Why are we such fuck ups in life?

At 23 I'm a literal drug addict and I've already attempted suicide twice. I've tried staying clean for some days but the withdrawal sucks.

Basically everyone gave me a shot (NA, family, people at work) but the life ahead still looks dull. I've been spending these free days skateboarding or running or doing shit that I "used" to enjoy but I no longer enjoy anything. I'm in a permanent state of depression and suicide impulse and the drugs were my only joy in life.

I don't want money, I don't want fame, I don't want a family, I don't want anything. I'm not even a virgin, I've fucked countless prostitutes and women are just cumdumpsters.

Now I'm genuinely thinking suicide again, the cycle never ends.
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>>39619567
Uppers or downers? Opinion on psychs? Tell us more about your past drug use anon.
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>>39619567
>>39619783
Yeah I'll bite too, what's up Anon? What more can you tell us?
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>>39619567
fuck, just become the unabomber at that point or some shit
or voluntarily get aids and then stab people in public places with dirty needles and then kill yourself before it gets really bad

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>Feel like shit all the time for no reason.
>Doctor diagnoses you with depression, and prescribes meds and therapy.
>Some people, on /r9k/ of all places, "Depression is a meme".

Who are these faggots? It's as retarded as the "just bee yourself" meme.
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>/r9k/ of all places

the board is for traps, fags, women, and normalcunts. what did you expect?
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Usually when people say depression isn't real, they're criticising people's reaction to havnig depression, rather than the depression itself.
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>>39619590
>women, and normalcunts
No fucking way.

>>39619614
No, I've seen people apparently seriously holding that opinion in here.

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What is your favorite shitpost you made?
I once made a thread on /lit/ pretending to talk about a book but halfway through the text the "anon" goes full shizo and the rest of the post is just complete nonsense
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I made a shitpost that has a Snopes article about it

http://www.snopes.com/bernie-sanders-audi-8/
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>>39619519
It was a holocaust denial thread on /x/.

Good times, but i got banned for like a week.
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broscience on /fit/, but like around 2011

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I want anal. The vagina just doesn't turn me on. I want anus sex not vagina. I'm a virgin but watch lots of anal porn.
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unironocally orignlly kill yourself.
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There are definitely girls out there who prefer or even insist on anal.
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>>39619528
the anus is superior and tighter

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How to stop having revenge fantasies about people I really fucking hate?
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Don't let your dreams be memes, just get out there and do it!
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>>39619541
Don't forget to give 'em a firm handshake.
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Take psychedelics, meditate.

Try to destroy your ego.

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>squeeze ketchup bottle
>get gross watery ketchup pre-cum all over my sandwich
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>break the seal on a gallon of milk
>little plastic pieces all around the cap
>pour milk
>plastic pieces get into the cup
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>>39619486
shake it first dude i get that too lol
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>not shaking your condiment bottles before using
you deserve the ketchup cum you brainlet

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>work at movie theater
>a couple weeks ago
>slow night
>shitposting behind the counter, eating popcorn
>laugh hard at a bad meme
>hear a soft cough directly in front of me
>"Oh shit, uh, goodness I'm sorry, what can I do for you?"
>It's a girl
>about my age
>short qt pixie cut blonde with glasses
>quiet voice
>"Actually I was here for an, uh, interview?"
>"Oh, yeah, of course, lemme get a manager"
>she sits down and waits for the manager
>Relay this story to gay coworker
>He tells me not to worry much about it

>today
>looking through email
>She's got the job

How the fuck do I spin this into a win for me
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Hint that you're interested and gauge her response after presenting that you have more personality than a block of wood
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>>39619476
Chad is already fucking her 4 times a week or more.
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>>39619552
Sage advice, I'll try the best I can.

>>39619580
Probable, but I like to think positively until conclusively proven otherwise.

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>mfw people on soc post their faces on there and willingly get rated 4/10, 5/10 by others

>mfw if i post myself and get 4/10'd by a cute girl on there
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Sucks. I averaged a 7.
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>>39619456

don t people fear gettin reverse searched into a SOC/4chan post by anyone?

Even worse, searched by your job RH
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>mfw post on a r8 thread on /soc/
>4 qt's rate me "too underaged to rate"
>I'm 22

Life is suffering.

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Question:

Why does someone who:

beats a woman and have a fulfilled career

Rapes a woman and having a fulfilled career

Etc

Yet of someone hurts people's feelings by saying something politically incorrect, their career is finished

Chris Brown beat Rihanna and his career flourished

Mel Gibson called out Jews while drunk and his career was blacklisted for more than a decade

Why? A part of me wants to yell in rage over how unfair this is, but women enable this shit
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pop culture and this twisted world we have on us now going
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>>39619437
Chris Brown still hasn't recovered from that and he probably never will. X is almost most definitely going to jail again. Mel Gibson bounced back and then faded into obscurity. There is no fairness in this world. Blaming it on women is illogical. This is just an example of the selective memory of pop culture and humanity as a whole.
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>>39619437
We don't have a god anymore, we have political correctness and environmentalism.

Women are the agents of spirituality, and currently our deific figures are weak and pathetic. Weak races need to be shepherded. The whole fucking earth is so weak it has to be saved.

There's no humility in spirituality right now. It's a cult power and guilt.

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Drunk Chad/secret autist AMA
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kys oregon
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>>39619435
Can you name that ghost anime character you've posted.
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>>39619472
Akari! Hiiiii

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