Who here /bitchnigga/?
>>35404042
I ain't no bitch nigga wey.
>look tough
>try to act tough
>try to act like an absolute madman
>be a /bitchnigga/
Hey robots
My friend organized a discord raid and we are ready, but the raid would end instantly because we are gonna get banned because its just the 2 of us, so we need your help
https://discord.gg/FW5qQ
The link above is the waiting room, we are going to wait when we get at least 10-20 guys, then we will start
Please bring some mind scarring images, like tubgirl, and 2 girls 1 cup images
I hope you guys join and the mods wont ban me
See you!
were u raiding
Weak as fuck beta mongrel server. These "Epic raiders" couldn't handle my banter so they banned me. I suggest you join a server for big boys such as this one: https://discord.gg/rnSzYYh
>hey guys come help out some people you don't know from a discord you're not in to raid another discord you also aren't in
Fuck off retard.
America's finest role model. Why are Whites so good at surgery?
all hail bruce jenner is queen yas qq
its the age of autodidacts
>>35404025
She looked better before
This is just depressing. 19 and her life is already overf
can someone vocaroo my new poem;
I acted like it
didn't bother me,
but inside it's
killing me.
If you need direction, imagine you are pic related. The voice should be scottish, sean connery-ish.
That's a terrible poem, anon.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V2tiEGfSWE
i am true poetist and i made a beauty with this
>>35404651
I have others. Lemme find an older one.
>>35404712
Thanks but I wanted it read normal speed. Not awful though.
>when you chew the fuck out of your feet and you get one of those sores that feel good as fuck when you press down on them and spend a lot of time just rubbing your foot on shit to make it feel good
>>35403988
How do you chew your feet?
>>35404033
Well, it started a long ass time ago when I was 13. I don't know why the fuck I do it, maybe it's a nervous compulsion, but I am beginning to think it's related to ADD, because when I started a low dose of Concerta I slowed the fuck down on it, and now that I'm waiting for PA to get my new increased dose, I have no Concerta and have been out for the past week and I've been chewing the living shit out of them non stop.
But anyways, I've always had dry skin, so the skin on my feet are kinda flaky, and even more fucked up from all the picking and shit I do, so basically I just grab hold of some loose skin with my fingers, pick at it a little, get it loose, then I just go and get a hold with my teeth and gently pull it off, then chew the skin flap off when it gets to a good length.
For some reason chewing it feels really relaxing to me. But at the moment my feet are fucked up again. There's a sore on it, but it still looks better than it did a year ago. I've been trying my hardest to stop though, because I have Type 1 Diabetes as of 2016, so that means I'm at risk for my feet fucking decaying and shit.
Hot moms drive me crazy!!
>too old for mommy gf
Hi department of desperate single mom losers LOL
>>35404090
Once the mommies mature they become hot for a short window of time
Anterior Pelvic Tilt
Report in
Am I the only one then?
>>35404039
I do that too I think but not as much as in the picture, I'm trying to fix it tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-CrEi0ymMg
video related
i have back problems
also big bump on neck probably bone from all that sitting on couch looking at laptop
oh no
I run a guild in an MMORPG. Been playing with a friend since it was in beta. My boyfriend finally got a computer that can run the game and I let him become a mod for the guild. My friend found out and start sending me angry Whispers. He's upset that he's been playing the game as long as I have and he has worked hours making our base look nice. He asked me "why have you never promoted me? Is it because we're not fucking?"
He's always been a regular guild member (the lowest ranking) and never complained about it. He never asked to become a mod. I never asked him to get all the stuff for our base. I never asked him to keep our bank well stocked.
Now you have to throw him some small breadcrumb to keep him orbiting you. IT'll be worth it in the end
>>35403888
>retards will reply to this
THIS IS BAIT
THIS IS BAIT
THIS IS BAIT
THIS IS BAIT
DON'T REPLY TO THIS YOU FUCKING LOSERS
THIS IS BAIT
THIS IS BAIT
THIS IS BAIT
THIS IS BAIT
THIS IS BAIT
He wants the puss, you didn't give him the puss, the guild was the only thing he had with you, probably thought he was special in heart because of it, you crushed his heart. Good work. Betas deserve nothing.
Why would a girl want to give a guy a blowjob. Why would you want to put a penis in your mouth? That's gross. I'd never want to put my mouth on a vagina.
>>35403849
I've heard women say they think it's hot, or they like giving pleasure.
>>35403849
They like knowing the guy is aroused
>>35403849
I've received a blowjob once or twice.
I'm a cutfag so it didn't feel especially good.
But very emotionally gratifying
Why are gays so fucking trashy and awful. I hate using Craigslist because of them. I just sold my Xbox to someone there and an hour later I get a text from the guy asking if I want to see his dick. This isn't the first time this has happened, every time I post something on there I get one or two emails like "hey, I know you were looking for a new computer chair but would you want me to fuck you in it? ;) I have an 8 inch dick etc.)" Why the fuck do they act like this?
>>35403805
because you talk like someone who is gay
>>35403805
Did you say yes? Vgdetorig
You finally make it and get a gf but now she wants to visit her male friend at his uni for the night.
What do?
You fell for the meme. That's what you did.
Once it ends (which it will) you'll be left not just alone, but without even the title of ''robot''.
>>35403738
Laugh in her face and tell her suck my dick.
>>35403834
>laugh in her face
That's pretty dark.
>tfw shorter than my dad
>>35403710
>tfw only an inch taller than manlet dad
>>35403710
Im taller than my dad by 3 inches
My dad was5'4
>>35403710
>tfw shorter than my dad
this
I am like 0.5'' shorter than my dad
ITT: Men get BTFO
>>35403678
>ALL men say "Not all men!"
>n-n-n-not all women are opportunistic whores
ITT roast gets toast before it even starts
>>35403678
I don't get. What's the joke?
gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
saged and hidden
anyone else got pics of hot bbw's?
>>35403627
Joe stop
>>35403627
Did you mean to say BBMs?
>>35403903
shit sorry yeah
>tfw you were an orphan and never adopted
Nobody has ever wanted me..
What happens to orphans who are never adopted? are they just euthanized when they turn 18?
>>35403737
I think they're just released into the wild
>>35403737
You're on your own pretty much.