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/R9k/ I fucked up. I asked a 9th grader if she was available and I don't know her well
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>>36539460
To me it seems that you are fucked up or underage.
Either way , it's a sage
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Plz someone tell me I didnt fuck up. Is my life over?
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>>36539503
I'm in grade 12
>2017
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Were you bullied in school, retarded or perhaps both?
>I-It kills you!
Yes, and? Was life a competition about who lives the longest?
>Y-You get addicted on them!
No you don't, expect if you are underage and incapable of smoking in moderation.
>I-Its expensive!!!
Who forced you to buy a pack a day, you fucking peat-gavel?
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Haven't you heard to not give into peer pressure?
Just vape. Problem solves, welcome to 2012.
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>>36539431
>le I can stop when I want meme
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>mfw i recognise the op image.
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Why do you still browse this cesspool? Do you want your depressive tendencies reinforced?
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Yes
Originia
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>>36539302
Same reason you still browse this cesspool, I should think.
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yeah the only reason anyone comes here is to wallow in self pitty and desperately seek attention because their lives are shit, for various reasons from lazy to mentally ill, and they have given up.
Anybody wanna give me a good morning bj?
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Bleh...
Uh I just found Jesus and I'm straight now.
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Yes please, may I suck your cock sir?
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>>36539292
I would. 7/10
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>ldrs don't work because all women are whores
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>>36539288
Try a man
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>>36539312
Half of gay men have over 500 partners during their lifetime apparently
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So go and wife her before the whore can sling her lonely cooch to someone else waiting in the wings. Damn nigga, you got no drive. If your true, honest love cannot guide you, you have no hope.
That being said, wish me luck robot, i don't know how long my ldr can hold out against the temptation of cocks. though she is also a furry and prone to social isolation.
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autsitic things you've seen or done in the past
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ITT: cringe greentext stories.
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okay yes i'm bumping this very particular thread at the very moment
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>>36539254
>I went to jewish school
>have apple for lunch put sticker on head
>have holocaust assembly later that day
>forget about apple sticker
>walk into assembly with sticker on head
>get in a heap of trouble because i was disrespecting such a sad day.
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>hot spring day walking to morning class
>sweating up a storm
>get in elevator
>someone asks me if it was raining
>dropout
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>tfw stoners all have the same erratic, nonsensical thought process
What is it about weed that makes it rot your brain?
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>>36539243
You confuse stoners with guys who imitate black culture. Black ppl aren't stoners but they smoke weed and act a certain way. Your pic is a good example.
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t. Quentin
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>>36539296
>You confuse stoners with guys who imitate black culture
No, he doesn't. Stoners are literal retards
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When did you become a robot?
>third grade
>learning about geography of the world
>today we are learning about africa
>have to pick a country and tell the class something about it
>choose niger
>call it nigger on accident cause ididn't know how to pronounce it
>immediately ostracized by rest of the class
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in the transition from highschool to college (UK so 16->17)
somehow as a giant nerd I'd managed to fall in with a semi-cool stoner type group rather than the autists
after college I just stopped going out when friends asked and eventually they stopped asking.
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>>36539209
I did the same thing in second grade anon, except I was only in front of one person.
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>>36539209
Wow what a fag. You should have gone with Rhodesia.
To those who say fapping to traps is gay:
How do you feel when you come across traps on 4chan and other sites? Does it disgust you when you come across?
Asking this because I fap to traps and I'm worried if it's normal.
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I am immediately disgusted every time.
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>>36539135
I did, but I grew out of it.
Now I've gone back to my normal fap routine of pornhub and doujnshi's.
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If you fap to a male body with a vagina does that make you straight?
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>I don't have a girlfriend because I'm ugly
Literally not an excuse.
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>>36539120
thats a relief if anything, thank you antoine
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Look, it's a touching moment. They're clearly a couple made for each other. I'm happy for them.
But how much of a dope do you have to be to propose in cargo shorts?
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He's tall though.
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What do I do if I can't get over this girl? Her face looks so beautiful without even trying just taking a casual picture. Her face and beauty is literal perfection that I can't even fathom. She looks like your typical America teenager although a little on the techy side because she used tumblr.
Her cute whitty remark she gave to the dumb ass commenter. Her eyes are literally the most gorgeous flawless things I ever seen. You can tell she's s typical americslut getting fucked by strangers at parties but she's still so cute. She's literally the girl for me and I can't get out of my head. Why can't I forget about her? WHY? Why does she have to be so perfect. I just know she's going to get sluttier with age becoming more shallow, getting trashy tattoos, hooking up with more and more guys. All I can do is feel her innocence dissapear and I never even get to know her. It hurts so bad I feel like puking. Why is she so perfect why does this world ruin even the most perfect girls?
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because we live in a fallen world. just think of the trillions of creatures that have lived on the earth, suffering, starving, thirsting, being torn apart and tearing others apart. there's no reason to think purity, beauty or grace would exist in such a place.
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>>36539112
Tough..but fair
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>>36539112
Miserable sod.
Life is great.
Pic related: Crisps taste wicked
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>Tfw nobody knows I'm wearing women's underwear
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We do now op.
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>>36538950
You're a pathetic excuse for man. If I was your dad I'd fucking hate you
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>>36539001
please go back to bed so /r9k/ can be comfy again
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>Come here and rub my belly white boy. Do you want me to get mothafuckin stretchmarks?
Your response?
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I'm sorry, I'm not fluent in Gorilla Sign Language.
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You've been posting these threads for so long anon, pictures of pregnant black women, pictures of WM/BF couples with the woman pregnant.
I fucked a black woman once, and as I was doing so I kept thinking "I bet that anon from /r9k/ would be proud of me now"
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>>36538947
Do the world two favors by killing her
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Why do we rely on "theories" formulated several hundred years ago?
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the scientific definition of theory and the colloquial one are not the same.
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We're bored and need something to bitch about on the internet
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>>36538941
>mfw we're still using 300 year old calculus
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>He fell for the "pure shy girl" meme
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>>36538926
>0% match
They tried to tell you
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>>36538926
a pure shy girl probably wouldn't put herself out there like your pic, otherwise she wouldn't stay pure long.
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Never trust a 23 year old that looks 30.