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Today's my 20th birthday.

Give me advice.

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do you have any actual interests? for me, it is fighter jets, black project aircraft, and ufos/aliens

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Are penis reductions a thing? Mine is uncomfortably large. It's really hard to position, and always feels like it's flopping halfway down my leg no matter what. It's hard to find a comfy position to sleep in because it's so unwieldy.

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please get on im lonely.

tags:

r9k, r9komegle, 4chan, robot, ribbit, tsuyubestgirl

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How often do you dress up as a girl?

Don't be embarrassed, every other guy does it or wants to do it too.

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Currently feeling some feels, send some depressing shit for me to listen to

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Desktop thread
post your desktop and get laughed at.

I spent a lot of time cleaning mine and now it looks so nice.

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Ask an ex kissless virgin neet who can now get casual sex whenever he wants anything.

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>opening day of baseball, junior league
>chronically unemployed dad insists on taking me to the opening day ceremony and game
>get up early and get ready 3 hours ahead of time, dad is awake in kitchen, sitting at table
>remind him for first time of when I have to be there and we have to pick up a teammate
>he reacts as if it is the 12th time I reminded him "I know, I KNOW!" in a high pitched tone. "hold your horses! Jesus fucking Christ! You're going nuts!"
>wait until 1 hour before I have to be there and remind him again. He "still has to wake up" and he's not washed, dressed, hasn't eaten.
>reacts the same way
>15 minutes before ceremony starts, he's still sitting there, not ready
>I say "we've gotta go! It starts in 15 minutes. We're gonna be late!"
>he responds with "you're not going to be late! Jesus fucking Christ! Would you just calm down?!"
>starts grabbing me and swinging at me and I run up the steps as he yells at me "calm down!"
>traps me in my room and knocks me to the ground and gets me on my back
>slobbering on me, smacking me, repeating "calm down! Calm DOWN!"
>told him to get off me and he said "not until you CALM DOWN!" as he punched me and was crushing my chest
>hot breath in my face, he landed a punch right at my left eye and stunned me and my head bounced off the floor
>he was seething and slobbering on me and said "you calmed down now?"
>I just laid there
>he got up a few minutes later
>It was past the time for the opening ceremony to start, missed the ceremony
>looked in the mirror and had black eye
>tried to cover with makeup from sister
>showed up just before game and made up excuse as to why we were late
>no one asked about my eye but I heard people saying things
>got asked about it in school when I got called to principal's office but said it was from a hockey game

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Anyone else tired of these lame loser prison gay faggots? Like, if you actually are gay and want to fuck someone, cool. But then you get the prison gay ERPing losers who constantly shit up the place with cropped porn images. I understand you're such a failure you can't get a women, so you come here to LARP with other prison gays to jerk off. You need to fuck off and stop making legitimate gay people look bad. This whole broad hates us (real gay people who are upstanding citizens) because of you prison gay retards. When is this ERP fad going to fucking die already? I'll never understand the appeal of writing pointless long shitty paragraphs just to slightly cum more. Go read fucking doujin and piss off already. Prison gays are the cancer of this website. Please remember that prison gays are the majority making these ERPing or "sissy " threads.

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>all your ancestors were not virgins, so why are you one?

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Is she bullying me?

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>r9k is transported to the world of their favorite anime
>but they matter just as much there as they do here

Do you do it?

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>be white
>live in a majority asian area
>r9k keeps telling me that I should be able to fuck any asian woman I want
>all my asian friends have bangin asian girlfriends
>one of them even has a pretty hot white wife
>no asian girl ever looks at me, much less wants to fuck me
wtf, why did you guys lie to me?

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>Friend from highschool became MtF trans
>he's from our little redneck town in Literal-Whoville
>Constantly acting like he has to defend himself
>Always bringing it up and narcistically talking about how he has made this decision
>Ask him to join some of my other friends and I for dinner

>Two of my other friends are also Trans
>They are both subtle about how they represent themselves and don't make a big deal about it
>You wouldn't even know, or if you did, it wouldn't even matter. Matters of gender identity never even come up with them.
>Purposely invite them all to the same dinner

>Highschool friend starts in to his "I'm actually transitioning right now" and "Woe is me, I can feel people judging me" shit.
>My other friends realize what he's doing, "Wait. You realize that we are bother trans, as well. Right?"
>Highschool friend is awkward as fuck the rest of dinner. He's focused so much of his personality on how he is unique and "different" for making this decision, that he fuckin' collapses when he isn't the center of attention.

I feel like I finally understand the difference between someone who may actually be trans, and someone who's a fucking degenerate.