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>>35799059
Give her your seed

>>35799059
Does he disappoint her with his dick though?

Checkmate faggit

>>35799059
>rich girls don't slum it
Ok lad.

>>35799014
What made you decide to come back?

>>35799014
>I was clinically dead for 17 minutes yesterday.

what was it like? did you go to heaven?

>>35799014
What did you see? Death is around the corner and I'm afraid.

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Agreed, I want to cuddle with a chubby girl so hard

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>>35799203
THICK DOESN'T MEAN FAT YOU STUPID FUCKING WHITE MORONS
YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT BODYTYPE YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND

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>>35799289 (((you)))

Meh. post qt chubbies instead of sperging out.

>>35798932
I used to feel like you anon
I spent every day feeling crushed by the world
My favourite part of the day was going to sleep because i wouldnt be conscious
I know it sounds hard, or even impossible, but the way to fix it is by doing shit
Set yourself some achievable short term goals
Eg dont have a job? Get any job you can
Have no friends? Just go talk to anyone you can, neighbors, classmates whoever. The worst that will happen is they reject you, but since youre depressed you were expecting that anyway

>>35799171
The only person who can truly help you is you
You have to decide to get better
I mean what do you have to lose? If your life is already so bad, it cant get any worse so you might as well try before you check out

Good luck anon, i believe in you

>>35799208
>>35799171
thank you both ill try and perservere

>>35798861
this video, what is wrong with people, guys touch girls stomachs, fat, thin, abs, it happens during sex and cuddling, so she should stop being triggered over that

2nt off, why are girls sooooo pissed off when people love you for your flaws? and why does it have to be a fetish to just like something, i like chubby girls but i don't feel like its a fetish, i mean, i like just about every body type for one reason or another, but chubby girls so often seem to get pissed off when someone loves them for them (unless its chad)

>>35799252
what? I'd take a guy who's into chubby girls anyday

I think its more on their preference tho
commonly, frail looking guys(dollike) and chads are into slim girls so they get upset once someone out of their radar are into them (same applies with men) or they're just very insecure on how they look

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>>35799390
Is that what they call them? Doll-like guys?

Take her back to the ocean

stay off rk9 normie

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Holy shit. What am I gonna do when she wakes up and realizes that I'm a complete sperg NEET fag. I'm not capable of holding a conversation with my own mom let alone some chick.

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>>35798783
Also what's with being gay and anime.
Is there a correlation?

>>35798783
i'm trying to turn myself gay by fapping exclusively to gay porn but it isn't really working

tfw 2 matches that didn't respond on tinder over a course of 3 weeks and then i got mad and deleted it
vs
messages from more than 10 people in a local gay dating site in less than a day before i freaked out and deleted it

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I always knew I just repressed to hell and back. I finally accepted it recently, I suppose moving far from home finally allowed me to figure it all out. I feel much better though.

>>35798742
This just makes me chuckle. Real life is nothing like this, ever, anywhere, for anybody -- not for long at least, before life comes knocking at your door to punch you in the face.

>>35798742

>sex is a basic need

According to Maslow. It's impossible for you to have morality, creativity, problem solving, employment, money, respect from others, self-esteem, and confidence without sex in your life.

>>35798914

i don't think it's supposed to be that you can only get up a tier when you have all the tiers below it.

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>>35798723
you think you would go outside?

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>>35798735
or would you find some other inside comfort?

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>>35798744
All i know is I would miss you

I don't really like insecure girls. If you try saying something remotely nice it doesn't phase them.

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>>35798692
Fuck what you're saying. I'm more interested in that picture. Those latex gloves are getting to me.

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>>35798692
Since the last time I had an insecure gf with no confidence.
>lol babe you're so pretty
>"no I'm not I'm too skinny/fat/stupid/pale/my forehead is too big, etc. I don't even deserve you. You're going to leave me. I hate my life."

Day in and day out of just that same shit all the time gets fucking annoying.

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>subreddits
Get out.

origenil

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Nope, it's just you OP.

No. I'm short and ugly. Everyone assumes I have nothing going on besides my job. Correctly.

>>35798605
My sister hates me with all her passioncand heart.
she might as well try to attack me if she ever see me again

Only sibling I have is a half sister, and my bio dad got cucked by a nigger. I havent seen my dad or my sister in a hot minute, and my sister is still pretty young so she doesnt give a shit about me.
Wonder how my life woulda been if I grew up with siblings...

>>35798605
My sister is being born next week, so that's cool. My parents are in their late 30's, they had me very young. Still married after 19 years, they're a normie success story.

Nah, it happens.
Just avoid it in the future if possible, don't make a habit of it, etc.

>>35798549
Do it again so she gets the message. Preferably when soft, for that extra "slappy" effect.

>>35798549
Nope.
Achievement Unlocked - slap sis in the face with your dick

but those things do help

What she said doesn't help, that's true

>>35798554
In what way ?

Please elaborate originalio

>>35798514
I haven't tried it but probably interpals. I bet there are tons of girls desperate to escape their shitholes and come to work at Dunkin Donuts in glorious America.

>>35798595
I'll try this, I forgot about interpals

I just want to be in a position of power over qt foreigners, t-that's all