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>>34595089
Neat creative idea

>>34595089
Nice, you did it. Will play it as I go to sleep and report tomorrow if it was comfy to fall asleep to

>>34595089
>R9K inspired podcast

what would that be like?

>>34595034
I look like that on the inside.

>>34595034
Fuck. He's like a good-looking version of me.

>>34595054
i act like that

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>>34595032
please, please please please

i am unworthy

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>>34595057
OK i see where this is going, one last shot i guess
please check these dubbs

>>34595032
My hair is straight and I look like a disgusting slav. Be grateful for the curls, anon.

why else would you be leftwing?

Leftism is the ideology of avoiding responsibilities.

Why is every right winger nowadays either a laid off unskilled cuckold, an overcompensating sexless racist, or a dogmatic clown?

>>34594956
>gf

hate to break it to you anon...

>>34594956
Trust me OP, you don't want to stick your dick on Tumblr. Those cunts are crazy

>>34594966
She's a girl anon
>>34594956
But~ she's a dyke.

>>34594893
>a few /r9k/ threads as usual
>fph on /fit/
no dubs :(

>>34595800

Look anon, you got'em :D

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>>34595888
looks like you got trips

>>34594854
what is exactly wrong with that picture?

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>>34594854

>tfw every birthday gets worse and worse

>>34594933
why tho?

do you get punched in the balls on your birthday?!

Femanon here. What do you say the traits women see as attractive OP?

>be op
>men like me
>assume to be predominantly likeable
>women dont give shit
>?????
>women's taste is disgusting im not changing myself

>>34595063

Who said it's disgusting you mongoloid? I said it's different for obvious reasons.

Louis Theroux, Planet Earth 1&2

"Just old footage of the British Broadcasting Channel, I had to use it for a history class once"

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I was showing my gf something online and she saw my "Preg" folder. I stuttered and told her it was an anime. I think she knows.

i'm probably going to kill myself after I turn 21

>>34594793
Why when you turn 21?

quality & original bumping thread.

>>34594703
Nice.

Who else /makesthingsuponline/ here?

>>34594703
most people lie on their CVs at least a little, but it's a bad idea since it will become obvious you dont actually know what youre talking about once you are in an interview or have to work there for more than a few minutes

>>34594703
Here's what my experience was:

>me and friends were computer nerds in hs
>spent all our time in our respective basements coding and playing vidya
>but no real ambitions, just kinda fucked around
>poor ass town, poor ass families
>no college, the three of us were neet for a little while, then worked shit jobs bc no resumes
>eventually decided to register a domain
impressivesoundingconsultants.com
>created pro website using a template
>got google voice number as main "company" number
>plenty of "testimonials" and bs on the site about how good the "company" was
>gave out each other's phone #s for direct line to "references"
>eventually all got good jobs in city, pretty easily
>commute was shit long for a while until we saved up enough bux and got a place together
>now wagecuck it up but for decent money
>not bad

>>34594668
Nah they look a bit tight on you. Maybe you should get a larger more baggy pair.

>>34594668
hwo shluld i now

Jeez the perfection of her nails...

stop watching fucking porn you degenerate.

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BLACKED was literally and unironically created by a jewish man.

whenever i see a nigger i cant stop thinking

nigger nigger nigger is he gonna nig is he gonna rob no he just stand der being a nog

>posts on /lgbt/
>Why are you guys all faggots?

>>34594678
this is the autism i'm talking about, why are you like this buddy?

>>34594656
As far as I know i'm not. Depressed as fuck though.

>>34594642
I thought Louis Cuck King was a decent comedian, but that's just rambling with a tiny bit of humour injected in.

>>34594642
I can't believe I used to like him so much. I'm not even the typical woman hating robot, this bit is just not that funny and really stupid. plus his stance on Clinton being the best choice just because she's got a vagina and shot out a kid before made her better than Bernie. Just fucking stupid

his humour style, literally doesn't matter what he says

he's just a fat ginger jew with a good comedic timing and a head like a ballsack