>match with a girl on Tinder
>she says she's really into Dad Bods
>I'm not horrendously fat but I have no clue whether or not I'm skinny enough to justify using that phrase
What the fuck
Why is this body type a thing
And why did we need to equate it with fatherhood
>listening to what women say they want
they don't even know what they want.
>>37903570
Judging by my previous luck I'm almost 100% certain it's not me
>tfw dropping a tomahawk missile after eating mexican
>>37903512
Are you trying to be the new Tomokofag or something?
>tfw taking a RYOBI flamethrower after eating Kung Pao
>>37903512
You ate a Mexican?
HAVE YOU EVA MET A NIGGA WHO WAS HIGH STRUNG
Is it weird to buy jewellery for your sister?
>>37903417
Not at all. Remember to tell her how much you love her when you give it to her.
>tfw met girl on r9k
>tfw she isn't a trap
>tfw she likes everything that i like
>tfw she's my gf now
>>37903079
tell us your ways you piece of shit
>>37903136
Honestly, anon she and I talked about why people on /r9k/ can't get girlfriends, and we both said that everyone's mindset here is absolutely terrible. And also they're not looking in the right places, either.
>tfw met girl on r9k
>tfw she isn't a trap
>tfw she likes everything that i like
>tfw she's chad's gf now
find the robot lads
>>37903386
had a nice little chuckle thank you OP
>>37903386
>pandarians keep fucking white women
Just disgusting. Do these women have any self respect dating outside their own species?
Anon your new dog tag code is
QEBku
how do you respond?
>>37903374
Thanks, where am I being deployed to sarge?
>>37903405
youre going to fight the jihad choose your class soldier
>>37903434
Can I be a drone pilot? I don't want to die
>tfw she will never greet you with an open palm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIXOyZJfZWI
Why aren't you fuckers fighting back against women and feminism like MGTOW? These guys are out there doing shit and influencing pop culture, what are you dumb degenerates doing? Fapping to anime? Get out there and start fighting feminists on their own turf.
>>37902938
Why would I fight feminists? Feminism brings about the destruction of western civilization. I want society to crumble so I can watch normalfags die
Nothing we used to have some kind of balls but lately it's filled with normie white knighting progressive beta numale cucks that will call you a bitter virgin for calling an obvious whore a whore in hopes of getting a "fembot" gf it's fucking retarded. The thing is these people aren't even good looking chads and normies or staceys they're just your average bottom of the barrel skinny fat losers that look like shit and would never habe the balls to talk shit to you irl let alone bench 250lbs yet think they're better than some of the people here because they think everyone here is a neet virgin. It's laughable.
Been here since 2012 I got married in 2015 but I still come here because my heart stays red pilled. I even red pilled my wife. It's a losing battle for young little boys everywhere when numales like this keep encouraging degeneracy and regressive behavior in the name of progression.
>>37902938
MGTOW isn't fighting, it's giving up.
What is your favorite drug? Why do you take it? How does it make you feel?
>only the most pathetic beta males get off to futanari
>most teens have sex by age 18
>>37903200
you mean by 16..
>>37903305
Depends on the country desu
>>37903200
>worrying about what the majority do
Comparing yourself to others. This... is why you fail.
During your miserable days as a lad (or maybe today) have you ever have severe emotional detachment to something not a physical person?
Pic related for me
>>37903144
I miss toonami i miss being a kid i miss dbz i miss outlaw star i miss sailor moon i miss batman i miss superman
>tfw you deeply wish you had anti-depressants even though you know they literally would do nothing because you're depressed from life and other people, not chemicals
>>37903137
is your picture a girl or girl(male)? this is important
i never used those things but i don't trust them a lot. Brain chemistry is something i don't think we should fuck with.
>>37903154
probably male considering the artist
Former robot here.
>was depressed, socially anxious, suicidal, a virgin, 3 time/day masturbator, you name it I was it.
The cure is actually nofap. I seriously don't give a shit about anything these days. I put my phone away for half the day and don't even care to look at it later. I can hit on girls and not even give a shit, be cool, and they always fucking like it. My posture is A1 now, and I feel fucking godlike. Sex is great btw. Have three girls on my dick at the moment.
Oh and I can't help but laugh my fucking ass off at you beta cucks. I figured gotta give back tho since I was a robot for ages. Robots are fucking pathetic though, find it hilarious how I actually related to you shits before nofap.
good threade i read it
>>37903126
Are you lifting weights?
>>37903392
I'd also like to know this anon