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What should I do for father's day?
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put papa's info into an online life expectancy calculator to see how many more father's day cards you'll have to buy
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I really hated Michelle Obama. Why the fuck is the president's wife dicking around on iCarly?
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Idk my dad doesnt talk to me anymore since im 14, has own family
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> tfw can't find a single NEET girl that would like to hang out in this post soviet country
> all of them get uppity that I don't have a job or education
> no female interaction in forever since the ones that I do find tend to just smoke,drink and consider studying and working 2 jobs at the same time to be a requirement.
> will never have a girl friend to hang out outside sometimes or watch movies together and play vidya> I'm not even a guy so you'd think it would be easy
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>can't find/meet a person that leaves their house as little as possible
the fuck do you expect
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>>37794597
>berating a woman's intelligence
What did you expect?
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>>37794631
(You)s
Thanks faggot
probably not original
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>tfw skinny manlet with giant head
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>tfw depressed
>tfw nobody cares about me because im a 5'6 ugly boy depressed and not a qt girl
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jorge i care about you
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>tfw you're depressed
>tfw your oneitis scorns you and abandons you for it
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Robots, I need some emotional support. I just came to the realization that a girl I fell in love with in college and who was a 10/10 (at least to me) has now become fat and unattractive. What's more, throught the past few months I've found she's a feminist SJW-type. I knew she was artsy and liberal but I guess I never grasped HOW liberal. This has all just been such a slap in the face considering she barely gave me the time of day (I successfully asked her out for coffee once) and I fell for her HARD. This girl embodied physical perfection to me and now... Seeing her end up like this when I know she could have been much better with me (at VERY least she wouldn't have ended up a hammo) has really got me down.
tl;dr I feel like I've been woken up from the best dream of my life and have awakened into a continuing hell, but it's not hell its reality. Please help me. I just need somebody to talk to right now to tell me its gonna be okay. Please
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Take few a deep breaths, go for a walk, try to keep things in perspective. I fell in love with a girl who didn't want me back in college too, so I know what it's like. Remember that people have their own lives to live. You can't hold yourself responsible for the choices other people make. Also, if you feel like being in love with a girl who didn't love you back was the best dream of your life, you need to take a good look at your life. It's best not to project your expectations and fantasies onto people, especially girls. If she turned into a feminist hambeast, she probably wasn't the image of perfection you thought she was to begin with. Shedding these delusions can be painful, but remember you did this to yourself when you put her on a pedestal. And even if she is a nice girl, there are other nice girls out there. She's not the only one. If I were you I would focus more on how to take advantage of opportunities you might have in the future, instead of beating yourself up over something that didn't go your way. You can't win 'em all. Go clean your room or go to the gym or do one of the million dumb little things you know you need to do, it'll clear your head.
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>in my bed with this girl
>we were at a party
>both pretty drunk
>we're sleeping
>suddenly, I wake up
>she's leaving the bed
>lies down on my couch
>ask her what's up
"You were kicking around in your sleep, don't worry it's not a big deal I'll just sleep on the couch"
My autistic subconsciousnes keeps me from having nice things.
>Mfw
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I want Vanille to sit on my face and let me taste her vanilla scented pussy and ass.
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>Not posting real best girl
What's wrong with you, brah?
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Why do you think we need to know this? Why?
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>>37794584
It's important.
Originally
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Man job: production
Man reward: sex
Woman job: sex
Woman reward: resource
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Does r9k understand why no vagina
Production = sex
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Anons please post your /r9k/ type of discord so we can all get together and delay suicide
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I hate discord and you op
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7HFvQQ4
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6yBhAux
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l'm afraid of being alive
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Me too, OP. Living feels like continuous stress to me. I get relief only when I'm completely alone.
When did you first realize this was an issue for you?
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Hahaha this faggot is afraid of being alive hahaha
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Do your best, fellow robot ! 2017-06-18 12:32:38 Post No.37793720
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Do your best, fellow robot !
Kamina
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I see too much sadness and despair on this desolated land, and I do not appreciate it. From now on, I will come every day on this board to bring what you people lack the most : hopes and motivation.
Life is harsh. I know it well. YOU know it well. Each day I come here and try my best to be stimulating but I'm no normie having a cool life full of social contact. You surely have heard some of them giving advice on how to improve your life with 'be yourself', 'it's not that hard to get a gf' or 'nothing is impossible'.
I hate them. They don't know what they're talking about. When you listen to them, they sounds like that you just have to ask to obtain what you want. If it was possible, I'd throw crippling depression, social anxiety and bad looks right into their fucking faces and say 'Is that so ? Show me then, I'm curious'.
You may be in a situation worse than mine, robots, and I don't know what you've been through. But I know how it feels to be at home all day, staring at the screen, wondering what you have done with your life, watching people outside making something of their lives. I don't wish anyone to feel it. No matter what you do, the world outside will remain the same. The same bullshit, the same wickedness, the same hypocrisy.
Robots, don't let this world crush you. Right now, you are alive. Show to this world you exist. I'm with you. If it was possible, I'd teleport right next to you and make you shout 'I won't let myself be !'. Forget the others, concentrate on yourself. Concentrate on what you want to do. And DO IT !
Failure isn't an end, it's the first step to success.
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Just finished re-watching TTGL for the fourth time
it just fills me up with determination like nothing will ever do
>woke up early today, something i'm not used to, and feeling good most of all
>looked out of my window.
>the blue sky welcomes me
>*breathes in*
>"ORE WA DARE DATO OMOTE YAGUARU"
>i'll reach it
>my goals, my dreams
>i'll take it all
>i want it all
>*piercing heavens intensifies*
>proceed to do 2 sessions of 100 push-ups
>unbreakeablewill.jpg
>actualy getting work done
>feeling good
>feeling like i can do stuff
>not because someone told me i can
>but because i trust in my own self
>i trust in the me that believes in me
>if obstacles appear i'll pass right through them
>the sound of my steps walking my own path will echo in the vacuum of space
>and if the time ever comes when i must leave
>i'll leave a whole where i stopped, so others can fill that hole with their own desires, their own path
>i am
>therefore, i must drill
legit considering getting a Dai-gurren brigade tattoo, this fucking anime has helped me so much throughout the years it's not even funny
KEEP GOING LADS, I'LL SEE YOU ALL AT THE EVENT HORIZON!
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Words are useless. You're not helping anybody. You're just making YOURSELF feel better by being delusional and thinking that you are helping people. You're not.
Oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh
Saebyeok siganman doemyeon
Niga gyesok saenggakna
Oh oh oh, Oh oh oh oh
Sureun hanjanhaetjiman
Chwihaeseoneun aniya
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moosun norae gasaim
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>talking to potential new best (only) friend
>he is a total normie, very polite
>things going great
>starts telling me how his parents malnutritioned him as a child and that's why his bones are weak
>I try to relate by telling him "wow malnutritioning a child causes a myriad of lifelong problems, any parents who do that should be executed"
>"did you just say my parents should be executed? wtf man"
>n-no
>he never wants to speak to me again
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>make normie friends
>go out with them
>We stumble on a person with downs walking past
>I say I don't get it why a person would keep their kid if they know it'd have downs
>They look at me funny
>I keep going
>I honestly think that people with genetic disorders should get castrated because- (they didn't let me finish[was going to say "it's better to make those disorders go extinct than keep them going in the gene pool])
>Chad of the group truns around and tells me it's my time to go
Fucking normalfags.
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Honestly just thinking back to elementary school
>kid talks up how his dad abandoned his mom
>i say something about how that's shitty and he sucks for doing that
>grabs me by the collar and threatens to beat my shit in for talking bad about his dad
I don't get it
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Hermit lifestyle before suicide.
Do you feel like a failure? Do you hate society and it's inhabitants? You can remove yourself from that and go live in the woods. If the climate in your country is really cold you can survive by moving into another country.
Yes the preparations for that will take a few months but even with a minimal wage job you can afford to travel and take some basic supplies with you.
>Take 4weeks worth of food
>Tools to hunt animals(Air rifles for small birds and squirrels, actual firearms for rabbits and others)
>Tools to build shelter
>Water purifier
>Fire starter kit
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Nah.
I have a house with a tv and shit.
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Why go that far though? If you save up money wagecucking in a big city you'll have enough to move to a small town and live there cheaply for years. No need to move into the woods and end up living off cockroaches or whatever.
Most robots would probably survive only a day without Internet and grocery stores anyway.
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chickswithdicks.com
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