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Manlet 2017-09-05 08:06:32 Post No.39542871
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Manlet Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:06:32 Post No. 39542871 [Report] [View this topic]

That's it, I can't take it.
I'm 5'7.5 ft, 171.5 cm. I'm White.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:08:15 Post No.39542914
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>>39542871
The avg. height of women is 5'4"

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>>39542871
whats so bad about being small? is attention from women really that fucking important to you?

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>white
Failing at life on easy mode

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:02:36 Post No. 39542786 [Report] [View this topic]

You're about to jump off a bridge, but you have earphones in your ears, listening to music.
What song do you listen to as you fall to your demise?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUFWXpYJKaI

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:04:20 Post No.39542816
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eQQKVKjifQ

Imagine falling off a bridge with everyone watching you while listening to this

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>>39542786
god i wish i lived in San Francisco

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLj5OUsE2h8

Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:05:41 Post No.39542850
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>>39542786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp3jda591M4

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:01:15 Post No. 39542759 [Report] [View this topic]

incest/grope stories thread

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:08:25 Post No.39542922
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>>39542759
I find panty sniffer stories the most entertaining. There's something about the level of desperation someone must be experiencing that they feel the only way to relieve it is to sniff their own relatives underwear that just fascinates me. I don't even hate them or think they're degenerate, just purely interesting.

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>>39542922
>find pair of underwear on the ground in older sisters room
>brown, crusty stain in the back

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>>39542975
did you sniff them

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:59:33 Post No. 39542720 [Report] [View this topic]

So I was jerking it to zombie porn and I saw this art that I like stylistically so I wanted to save it to find the artist later. I search up the text in the bottom right corner "little taboo" on google and I click on the first link thinking it was their tumblr, but right after I noticed the URL was too short and seeing what only looked like a website for CP I click right the fuck out of there, luckily I didn't see anything. Am I fucked? I didn't even mean to go there.

Pic related.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:05:10 Post No.39542841
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>cp
>not in the darkweb

Pick one

Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:43:17 Post No.39543666
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:43:17 Post No.39543666 [Report]

None of the files on the page work

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>>39543666
It's a honeypot baka. You're on the list now.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:58:46 Post No. 39542704 [Report] [View this topic]

you will never have a cute gf, look at this pic, an ugly male with a beautiful female, this is unnatural

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:30:17 Post No.39543385
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jason zimmerman is /ourguy/

Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:32:15 Post No.39543422
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>>39542704
>I see you haven't touched your food. Is it because you're disgusted by my baldness
>lol yeah

Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:33:35 Post No.39543452
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Pretty women statistically have happier LTRs with uglier men

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Oneitis Thread 2017-09-05 07:58:30 Post No.39542695
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Oneitis Thread Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:58:30 Post No. 39542695 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here /over their oneitis/? How did it happen? I'll start.

>be in love with girl
>really good friends, she actually understands my jokes and makes really good ones too
>self-aware and redpilled, but a naturally happy person who sees the beauty in everything
>she's fucking married
>finally quit talking to her because it hurts too much
>get back in touch a year later
>she's a fucking alcoholic

Absolutely DROPPED m80s. Having a year of no contact helped. She's a different person now. Way more hateful and cynical than she was.

Tl;dr: oneitis changed as a person and I feel nothing for her now. Feels amazing.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:12:17 Post No.39543007
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>>39542695
>had e-gf for a couple years when I was 17-18
>we sent each other letters in the mail on special occasions like birthdays and holidays
>said we loved each other.m
>we never met and eventually drifted apart
>35 now
>every few years I have a dream where we finally meet, she hugs me deeply and says goodbye
>look her up
>still single, successful, and beautiful
>She wouldn't love me now
>I love and hate these dreams

Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:37:48 Post No.39543551
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>>39543007
Jesus... The nightmare
I'm always thinking that I'll be successful and happy without my oneitis eventually and she will wish she chose me ..

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>be 14 yr old me
>really cute polite girl in my class
>different than all the roasties
>talk to her a lot
>start falling in love with her
>she laughs about my jokes
>shares lots of interests
>asks for my number
>spend hours texting
>she gives me all signs, that she likes me back
>tooautistictoreadthesigns.JPEG
>too shy to ask her out
>she leaves for Chad

She is still in my class. But I don't have any feelings for her anymore, just ignored them till they went away.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:56:43 Post No. 39542664 [Report] [View this topic]

>browsing book store
>see this INFJ qt
wat do?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:58:30 Post No.39542696
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>>39542664
Avoid her whilst looking for my book but whilst there she never leaves my mind.

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>taking that "intellectual" picture in front of the graphic novels and gaming sets
o im laffin

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>wearing that much makeup
I'd ask if the circus was in town ffs

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Looking for friends 2017-09-05 07:55:45 Post No.39542651
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Looking for friends Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:55:45 Post No. 39542651 [Report] [View this topic]

tldr: I am lonely, need friends. Where can I find them (only internet tho, because I am an anxious wreck when it comes to stuff like that)?

I am desperately seeking friends since I realized how lonely I got and how my mental health suffered from that.
I admit that it is hard to really get with me at first, because it is difficult for me to begin friendships in the first place (like what do I say? How can I hold the conversation when we just got to know each other? Will they get the right impression of me?et cetera).
I thought about online communities, apps or something like that? Maybe a kik group? I guess it would be easier for me to communicate in groups.

I am located in western Europe.

Thank you in advance guys!

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:58:39 Post No.39542701
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:58:39 Post No.39542701 [Report]

You need a discord, son

gg/qPCcD

Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:59:39 Post No.39542724
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>>39542701
If you've never used discord before, put "discord." in front and then plug it into your browser

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>>39542651
Where in Western Europe?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:51:20 Post No. 39542556 [Report] [View this topic]

Femanons, does sperm play a significant role in your sexual fantasies? If so what is it, being cummed and being impregnated? Or something else?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:01:44 Post No.39542773
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:01:44 Post No.39542773 [Report]

All of the above, it's great stuff.

Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:35:05 Post No.39543488
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>>39542773
Are you single or are a femstacy

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:36:08 Post No.39543515 [Report]

My fantasy is to have to drink a huge pitcher of cum for breakfast lunch and dinner. If I could live solely on semen and survive that would be the ideal for me.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:50:37 Post No. 39542542 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw bf got me flowers and ice cream today
he's so cute I love him so much~

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 08:08:03 Post No.39542910
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>>39542542
Lmao u gay as hell nigga
~~teach me how to catch a bf~~

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>>39542542

If you eat the ice cream you will get fat and he'll leave you

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>>39542542
>>tfw bf got me flowers and ice cream today
>he's so cute I love him so much~
Dumb sissy anime boi.

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Parent Hate Thread Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:49:24 Post No. 39542516 [Report] [View this topic]

>When are you going to give us grandkids?

I don't know, mum and dad. When are you going to give me genetics that aren't shit tier and completely undesirable in the eyes of everyone I meet?

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:51:13 Post No.39542555
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>When are you planning on getting a job?

I'm too autistic for the world of work.

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>live with my mother
>mother spends 30 minutes every day whining about work shit when I'm jobless
>I get a job
>show any slight sign of distaste for working
>she immediately becomes argumentative and acts like there's something wrong with me

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>during my teen years my dad would yell at me for being a "lazy piece of shit" yet whenever I tried to help around the house I got yelled at for doing it wrong
Other than this type of shit my parents are alright though.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:48:42 Post No. 39542499 [Report] [View this topic]

FUCK YOU ROASTIE CUNT I HATE YOU
HOW COUDL YOU NOT CARE AT ALL

HOW STUPIX AM I TO BELIEVE YOUR BOLDFACE FUCKIN LIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:53:09 Post No.39542592
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:53:09 Post No.39542592 [Report]

oh no OP

whats wrong

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>>39542499
Actually i'm feeling the same OP

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:55:34 Post No.39542647 [Report]

>trusting a girl that wears chokers
Tell us what happened anon.

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Sweet Sixteenth 2017-09-05 07:46:23 Post No.39542465
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Sweet Sixteenth Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:46:23 Post No. 39542465 [Report] [View this topic]

How did my fellow robots spend their sweet 16th?

I'll start and set the bar

>wake up
>parents casually say happy birthday before going to work and give some cheapo cards
>go to upper school and have to take a religious studies, English and geography mock test.
>one of my 5 friends remember's and casually drops it
>come home and get a cake and a tenner
>cry myself to sleep

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:51:27 Post No.39542559
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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:51:27 Post No.39542559 [Report]

Fuck I think I know who you are. I'm so sorry man

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>>39542465
Jesus Christ I don't remember that shit I'm 32 years old.

I guess I probably spent it being worried about the post 9/11 political climate. I mean just barely post 9/11 like the dust had barely settled on ground zero.

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>>39542559
throw a name at me no way

>>39542613
shit man that's such an interesting time to be alive. it was a world changing time to endure. what we're you afraid of compred to what actually happened

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:46:14 Post No. 39542462 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is raping traps illegal?
It's like raping a ghost. Who gives a fuck? By no means would I ever have consensual sex with one. Better believe I violate every hole given the chance.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:47:33 Post No.39542479
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>>39542462
you have topped the most retarded post. congrats

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>>39542462
>dick that fucking small

no wonder he feels the need to dress up as a girl.

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>>39542521
this is the best pic iv ever seen

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:44:49 Post No. 39542438 [Report] [View this topic]

>helping out with a community theater production because I have nothing better to do, doing the lights/music
>it's a kid's show
>suppose it's going to be easy, and it is
>out of nowhere one of the little girls starts acting flirty around me

>it's
>a
>fucking
>8
>year
>old

>"you're so tall and mature, anon"
>wtf?
>just give her short responses and go on with what im supposed to be doing
>she always ends up near me when I'm out of the box and with the directors

Gen z is fucked, boys. Be glad you're all kissless virgins because if you ended up a family man, you'd just raise a degenerate like little miss pedobait.

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Anonymous 2017-09-05 07:45:32 Post No.39542447
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>Gen Z
Girls have always been like that.

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>not wanting to fuck an 8 year old
You fucked up, mate.

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>>39542447
Yeah, maybe at fucking 16, not 8 anon.

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