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>Be blackbot
>KHV finally manage to swing a girl
>everything going great
>she slights me and won't respond to me
>AUTISMACTIVATE.jpg
>still won't respond, getting pretty heated
>she fucked Tyrone I know it
>no reason to live as last speck of optima is crushed
>have to make her feel my pain, feel responsible
>Glock up

JOY LANE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BAM BAM

>beta uprising pt deuce
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He's still out there btfw
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This man is a hero, maybe I should kill the Whiteys at my colleg
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>killing an elderly man instead of the woman that burned you

total faggot desu

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>robots go on a school trip together

last digit tell you in which group you belong
>1 whore everyone fucks but no one really likes
>2 that weird guy who doesnt talk about anything but anime
>3 that guy who no one likes who will shoot up his school
>4-6 normie
>7 that bpd kid wich doesnt talk to anyone because he got molested as a kid and will kill him self when hes 16
>8-9 "cool kids"
>0 teacher
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>>36323545
Rolling for two because that's seems the most like me
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I am roll amigo
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>>36323605
we share the same fate normie
>feelsbad.jpg

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>Tfw hormone issues
>Tfw can only grow hair in a little spot under my lip
>Tfw 5'7
>Tfw gyno
>Tfw sterile
>Tfw no sex drive

Should I kill myself and hope for reincarnation
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The acquisition of a condition lends significance to ones existence. An illness, a cross to bear. Some people go from condition to condition; they cure one, and another pops up to take its place. The condition becomes a work of art in itself, a shadow version of the real creative act the victim is avoiding by expending so much care cultivating his condition.

A victim act is a form of passive aggression. It seeks to achieve gratification not by honest work or a contribution made out of ones experience or insight or love, but by the manipulation of others through silent (and not-so-silent) threat. The victim compels others to come to his rescue or to behave as he wishes by holding them hostage to the prospect of his own further illness/meltdown/mental dissolution, or simply by threatening to make their lives so miserable that they do what he wants.

Casting yourself as a victim is the antithesis of doing your work. Dont do it. If youre doing it, stop.
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>>36323499
>>Tfw no sex drive
You're literally a free man.
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>No sex drive
You're on the wrong board friend. This is the board where everyone complains about tfw no gf for all eternity

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Easter Ballbusting thread. Come talk to a couple that have been into Ballbusting for 8 years now, daily. 23 and 21 years old. Feel free to chat about anything or ask anything.
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How are your fucking balls doing?
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>>36323717
Pretty good, let the wife punch them this morning while i got off. But it was only for about 20 minutes so they've had plenty of time to recover
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>>36323915
>The Ballbust ''Chronic''les
Soon, near you.

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Found that my gf has been romantically texting another dude recently, she just added him on fb this week. She says is not cheating and was just a little attracted to him. I broke up whit her and told her she is a slut.

Never trust females bros, specially the kind that has blue hair.
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>>36323411
From experience my dude, all I can say is to get a hold of yourself and don't become too attached with this kind of females.
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>>36323411
>I broke up whit her and told her she is a slut.

Good man.

She has blue hair though. I really don't know what you were expecting. Hindsight is 20/20 I guess
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>>36323411
You did the right thing.

Today OP was not a fag

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D-d-does anybody know some good l-lewd visual novels I can buy on steam. They look pretty fun from animes I've seen that have them. bonus points if you know any good gay ones
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>>36323401
Why are you faggots even here
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love ribbon
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>>36323401
VNs on steam are only all ages and usually complete utter fucking shit.

I spend my days only playing VNs so if you want some recs I can give a few. Not much gay shit, but there some decent otome I guess. (Protag is a girl and you fall in love with boys)

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Hello guys, just here again for my routine check-up on r9k since I've started my brownpilled life!

Last time, I got some really nice constructive feedback from other people, as well as heartwarming messages describing just how effective brownpilling has been for others! As always, I'll do my best to describe to you guys some of the amazing health benefits that brownpilling, or as the uninitiated may describe it, eating excrement can bring you!

First and foremost, we all know how vital it is to get essential nutrients and vitamins from your diet. Well, I'd like to inform you people that human faeces actually has one of the highest nutrient concentrations of any food on the planet! On top of that, it's worth noting that eating excrement can boost your confidence - that seems like something people who browse this board could really use, am I right? Scientific studies have proven that eating the faeces of confident individuals has a direct positive correlation with your own confidence!

In addition to this, when you're living the supremely fine life of a brownpilled alpha male, you need not purchase expensive silly colognes from disgusting companies such as Hugo Boss and Ralph Lauren. No need for such vile scents when your own faeces can provide you with a manly, musky scent. We've all seen how effective marking your territory with excretions has proven to be in the wild - why not mark yourself?

I've taken the liberty of attaching an image of my latest home-made project to this post - this fine delicacy was made with love over the course of only 2 weeks! I'm planning on cooking this one for 2-3 hours at a low simmer in a ceramic pan, with some light seasonings such as olive oil and oregano.

Now that I've proposed all these wonderful ways that consuming your own colon conjurings can improve your life, I have but one thing to ask you fine individuals - why haven't you taken the brownpill yet?
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>>36323389
Because I have enough trouble getting freinds/job/gf/self respect/happynes/affection/feeling of fulfilment/over anxiety/over self hatred.

>though it is only bait your suggestion would make these impossible tasks even more so
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>>36323389
TALK ABOUT A SHIT POST HOLY MOLLY PROLLY.
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>>36323389
There is something so arousing about excrement.

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Tried to commit suicide today. Needless to say, didnt work out. Now I have to go to a Psychiatric Ward for a week.

I fucking failed at even killing myself. Life is beyond ridiculous. I had the knife ready and everything too.

Now I feel like a family disgrace. Wishing more than ever I did it faster.

Anyways, see you in a week robots.
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>>36323372
>I had the knife ready
No you really didn't, this was a pathetic call for attention.
Knives don't take long. You didn't want to die. You are a disgrace.

Don't come back.
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>>36323468
>Implying
You're probably just an edgy kid if you really think its as simple as stabbing yourself. First of all, a knife wound can take awhile to bleed you out. Second of all, you have to leave a final note.
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You are pathetic and don't deserve any sympathy.

>you have to leave a final note

what are you 21-22?

Nothing you do will ever make a difference. Nothing will ever change. You'll live as a useless nothing draining those who 'love' you until they all realize they have to let you go and give up on you.

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I have a gf , can i stay?
I really dont want to leave , this board is pretty comfy ..
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>>36323281
No die.
Die.
Die.
Die.
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You can stay on as long as you don't conform to societies arbitrary standards.
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>>36323281
If you don't rub it in our faces how will we know?

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>goes on Easter killing spree and blames females over it
>helps spread the narrative that females better watch what the fuck they do
>tips his hat
Is he /ourguy/ fellow robots?
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What's the story Anon, or are you just memeing?
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BIack lives matter!!
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>punishes women by killing only men

Men are retarded when it comes to women. Women are literally the causes of all of the world's problems, no memes. And yet men decide to kill other men in frustration. Eliot Rodger did this too, killed only men.

Tupac said it best, "When hoes get horny niggas die".

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Serious question, where do I watch animal cruelty videos? Everything in google is some gay ass article
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>>36323190
That's not very nice to watch those
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>>36323206
I know, but curiosity has gotten to me. I want to watch videos of animals screaming in pain and agony
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>>36323190
Are you ten years old? Holy fuck lmao

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Who scares you more, the religious right or the social justice left?
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>>36323189
the religious right are a bunch of senior citizens who are dying fast. the SJW left will be around for longer
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>>36323249
That's not entirely true. There are some real psychos out there. They busted up that group here in Michigan that wanted to overthrow the government to bring about the end times. I am much more scared of them. If this country collapses I might be living under a white Christian isis. I'm a white Christian myself but that seems entirely unappealing. It's shit like this that has me thinking up schemes to move to Canada.
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They are both fucked up shit, and I wish to see them burn. Luckily it seems I can start with stacking snacks for that event soon.

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Ever go out to the mall and stuff , and you see these ugly chicks that wear a shit ton of makeup that just makes them look even uglier and then u see some Nordic girl who's hot af and just got out of bed, and think about just how cruel and unfair life is that no matter how these girls dress or how they do their hair or what makeup they wear, they will always be inferior to these other naturally pretty girls. Why do they even try
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"You won't be #1, why don't you die?"

Is basically your logic
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>>36323169
>be me
>spaniard, so pretty white
>walk by 6'2 dutch guy
>uncut dick (i'm american)
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>perfect white skin
FUCK WHY DO NORTH EUROPEANS GET TO LOOK SO GOOD! US MEDITERRANEANS HAVE TO DEAL WITH BROWN HAIR AND BROWN EYES AND OLIVEY SKIN.
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>>36323169
the girl on the left would be my ideal gf. readheads with green eyes..

Who wants to become lovers in our next lives? I promise I'll love you very much but we'll have to arrange things so we're born very close to each other or even in the same family ok
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How would you plan this?
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>>36323152
I've already given up on this life, so sure thing OP! Tell me more!
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>>36323198
W-well we have to find each other on the other side and decide where we want to reincarnate! It will probably prove to be difficult! Maybe if we can chose to be siblings it would be easier or maybe childhood friends! Then you have the problem of amnesia, even if we do that we'll probably won't remember shit when we get back here on earth in new bodies so we'll have to find a solution to recognize each other. L-look I'm working out the details ok please have faith!

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>see commercial
>black character is smart and resourceful
>white character is ill prepared and makes dumb decisions
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It's just modern society anon. TV is just cancer these days, it's even worse than /b/ imo
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>Advertisement
>Interracial relationship of any kind
Respect your ethnic ancestry you disgusting Jewwashed Normans
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>>36323125
It has been the other way around for decades. This one ad doesn't mean that the creators think that ALL whites are dumb and ALL blacks are smart.

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