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Anyone here regret voting for Trump?

Now he's going to take away our welfare and only help the rich people.

We need to Impeach him fast! Who's with me?
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nice try CTR, but nobody's gonna fall for that
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Me too!

After seeing all the evidence, I see that Trump really is not my president.
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>>35468672
>tfw didn't vote for Trump but now feel like I wouldn't be so opposed to it

eh, whatever, he won't and Hillary didn't anyway

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Are you bisexual if you've only been attracted to two men In your life?

Being "bi" sounds pretty cool and bohemian but I don't know if I deserve it desu.
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>>35468658
Sexuality is a spectrum. Maybe you like both sexes but you prefer women; or you are picky when it comes to men and not so much when it comes to women.
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>>35468658
A: NO

you're gay
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Technically yeah, but I get where you're coming from.

Its like meeting a girl and saying "I'm an artist" when you really just make offensive pepe memes, as opposed to someone who makes money doing commissions and shit.

Thats why us trap fappers just say we're straight most of the time, less confusing.

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>substance abuse doesnt fill the void anymore
What now?
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>>35468657
escapism and start self inserting into your fantasy worlds you'll have the time of your life just make sure no one hears you talking to yourself or they'll try to stop the fun.
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dose x2 until you overdose and die
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Now you see how much you've been destroying yourself and go sober and work on becoming a better, healthier person.

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Is it too autistic to go to a pool club and get a table by yourself?

I really want to play pool but I don't have anyone to go with and there are no pool clubs around here.

I don't mind playing by myself. I don't know how it would look to others though.
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>>35468646
Extremely deadly weaponized autistim
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>>35468646
why care how you look to others?
just go enjoy yourself
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>>35468678

This is not the board for such stupid "memes".

Go to >>>/pol/

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Lets hear about times you, or life, conspired to wreak normies
>that bitch in college who used to make fun of you for bring quiet got raped at a party
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>>35468614
I had a massive faggot douche classmate in high school
He killed himself after his marriage failed
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>>35468782
Always nice when karma catches up with normies.
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>That time you touched your cousin's pussy while she was sleeping and she moaned in her sleep
I miss her

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You're at the club and this girl comes up to you and slaps your gfs ass, what do?
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Ask her why she's flailing her arms around in the air like a fucking autist
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>>35468608
Who is this emo agatha bitchy I keep seeing?
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Turn 360 degrees and waltz away

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Is there any way to stop the feels without drugs?
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Double-barreled shotgun to the base of your skull
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>>35468583
>Is there any way to stop the feels without drugs?
Yes.
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just need to find something that preoccupies your mind so you dont get to feel. youll only feel when its the only thing you have to worry about, normies on the other hand worry about their girlfriend or their job not giving them enough hours.

if your problem is something you cant fix, you shouldnt worry about it.

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Try your luck, lads.

https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/default.htm
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QUIT LOOKIN AT THREADS FUCKING BUMP
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>tfw you go for the boobs too early
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>>35468655

>tfw Chad and Stacy cockblock you

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Girl who bullied me and my cousin in kindergarten
>She was always mean to me even in middle school, she was pretty much the person who laughs at you
>she got accidentally pregnant and partner left her
>she now has 2 yo kid and no husband/partner
>wohahaha
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doesn't make you stop beign a fat retarde piece of shit
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>girl in middle and high school was always mean to me
>talked shit to and about me to other people as well
>never really did anything besides be ugly around her
>fast forward two years into senior year of high school
>dropped about 30 pounds since then, got /fit/
>she tries to act nice to me
>dismiss every compliment she gives me with "thats nice"
>ends up getting pregnant by some chad

whores never win.
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>>35468573
Me:
>Has a gf
>travels
>Goes to college
>Does art
>good figure

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>tfw I've been planning my public suicide for as long as I could remember
>tfw just deciding on where it should exactly be
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>>35468515
>tfw just deciding on where it should exactly be
This implies the method is not dependent on location (such as jumping). How are you killing yourself?
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>>35468515
You should reveal the location with a lively game of Hangman
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>>35468531
I plan on just shooting myself.
I'm an amerifag *snickers* (obviously)

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Ive found out im getting laid later. Don't ask robots.

The problem is I've just masturbated about a half hour ago. How can I make myself horny and full of cum in the next 5 hours? Need real tips robots.
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>>35468496
tons of porn
>tons of porn
tons of porn
>tons of porn
tons of porn
>tons of porn
tons of porn
>tons of porn

Also fuck you for the emoji picture
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your mom doesnt count remember
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>>35468496
>How can I make myself full of cum in the next 5 hours?

unusual question anon, but, according to my knowledge, sucking miles of dick should do the trick

also sage for being a norman

Remind me again guys, why do you hate this movie?

I watched it for the first time in several years and It wasnt that bad, the only thing I disliked it is that Steve Carell ends with a aingle mom, but I think that is better than nothing, right?
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>>35468490
Robots hate this movie? But it's super funny.
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>>35468490
It's one of those unfunny comedy movies, which is why the guys here hate that movie. I doubt it's because of the ""plot.""
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>>35468507
It makes fun of them

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last thread died

ITT ghost of christmas yet to come

>30 + khv
>300-350 lbs (if im lucky)
>missing/rotted teeth
>potential organ failure from alocholism
>cigarette complications
>probably 2-3 times more autistic
>dead relationships with family
>no friends
>on 4chan
>saving enough neetbux to take a trip to Switzerland to get legally euthanized

i can do this all fucking day
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its like making toddlers eat vegetables responding to my fucking threads
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>>35468482

>saving enough neetbux to take a trip to Switzerland to get legally euthanized

that's the most robot thing I've ever read. How much is it?
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Shut the fuck up, retard.

You had choices in your life and you chose wrong. Going on a 1500kcal diet and exercising 45 mins a day isn't a tall order. Most people do it just by virtue of their daily routine.

Rotted teeth is directly correlated to your shit diet and lack of foresight. You could've at least gone to a dentist once a year to plug up the cavities.

You don't have organ failure from booze -- if you did you would be dead by now. If you mean, cirrhosis then, although your liver will eventually give out, you still have some time left.

Bitching on this cesspool is not going to make any of your emotional hang-ups disappear.

Retarded son of a bitch.

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Do you have internet friends anon?
internet friends are comfy
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a-are you my f-friend? pls respond
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>>35468475
most likely you are
are u in UK?
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>>35468465
I'm a part of a Normiegram "group" where people follow each other, and like and comment on each other's posts. I also ended up in another NG group, but I don't understand their language.

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Ok here goes nothing:

Have this fantasy of hooking up a beta boy who is naive and hopeless romantic. Have him do awkward advances at me as I string him along with occasional vague acknowledgments while mostly treating him with the cold shoulder.

Want him to dream about having me as his soulmate and having familly with me. Have him buy me flowers and stuff in a futile attempt to win my favor the way he was taught. During all this want to have meaningless animistic sex with men I've barely just met in cheap club toilets like a mindless animal driven by instincts, giving myself freely to superior men as cheap commodity.

Just the thought of it sends my mind racing. The contrast of him putting me as a perfect person that he tries so hard to attain as I lead him on a string all the while I'm being used as cheap cum rag by the real males is firing me up immensely.

I've talked to my psychologist about this and she said that it's not such a rare fantasy, although I shouldn't enact on It because it might end with another outbreak of depression, possibly setting me on a path of self destructive behavior.

Any other fembots share the same fantasy? Have you went trough with it?
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No, I don't. That's cruel af. I just want a nice guy who doesn't hate girls to play video games, watch arthouse films and read books and talk about them with.
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>>35468455

This has given me immense insight into female psychology. Thank you.
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>>35468489

Id think a normal man would get the cue pretty early on. It's like he will ever know either.

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