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We all know that "Chad" is the stereotypical alpha name here, but what is the stereotypical beta name?
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>>34929007
Mcintosh.
Just Mcintosh.
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tyler
origino
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>>34929007
You know there's probably a somewhat objective measure for this based off how words are pronounced, the most beta sounding one I can think of currently though is Peter.
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>Looks are everyth-
What's your excuse?
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>>34928805
I am not a rich millionaire who is famous in my home country.
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The bitch has her grotesque, rich husband provide for her and Chad's son.
Looks are everything.
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>>34928805
If I was rich, women would probably pretend to like me too.
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Are amerishits even human?
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>>34928714
please don't judge me from where I was born, OP. that's very rude
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>>34928714
No need to be mad that your country isn't great
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxXfHxceMg4
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>>34928714
no
mexico made that place retarded. turning people into trap posters.
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Why do white women love Indian men so much? Why do white women prefer to get POO'd over dating us?
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>>34928663
They don't. White women prefer white men, black women prefer black men. The only exception is Asian women, they prefer white men to asian men.
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>>34928663
why don't you ask whites women that? Robots won't be able to give you the answer, 99.9% of them are virgins for a reason anon.
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>argentina
>white
no way that's original
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>tfw 28 and no gf ever
>tfw scared of the ladies
>tfw 600k in trust fund money
>tfw still depressed
Discuss.
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>>34927917
excellent taste in music, anon. shit taste in making threads, however.
this is now a Beethoven thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZsDzGY1XA
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>>34927917
>discuss
what, no, fuck you, I'm 32 and worse off than you, kill yourself
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>>34927967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPHrwmaZ9-w
orrr3g
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Have you ever masturbated at school?
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No but I masturbated at work once and a coworker caught me in the stall so he threw me a porn magazine that he kept in his locker. Night shifts were chill like that
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I did in the middle of class, not a good experience...
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Yes, but a roastie saw the dried cum on the floor and thought it was glue.
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ITT: we post qtpies you know irl
No Chads or bitter robots allowed
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>>34927540
Because I know this thread is going to blow up due to MUH FEMBOT, I'd like to learn to love yourselves before trying to get into a relationship. Unconditional love is never presented in a gf/bf relationship so don't expect it. Relationships don't fix your problems. Seek professional or watch youtube videos on self-help. Don't let this website torture yourself.
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>>34927709
This is nice advice coming from this board, thank you!
>>34927540
I have the feeling the image was taken on Peru or Mexico, am I wrong?
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>>34927540
Can dykes post in here?
This fucker won't stop staring at me. Any tips on getting rid of this thing?
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Cum on its face
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>>34927096
I can barely see what it is.
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Spray him with your holy jizz.
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I told my therapist i was insecure about my 5'1 height, and she suggested I try embracing a more feminine child-like disposition for a little while and see how I feel. How can I do this? I'm a 20 year old male.
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>>34926959
looks like she wants you to try being a girl
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>>34927088
she wants me to try being more feminine, yeah. and like a kid. I just wanna know some ways cause she wasn't too specfic
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>>34927116
could always dress like a girl i really don't know what to tell you
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She sits next to you in class, what do?
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>>34926916
are you sure that's a she
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>>34926916
ask if i can braid her hair
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Be extremely careful to never look in her direction so she won't think I'm a disgusting subhuman
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How was your week, fat bros?
Me:
>At the supermarket, browsing the junk food aisles
>5 year old kid looks at me as he walks past with his mom
>He smirks and says "Your fat hahaha" (I wrote "your" because kids can't spell)
>what a nasty little cunt
>mfw
>his mom looks embarrassed and keeps walking
>At the next aisle, he is coming towards me again, trailing way behind his mom
>I pass his mom, she does her best to ignore me but I still take up much of her field of vision
>the kid sees me and starts smirking again
>I want to punch his smug skinny little face
>the kid is about to pass me, his mom has turned into the next aisle
>"Your fa..." WHACK
>As he walks past me I turn deliberately, without making eye contact, pretending not to see him
>The force of my shifting belly mass slams the kid against the shelves in the aisle with the full force of flab
>he lies there, looking dazed, and then starts crying
>His Mom didn't see as she was already in the next aisle
>I pretend I didn't notice as well and waddle away
>quickly pay for my snackies and drive home
>mfw I forgot to buy my fizzy drink
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>He smirks and says "Your fat hahaha" (I wrote "your" because kids can't spell)
I wrote you're when I was five.
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>>34926837
>gained 70 lbs in the last year
>starting to get winded going up stairs
>my old clothes are too tight
>I have a noticeable gut
>no luck with women before, can only imagine how bad it will be now
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I want to let you guys know that it's within your power to lose weight and turn your life around
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>psych recommends I go to group therapy for anxiety
>go there
>there are guys and girls my age
>before the session starts they are all flirting and catching up
>during the session they mention how anxiety has lead to their relationships being rocky
>psych asks me on front of everyone if I've ever had a relationship go south due to anxiety
>say I've never had a relationship
>people snicker and laugh
just fucking kill me desu
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You're supposed to stay in your room.
Every single thing belongs to normies.
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>>34926830
my moms fucking normie ass cat comes in my room and fucks my other cat who hides from him in here all of the time, even my fucking room is full of normies.
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>>34926887
You're just borrowing your room from normies. You don't own anything.
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What ever happen to him?
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I miss beastman so much
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>>34926771
I miss his feces themed naked antics,
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Who??? Is that Japanon?
>25 years old
>still run up the stairs like an animal
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>>34926663
Same here man I hulk out up them bitches. Basement lyfe
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>28 years old
>still wear footie pajamas 90% of the time
It's the only clothes that's comfortable to me
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>>34926663
You don't saunter like a gentlemen?
>Be a fugly teen girl
>Do drugs
>Fuck bf
>Get preggers
>Gestate the little bastard to full term
>Push the little bastard out at home
>Call bf
>Toss newborn out window killing her
>Tell bf it was a girl to torture him
>Get arrested
>Give smelly old DA a bj
>Give smelly old judge a bj
>Get "home detention" for cold-blooded murder
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i would unironically fuck that girl, ive fucked so much worse.
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Trump was right
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Of course, it's called the pussy pass! Womyn can do no wrong anons!