Hasalu hasaholugozi lagivo ziludeluhalu !!!!
Why haven't you taken the yellowpill yet, robots?
As an Asian guy, how do I get an Asian girlfriend?
>mom faked my signature on a job application form
>now have to go to for an interview in 2 days
What is the best way to make sure I fail?
Hello fellow robots. To those of you with high school or college certificates/diplomas, do the certificates themselves mean anything to you?
the fact that I graduated high school is obviously important but the actual physical diploma means nothing to me, same with my graduation cap. It's in my room but when I move out i won't be taking it with me. I'll hold on to my college diploma though, that's more important
Is anyone interested in a socionics thread? I'm learnng about it atm and I think that it's more accurate, but I rarely see any anons here who write about it.
I am an INFJ. Due to the amount of people claiming that they're this rarest type I've put a great deal of effort into making sure that I actually am an INFJ and not someone who wants to be a special snowflake. My question is, what now? What do I do with this information?
Read about the other types and you in relation to those types. Read about cognitive functions and what order yours come in. I mean, it's not really useful information outside of self discovery. INFP here and I found this video made a good example between the difference between INFP and INFJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JR3_OtpJe8
Never heard of it, going to find a test now
>Ugh, just stop, daddy. It's been an hour. You're very clearly not going to fit it through there.
Shut up. The couch is coming in whether it fits or not!
>dad asks me if i want a sandwich
>i do want a sandwich
>be in restaurant with group
>waitress forgets to bring my order
>everyone else eating their food
>"oh i must not have written down your order, honey. What did you want?"
>"That's ok, I'm not really hungry."
>tfw can't stop tickling my balls
Try it, it's amazing.
Can I tickle them with my mouth?
W-what?! What do you mean? I meant try tickling your own balls!
I already know its nice, I wanted to help you out and make you feel even better!
Was this alcoholic jew right /r9k/??
>not spending 25k on some autist's old used up shirt
even though the Chris's story hasn't ended it now feels like it has
It's going to be like with the totem. People are either going to retract their bids at the last second or they're going to file a charge back before he ships it so Chris ends up spending more money he doesn't have on toys.
>when normies rub their accomplishments in your face like it matters
>they are joining me in the dirt
>no reason to accomplish anything but enjoyment since afterlife or god
>while they buzz around like little worker drone to feed their ego
>some shitty outdated concept that you have to prove yourself even though nothing matters
>dude i had sex
>dude i have job
>dude did good in school
>dude spent my whole life proving self to others >dies >forgotten in 10 years
LOL fucking egoslaves, the best part is all the nihilist god isn't real media they all eat up but still think their pathetic life matters to me.
When you see this body, what words come to mind to describe it? Ripped perchance? Adonis V? Sexy? Rock hard? Tell me your thoughts.
>be sophomore in college
>have no friends so forced to have random roommate
>roommate is a normie
>poorfag (yet goes to school in manhattan)
>planning on being a doctor for the money
>normie sjw girlfriend who looks like girl from Brave, even has the same hair
>one night roommate and girlfriend come in at 3am
>I just finished browsing frog picture forum so i pretend im asleep even though im awake
>roommate and girlfriend drunk (even though they are poor) start undresseing
>start having sex in bed 3ft away from mine
>try to sleep but it smells weird
>look over, girlfriend doing all the work, roommate not even moving
>they finish and sleep
>i have to tell my roommate the next day not to bang when im in the room
>ive only talked to my roommate less than 10 times in 3 months
The most powerful race!
Why do guys always go for girls who'll reject/has already rejected them?