>2 deep pan dominos pizzas
>bolognese garlic baguette
>refreshing 1.25L vanilla coke
ahh robots life is good
Am I the only one that enjoys looking at pictures of food like this when I'm trying to lose weight ?
Does anyone here still play the original Pokemon games? Why/why not?
Do you prefer the newer or older games?
>when SHE hugs you
>girl hugs me
>don't see it coming so sperg out
>"that was a very awkward hug anon, what's wrong"
r9k is getting worse every day
Are all men dogs?
Is fucking a prostitute wrong? Im still young and want to fuck something but I feel like it's gross (considering her job is fucking x guys a day probably has some disease) and im taking the easy way out.
>You wanna eat this pussy for 50 bucks?
>similar to pic related except blond and blue eyed
I am 7.5/10 in a 2 year commited relationship with a 9/10 body butterface.
I have a deep relationship with 11/10 cousin
This is a designated /r9k/ server. join and have fun.
>borrow uncles phone because mines broke
>open Internet and See fucking tranny porn
>now feel obligated to look through the phone to find out if he's a fucking faggot
>saw a happy bday E-Mail from a site called gay
>see him texting with a guy saxing he wants to Suck him off
>he calls me to tell me that if Theres pics of tits it's because friends Sent them and that he doesn't know how to usw that phone
should I confront him? I'm pretty sure he'd deny it and I don't want to tell anybody
When my divorced dad passed away, I was using his crappy laptop for school. Definitely found hairy mexican milf porn as well as a lot of femdom and JOI stuff on there.
I try not to think about it. Then again, the shit I watch is way worse so yeah
>It's an "everyone you know, including your family, are different people" dream
Well that's a new one.
>almost everyone you know has a PG-rated normie personality that makes you feel like you're living in one of those cheesy pureflix films
>it's a "you are stuck in another dimension and everyone is trying to steal the portals you have been hording to get back" dream
Lost 80 pounds, what is the next step /r9k/ ?.
I am still incomplete but I think I have walked a long ass road.
Does anyone here masturbate regularly but have no real desire to actually fuck a girl?
I've actually had a couple of relationships and thus the availability of regular sex, and both times VERY quickly lost interest in it, although I enjoyed seeing and touching them naked. I suspect (although I'm not sure) it has something to do with the inherent dominant/submissive dynamic of sex. Personally I receive no joy in exerting power over someone or "having my way" with them, and I think that could be significant?
>inb4 stop masturbating; actually did No Fap November and although I got really horny, the desire was not to fuck
I browse escort sites all the time imagining what it would be like to fuck one. I never do it though because it's not worth having protected sex, or unprotected sex and getting a disease. Stuck in limbo
I have sex a lot but still masturbate a lot. Sex involves 10 to 30 minutes of foreplay before 10 minutes of penetration. Some times it's nice to just look at porn and jerk off for 5 minutes
Why do sub men exist in large numbers but no dom women at all? What did nature mean by this?
Females of most species are the ones that give birth to young. During their gestation period they are vulnerable and easy prey to predators, so they seek a male that will be able to defend them. Evolution was a mistake anyways
>TFW I'm straight but lonely as fuck and a KHV since fucking one easy girl in high school 7 years ago
>TFW I just traded blowjobs with a gay guy from Grindr
>TFW He came in my mouth and I liked the warmth
>TFW I spat but he swallowed and his gulp made me shiver
Wtf is happening robots?