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>>38648666
nice trips, but pirates are fucking niggers.

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What do you get called when you download music and movies from the internet for free anon?
huh?
Don't let your dreams be dreams

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Not a feel I know.
>tfw the golden age of piracy is over

>>38648599
yea easy

Yes.

I'd really push his limits and pull his hair with every thrust. Slap his face when he turns around to protest. Just use spit for lube and fuck him like a jack hammer.

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>>38648599
would you stick this cactus up his ass?

>Sorry, page not found

FAKE NEWS

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>>38648576

just another day in the greatest CUNTry on earth

any women in S Y D N E Y call me

>>38648621
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/07/25/02/10/man-filmed-punching-woman-in-the-face-on-nsw-road

>>38648551
>do women even like men?

I wonder the same thing man.
like, women obviously know it's their biological imperative to reproduce. Everyone (mostly) likes cute babies. Women like children for the most part. Many women like taking care of children.

But do women ACTUALLY like having sex, are they actually, like, sexually attracted to guys in the same way guys are attracted to girls?

Even if they were, maybe it's just on a much lower level? I mean it's obvious that men as a whole are much more sexual than women. And lesbian bed death (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_bed_death) is definitely a thing.

The fact of the matter is society clearly shows men at the very least are far more interested in having sex than women - prostitution and paying for sex is 100x, maybe even 1000x larger of an industry for men than it is for women, and even if this is just a byproduct of women being able to get sex for free much more easily, we can never know if they are having sex with people they know for the sexual perspective or if they are looking for potential partners...

I'm obviously not a girl, but if I had to guess I would say women are far more interested in the aspects of a relationship which aren't sex itself. The physical intimacy, the dates, the gifts, the knowing that someone loves you, the raising children with someone - than they actually are in the sex itself. Even if they are to some extent interested in sex with men.

>>38648737
EPIC. you're such a virgin

>>38648551
I wish I could be one of these girls and dominate guys like this

>>38648543
>only once
speak for yourself

>tfw c section child
not so fast anon

>>38648543
>only birth

At least I have a gf.

I love researching history but that's hardly a hobby despite me doing it everyday.
Taken up chess again recently since it's a fun skill to develop and it makes you smarter. Try chess, OP. It's the definitive robot hobby.

>>38648532
>Aside from vidya and other entertainment, I simply can't find anything I enjoy.
At least you have those.
The only thing I enjoy is things with little girls. Everything else sucks. I don't like gaming, media, or shitposting, it's all just filler.

same, decided on just dropping out of college cuase i dont want to do my major, i just want a job where i can figure out what exactly i enjoy doing.

>>38648489
"You'll never beat me."

Generally things of that nature from my father until I was 18 and he smacked me and I went off...stuff ensued.

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>I guess I just had this idea in my head that things weren't going to work out between us or something. Don't know why I thought that or what I was doing but I'm sorry. Timing was a bitch. So was I.

Excerpt from a message sent to me by the first girl I ever was really into. We both confessed that we liked each other and I was going to ask her out the next day at school. I went to talk to her and she told me she was dating Chad now and sent me this message later.

>Anon is so quiet and doesn't talk to girls. Haha that must mean he's gay lol.
>Let's all spread rumors and call him gay quietly amongst ourselves whenever we see him.

Mfw I can hear everything that's said behind my back.

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>>38648455
They are right though, her body is narrow, her arms are sticks. No red blooded man finds that attractive

>>38648619
You have shit taste. Petite is best.

>>38648455
I kind of like sticc, but only when they are fit like that.

>>38648313
watching MDE videos and laughing to myself

any time someone walks in on me when I watch anime

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>>38648313
I got caught fucking a stuffed dinosaur I won at a fair. As a 12-13 year old, it was basically the perfect size for a sex doll. I cut a hole between the legs. It had stubby tit-like arms. I actually miss that thing.

>>38648309
Wtf, are they even wearing pants? How are people allowed to dress like this?

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>>38648309
aggressively rape them to assert dominance to the other betas. good luck op

>>38648309
imagine eating they're pusy while they take notes, totally ignoring you

I'm a little anxious. Classes started this week and I already skipped two days, but my sleeping schedule is still fucked. I just woke up. I fucked up a lot of my classes last semester so I can't keep staying home but I really don't wanna go to uni.

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i have no idea what to do with myself, i thought anime would help me find motivation but somehow i started reading romance manga's and now i feel even worse.

>>38648343

>tfw not a brainlet per se but fuck myself over by skipping too much class because I pulled an allnighter doing homework or got depressed after the first midterm season

I'd rather have been a teen in late 80's or even early 90's

Depends really whether here or in America

Those days are gone, meng. Ain't gonna happen, so just go forward.

Nah if I didn't have the internet I'd have offed myself a long time ago.

>>38648250
I'm tempted to actually do this but idk it's basically doxing myself

>>38648417
>implying anyone cares enough abut you to dox you

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>>38648417
>he thinks his gf/friend was his first love and still remembers

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usually do it once a day, if i find a really good manga i wont even think about it until i finish it, if i havent jerked off in a long time ill go for a couple rounds .

I was down to one per day but lately I've been fapping three times every day and making an effort to not fap. I'm losing it, man. I wake up with a boner every day and it hurts from the last day's fap sessions, yet I have to struggle not to wank.

>>38648228
I can only cum once every 2-3 days or so if I'm lucky and even then its with great difficulty maintaining an erection.

minesweeper on PC is pretty good

web surfer

>>38648195
Dark Souls series
It helped me through many years of depression.