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sick of cuckbook; friend made this for me:

http://diogn.es

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Discuss your most recent brawls here:

>Be Me 22 M 6'1" 180 pounds
>Walking home from a bar on Saturday fairly drunk
>See two other drunks fighting on the street so decide to watch
>Girlfriend of one of the drunks squares up with me and tells me to get lost
>I tell her to fuck off
>She shoves me
>We get into it and start arguing
>Her boyfriend comes up and tells me to leave
>Figure it's not worth it and turn around to leave
>Out of the corner of my eye see him running towards me to throw a punch
>Spin around and duck it
>End up in a clinch with the other dude
>Hip toss him onto the sidewalk
>He wraps me up into full guard and hugs me so I can't move
>Girlfriend starts kicking me in the head and neck
>Realize I might die
>Pick the dude up and slam
>Realize that when I slam him my arms are taking most of the impact
>put my hands on his face, lift him up and slam hard
>He goes limp
>Chick has been kicking me the entire time
>Now I'm in her face
>She starts throwing punches
>Throw a hard punch to her guy that folds her like a lawn chair
>Throw a few knees at her face while she's hunched over
>Peace it down the street as fast as possible

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>he still writes like a virgin

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>tfw your dad might have a 13 year old girlfriend
I'm so jealous.

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Robots I am shaking and my head is spinning!

I found an old USB drive I had lost with 442 bitcoins from the early days of bitcoin when I was a hobby but gave up due to boredom.

I'm going to invest this and live off interest. What else should I invest in particular?

Also I would like to help out a few of my r9k brothers. Because I know what it is like and how tough it is. But no coins for NEETS, I at least fought my entire life.

So post your wallet addresses and a picture of your tits or cock with a timestamp and I'll help you out.

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>get haircut, first time in a few months
>kinda ugly older woman doing it, but she seems straightforward and realistic from overhearing her talking with others
>gives me advice on making my hair on top seem like it's not rapidly thinning
Well, that's it then. It's over. My hair loss is officially noticed by others. My hairline isn't receding, it's thinning out on top, so I thought I might be able to get away with it for a while yet, but nope. That's it. 25 and losing my hair. Fucking kill me. It's not like I even care about the hair much, it's that it's yet a fucking nother unchangeable inadequacy to add to the list. Small penis. Dumb. Unmotivated. Boring. Nervous in any social situation. Short compared to my age group around here. And now going bald. I want to fucking die.

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>Hey femanon! me and stacy are in an open relationship, want to join the fun?

how do you respond?

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My constant problem is my willpower is usurped by negative thoughts about my reality so I never do anything and I've isolated again after struggling with self esteem issues irl.

It's hard to have willpower when you are constantly reminded of the futility of your actions.

things like beign a manlet, facelet, brainlet, having a wasted past, ect all crush my spirit so much I feel like dying and you cannot accomplish anything like that.

How the hell does one who's so far down the rabbit whole of negativity even break out of it?

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Make Europe Great Again!

Deus Vult

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>3/10 anti-social neet
>No 9.5/10 gf

Why is the world so unfair?

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Robots, when will you realize the only way out of your emptiness is to create something tangible like farming, the only way out is to farm.

>No chads bothering you at farm
>alone at farm
> No social interactions
> Tons of thicc letucces to fuck

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You mad, Libetas?

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If you're ever wondering where to take a girl you just met or barely know out on a date, take her to a sports bar where they serve food, sit that bitch down at the tables and order wings. You get wings for yourself, she gets whatever the fuck she gets, altogether, it's about $30, you can cover yourself and her food 'cause it's so fuckin' cheap. You talk some shit to her while you two eat, get her pussy rumbling and tumbling. Learn how to talk to a bitch and you're in there, pal.

Just collect women and take them to the fuckin sports bars, Twin Peaks, Hooters, Pluckers, etc., you're spending a little money every once in a while, you don't have to worry about "is this too fancy? Is this too cheap?" Whores love wings and whores love eating, that's why they always have a dick in their mouth.

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Literally you guys.

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Mennnnnnnnnnnn
epic winning