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"Ever since the riots
All I really wanted
Was a black girlfriend
Thinking of my pale white skin
Thinking of her dark and smooth
She against me
My black girlfriend..."
How can I get a black gf?
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>>34660517
Black women are such garbage lol
What lvl cuck are you? No one wants them.
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>>34660517
Walk up to one and say something along the lines of "hey my nigress, how'd you like me to show you my one eyed albino python"
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>think black ppl are disgusting IRL
>keep making black chicks in my nipnop hentai gaems
whats going on lads
my le feac wen anon is a homosexe
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Sexuality doesn't exist. Wake up anon.
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>>34660508
my le face mfw when OP is a packer of le fudge
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go back to /s4s/ pl0x
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>tfw today is the ultimate shitty normie holiday
I just wanted to order a pizza but everywhere is too busy because the entire US is gorging themselves and masturbating to Tom Brady
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>>34660490
>masturbating to Tom Brady
Literally no one wants the Patriots to win.
I don't even care about football.
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>>34660526
I live in NE
also
>implying I care about normieball enough to know anything
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>>34660526
t. libtard
Plenty of people want him to win
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What is stopping you from putting a pistol in your mouth and pulling the trigger?
I'm pretty close myself lads
Should I use a .38 or a 9mm?
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>>34660375
neither? you'll take a long time to die. use a stronger caliber..
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the most effective method of suicide is jumping off a building either 250 or 150 feet if you dont want to end up a vegetable in case you fuck up
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The mental strength to take my fat ass off my chair and look for a gun.
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What charities do you donate to?
>Animal shelters and prostate cancer research
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go fuck yourself bitch ass nigger
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jews for the preservation of firearms ownership
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@34660359
Did that trigger you? In what way?
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If you get dubs in this thread, it will finally be your turn for sex.
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>>34660308
Do I need to be concerned about the sex being so non-specific?
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>>34660348
You do not need to be concerned at all
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Original roll for my turn.
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Need help?
Need advice?
Need direction?
Come on in.
What's wrong?
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>>34660292
I've got a 1 and a half inch thing on the back of my scrotum.
It's like a bump.
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>>34660335
Obviously, get it checked IMMEDIATELY.
Just be glad you caught it early if it does turn out to be anything serious.
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>>34660292
I can't make eye contact with girls for more than half a second because when I do it feels like the nervous/negative feeling but amplified by ten. I'm also a social autist and have tried all the things for social help such as the "bee urself ecks dee XDXD :D :D" meme and it didn't help.
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Drug virgin here. Tell me about drugs robots
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I've only used alcohol, mushrooms, and lsd. Out of those I prefer the mushrooms. It felt like being in a dream.
The imagery is described well here:
http://disregardeverythingisay.com/post/9331287956/the-visual-components-of-a-psychedelic-experience
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>Tell me about drugs
Is like asking /mu/ to
>Tell me about music
What kind of drugs?Of those pictured, the three psychedelics and MDMA are GOAT
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I think robots would benefit from trying MDMA. At least so they can feel for once what it feels like to love and be loved
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Can you tell me what's wrong with this image?
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>>34660212
bunch o fuckin normies
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>>34660212
They look creepy, unsettling
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>>34660212
There are no adults, these two are teensi liked playing with that family desu
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>yfw romans would've used 4chan
http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htm
lets be romans for one day, r9k.
Milo, jacker of my penis.
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Swaglord's penis lies beneath his balls
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is that a testament to the degeneracy of romans, or the "cultural sophistication" of 4chin?
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>be me
>Pater is an eques, pretty rich
>Expect i enter in the Cursus Honorum
>But i'm a shitty Tribune
>Even shitier Questor
>tfw you will never be Consul
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its over familia
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normies have been using pepe and wojak for years
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>sex with my brain
exquisite
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>>34660190
Why are you browsing Tumblr to begin with?
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Has anyone noticed over the past few months or the past year that there has been a significant increase in faggots? There has been a ridiculous influx of "fembot" threads, trap threads, racebaiting, /soc/ tier attention whoring/contact-fagging, normies, woman worship, and a few other undesirable posters? I remember in 2011-2013 that this place was a haven for sadboys and feels. Now it has degraded considerably. Sure, /r9k/ is just an echo chamber for losers, but it was our echo chamber. Although our board culture was just us wallowing in self-pity and sorrow, it was good to know there were others like us. Now things are getting pathetic. "Fembot" threads are maxing out on replies and there has been a steady increase in cancer.
There is even explicit evidence that things like raiding and board infiltration are occuring. We've been the target of /pol/ and /lgbt/ multiple times. Reddit and Tumblr as well at some point.
Does anyone else harbor similar views on how this board is changing? I want things to go back to the way things were awhile ago.
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the faggotry runs deep within this board
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>>34660179
Weak men with nothing going for them are the easiest to subvert
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>>34660229
This is true. But doesn't anyone want to restore /r9k/ to the way it previously was? This is just getting pathetic now. I think a sense of unity and organization among posters could combat this cancer. All of this shit needs to go to /lgbt/, /soc/, and /adv/.
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WHY IS THIS FUCKING ALLOWED
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>>34660115
why is what allowed?
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most confusing post of 2017? are you a bot?
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>>34660130
>>34660152
If you don't IMMEDIATELY understand why this shouldn't be allowed, you are NOT a robot.
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I wish I had a girlfriend so fucking much.
I swear to God I'm not sure who I'm going to end up hurting first, myself or someone else.
Give me a girlfriend now, God FUCKING dammit. I'm honestly so fucking sick of this shit, of getting angry at myself, or others, or whomever else is on my mind whenever I'm walking about and I see a cute girl and think to myself how good a couple we'd make, the conversations we could have, the adventures we'd share, and the music - oh I cannot even imagine the depths of music I'd without motherfucking HASTE shower upon the first girl to make me her boyfriend.
So why is it,
W H Y I S I T,
THAT I STILL DON'T HAVE A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND. THIS ISN'T FUCKING FAIR. I JUST FUCKING WANT ONE, TO HOLD AND BE HELD, THAT MUTUAL ADORATION AND APPRECIATION AND ALL OF IT.
I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF BEING WITHOUT IT, OF CUDDLING WITH GODDAMN BLANKETS AND PILLOWS AT NIGHT
WHY DON'T THEY FUCKING WANT ME GODDAMMIT
AND NO IT'S NOT BECAUSE I POST SHIT LIKE THIS ON THE INTERNET OK BECAUSE I KNOW ONE OF YOU STUPID FUCKS IS GOING TO MAKE THE INTELLECTUALLY DEFUNCT ASSUMPTION THAT MY ONLINE BEHAVIORS ARE A FAIR REPRESENTATION OF MY IRL BEHAVIORS AND YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG
FUCK
WHAT'S GODAMN WRONG WITH ME
WHY CAN'T I JUST GET A FUCKING GIRLFRIEND
I WANT ONE NOW I NEED ONE NOW I'VE WAITED LONG FUCKING ENOUGH NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW
GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>>34660105
Here, have a meme
ravioli
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>>34660105
I don't even want a girlfriend with my current body. I want to be the type of masculine man that women find irresistibly attractive, but I can never have that life because my parents neglected me during the developmental stages so my growth was stunted. Fucking assholes.
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>>34660105
Maybe because you're an entitled piece of shit and expect things to just come to you instead of working towards them
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>you will never feel this
>tfw i have wasted my teenager years
shit
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theres more to life than hugging on a beach
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>I'll never sit on a qt guys lap and hug him
I want off this ride.
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>>34660028
Oh no! I never took a stupid picture while hugging someone on a beach! Welp, better kill myself then.