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>30% of r9k is non-virgins
Normies have truly ruined this board. I just want to be with my people.

>>38203178
that's honestly much better than I was expecting. I thought it would be the other way around.

>>38202593
as long as she isn't fucked-up looking, sick or retarded...i'll probably let her fuck. gotta get that nut boi

as long as she's not fat i m down

>>38202593
I would happily wreck the pussies of all the women in that picture except for third from left

>>38202586
>Hello robots, I come to you tonight to share some poetry from the politician/classical scholar/theologian Enoch Powell. Some of you may be familiar with his 'Rivers of Blood' speech where he called for the immediate end of all immigration to Britain, and the repatriation of immigrants to their homelands. His devotion to tradition and nation will be appreciated by many here. But he also was a robot who had oneitis multiple times, and wrote poetry about his isolation and despair.

yeah I'm busy

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Oh, not with laurel nor with bay
Nor any leaf of evergreen
Would I be crowned-so crowded are they
That sing a beauty longer seen.

But pluck the leaves that soonest die,
The branches twine that early fade;
For sere and sapless, shrunk and dry,
And these alone, shall give me shade.

No eyes have I but for the sight
Of early bloom that summer drought
Untimely kills; I love the light
That soonest flickers out.

Ok, where's the poetry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_g_n_SxVgc

>>38202544
Is this with or without training wheels, anonlet?

>>38202574
With. My mommy says I should use them and always wear a helmet.

>>38202544
>I like swerving past people that are walking and nearly hit them
jakes on you I hate all cyclists and make a point of kicking them if they come too close :^)

have a desirable skill

start with a poor paying job or get job through nepotism. After the first reasonably long held position then call backs everywhere.

>>38202539
>inb4 firm handshake meme
Be female, attractive, or be six foot tall assertive alpha male with a degree.

>>38202521
your name's dungry bimbim now, son

>>38202521
you'd best work on your handshake if you plan to live up to that name

>>38202521
Where do you live that this was possible?

>>38202497
>Hold me robots
You sure you won't suffer a panic attack if we do?

>>38202497
>>tfw punched sister in chest so hard she vomited after she repeatedly sang annoyingly in the car
I shouldn't have laughed. How old is your sister? Shouldn't they know by now not to make annoying sounds next to you if you have misophonia? Your family just sounds kinda idiotic.

>>38202610
>family
>tolerance
lel
Seriously though, they're selfish as fuck. Misophonia is a fake illness to them.

>his dreams aren't always nightmares

leave norman

>>38202525
this
>he isnt afraid of sleeping because of nightmares and sleep paralysis

>>38202484
the game is rigged for us.The sooner we give up and accept our disgusting existence the better it is.

>>38202457
Too alpha, do it everywhere you go, and cry in your crawl at night

I am quiet and I rarely smile, but I am generally happy with my life.

I have been told by coworkers that I am the "school shooter" type.

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>>38202457
I've been called creepy numerous times
>ghostly pale
>speak low and monotone
>wear black clothes
>dead personality
basically i've been a ghoul since i was probably 14. but i'm working on it and am getting better

See you in two days
Originally

>>38202452
You thinking there's a reason to come back is what holds you back. Move on.

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>>38202432
Where are you going now op?

Western women are degenerate
desu famalam

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too longcat

Western women have been conditioned by the media and capitalism to be greedy, selfish, and to think the world revolves around them.

It's not their fault, but they're fucking insufferable because of it.

I feel bad for this girl (male). It must be hard, every boy you come into contact with knowing you're a trap. I'm just thinking about when I was her (male) age and how I would feel if a girl (male) was interested in me.

>fat tranny
kek
KEK

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>>38202393
YO PIERE U WANNA COME OUT HERE?

Nobody likes us, not even ourselves.

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>>38202414
I like me though, I would date me.
I'm not a useless bean, I do stuff with my life, but >tfw no gf
is getting worse by the day

how to combat this?

>>38202464
If it isn't working you aren't doing it hard enough.

>>38202348
i don't think she would want you to talk to her.

>>38202348
...Are you stacy>?

>>38202348
>makes fun of someone for imperfect English
>can barely speak more than 1 language himself
>is on a japanese anime furry forum

What?

>>38202334
Tattoos are such a turn-off. I can't get hard when the girl's got a Rorschach test on her back.

>>38202334
then don't get one who fucking cares why are you so pressed

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>>38202373
You're sounding very insecure about your tattoos.