>Sends text to boy
>sends skype message to someone knowing damn well they're reading it
I'm about done
Oh no! The Hulk lost his pants somehow, how will you help him out?
*Reaches out to touch the diqq*
"No I mustn't do that here"
*Looks up at hulk*
"We'll have to find somewhere, nice and quiet to get that erection down >_>"
*Walks behind a dumpster and has "fun" with him*
"Now with all that nasty hulk jizz drained out into me, you can wear my pants ;)"
"I do stretching "exercises" often >_>"
Simple poll, answer if you feel like
>30% of r9k is non-virgins
Normies have truly ruined this board. I just want to be with my people.
How low are your standards, robots?
>I would unironically date any of the girls in this picture
Hello robots, I come to you tonight to share some poetry from the politician/classical scholar/theologian Enoch Powell. Some of you may be familiar with his 'Rivers of Blood' speech where he called for the immediate end of all immigration to Britain, and the repatriation of immigrants to their homelands. His devotion to tradition and nation will be appreciated by many here. But he also was a robot who had oneitis multiple times, and wrote poetry about his isolation and despair.
>Hello robots, I come to you tonight to share some poetry from the politician/classical scholar/theologian Enoch Powell. Some of you may be familiar with his 'Rivers of Blood' speech where he called for the immediate end of all immigration to Britain, and the repatriation of immigrants to their homelands. His devotion to tradition and nation will be appreciated by many here. But he also was a robot who had oneitis multiple times, and wrote poetry about his isolation and despair.
yeah I'm busy
Oh, not with laurel nor with bay
Nor any leaf of evergreen
Would I be crowned-so crowded are they
That sing a beauty longer seen.
But pluck the leaves that soonest die,
The branches twine that early fade;
For sere and sapless, shrunk and dry,
And these alone, shall give me shade.
No eyes have I but for the sight
Of early bloom that summer drought
Untimely kills; I love the light
That soonest flickers out.
Anyone else /bike/ just to annoy normies? I like swerving past people that are walking and nearly hit them, especially couples
Any tips on getting a good paid job?
>tfw parents never gave me a name
>tfw all people talk about these days is how much they tolerate mental illness
It's bullshit. All of it.
>tfw have ocd, anxiety, and misophonia
>once got yelled the fuck out of by mom because i woke her up to get a missing pillow of mine that i could not find. i was desperate to get it. it had to be that one.
>tfw had a panic attack in bed when i smelled something gross on the sheet that could have been vic's rub from my mom sleeping in it before
>tfw worried about my dog 24/7 and get yelled at by family whenever i try to micromanage him or bring up a concern
>tfw punched sister in chest so hard she vomited after she repeatedly sang annoyingly in the car
I'm a mess.
People say they tolerate, but they really don't.
I'm a useless fucking sick-in-the-head good for nothing piece of shit.
Hold me robots
>>tfw punched sister in chest so hard she vomited after she repeatedly sang annoyingly in the car
I shouldn't have laughed. How old is your sister? Shouldn't they know by now not to make annoying sounds next to you if you have misophonia? Your family just sounds kinda idiotic.
Sometimes I just wanna fall asleep forever. Not die, just be asleep for like 100 years. Because 100 years of sleep equates to millions of years in dream mode.
In my dreams I'm fit.
In my dreams I have a gf.
In my dreams my parents are proud of me.
In my dreams I live comfortably.
In my dreams I'm happy.
Do you ever feel like you creep people out?
>eating breakfast at cafe
>a girl is sitting in a booth across from me, she seems to be there nearly every day
>not trying to stare at her but every once in awhile my eyes shift towards her
>she eventually catches me glancing at her
>quickly stare down at my pastry but through my peripheral vision I can tell she's noticeably uncomfortable
>haven't seen her at the cafe for the past week
I've been called creepy numerous times
>speak low and monotone
>wear black clothes
basically i've been a ghoul since i was probably 14. but i'm working on it and am getting better
THIS ENTIRE SITE SUCKS ASS
SEE YA SUCKAS
What are your honest views on modern women?
Western women have been conditioned by the media and capitalism to be greedy, selfish, and to think the world revolves around them.
It's not their fault, but they're fucking insufferable because of it.
>I NEED A MAN - A PRINCE CHARMING - TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET AND SUCK MY DICK AND PLAY WITH MY BALLS AND SNIFF MY ASS
What did Jazz mean by this?
Why are even trannies so uppity?
I feel bad for this girl (male). It must be hard, every boy you come into contact with knowing you're a trap. I'm just thinking about when I was her (male) age and how I would feel if a girl (male) was interested in me.
Why is it so hard for us to find any girl that likes us /r9k/?
I like me though, I would date me.
I'm not a useless bean, I do stuff with my life, but >tfw no gf
is getting worse by the day
how to combat this?