[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3049. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: pd2h9flg9fmy.png (239KB, 780x438px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
pd2h9flg9fmy.png
239KB, 780x438px
>Sends text to boy
>Gets ignored

Why live?
12 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>38202665
send texts to girls instead you giant faggewt
>>
>>38202665
Same rules apply with cute boys as Toasties
They get so much attention that they only consider sex partners who have money and look good
>>
File: IMG_4404.jpg (27KB, 385x387px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_4404.jpg
27KB, 385x387px
>sends skype message to someone knowing damn well they're reading it
>gets ignored.

I'm about done

File: Hulk-Pantless.png (277KB, 540x454px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Hulk-Pantless.png
277KB, 540x454px
Oh no! The Hulk lost his pants somehow, how will you help him out?
12 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
File: 1463026212095.png (342KB, 512x499px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1463026212095.png
342KB, 512x499px
>>38202652
*Reaches out to touch the diqq*
*Stops*
"No I mustn't do that here"
*Looks up at hulk*
"We'll have to find somewhere, nice and quiet to get that erection down >_>"
*Walks behind a dumpster and has "fun" with him*
"Now with all that nasty hulk jizz drained out into me, you can wear my pants ;)"
>>
>>38202749
Wouldn't Judy explode if The Hulk tried to fuck her? She is rabbit sized.
>>
File: 1477862684961.gif (1MB, 500x200px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1477862684961.gif
1MB, 500x200px
>>38202777
*Raises paw*
"I do stretching "exercises" often >_>"

File: 1493857842901.jpg (87KB, 553x640px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1493857842901.jpg
87KB, 553x640px
https://www.strawpoll.me/13374658

Simple poll, answer if you feel like
8 posts and 5 images submitted.
>>
File: 1480273622234.jpg (74KB, 575x567px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1480273622234.jpg
74KB, 575x567px
Bumping this thread with an image
>>
>30% of r9k is non-virgins
Normies have truly ruined this board. I just want to be with my people.
>>
>>38203178
that's honestly much better than I was expecting. I thought it would be the other way around.

File: topic1.jpg (139KB, 350x233px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
topic1.jpg
139KB, 350x233px
How low are your standards, robots?
>I would unironically date any of the girls in this picture
11 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38202593
as long as she isn't fucked-up looking, sick or retarded...i'll probably let her fuck. gotta get that nut boi
>>
as long as she's not fat i m down
>>
>>38202593
I would happily wreck the pussies of all the women in that picture except for third from left

Hello robots, I come to you tonight to share some poetry from the politician/classical scholar/theologian Enoch Powell. Some of you may be familiar with his 'Rivers of Blood' speech where he called for the immediate end of all immigration to Britain, and the repatriation of immigrants to their homelands. His devotion to tradition and nation will be appreciated by many here. But he also was a robot who had oneitis multiple times, and wrote poetry about his isolation and despair.
22 posts and 9 images submitted.
>>
>>38202586
>Hello robots, I come to you tonight to share some poetry from the politician/classical scholar/theologian Enoch Powell. Some of you may be familiar with his 'Rivers of Blood' speech where he called for the immediate end of all immigration to Britain, and the repatriation of immigrants to their homelands. His devotion to tradition and nation will be appreciated by many here. But he also was a robot who had oneitis multiple times, and wrote poetry about his isolation and despair.

yeah I'm busy
>>
File: enochpowell_1979.jpg (106KB, 551x800px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
enochpowell_1979.jpg
106KB, 551x800px
Oh, not with laurel nor with bay
Nor any leaf of evergreen
Would I be crowned-so crowded are they
That sing a beauty longer seen.

But pluck the leaves that soonest die,
The branches twine that early fade;
For sere and sapless, shrunk and dry,
And these alone, shall give me shade.

No eyes have I but for the sight
Of early bloom that summer drought
Untimely kills; I love the light
That soonest flickers out.
>>
Ok, where's the poetry?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_g_n_SxVgc

File: IMG_0734.jpg (378KB, 1653x1023px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_0734.jpg
378KB, 1653x1023px
Anyone else /bike/ just to annoy normies? I like swerving past people that are walking and nearly hit them, especially couples
45 posts and 6 images submitted.
>>
>>38202544
Is this with or without training wheels, anonlet?
>>
>>38202574
With. My mommy says I should use them and always wear a helmet.
>>
>>38202544
>I like swerving past people that are walking and nearly hit them
jakes on you I hate all cyclists and make a point of kicking them if they come too close :^)

Any tips on getting a good paid job?
12 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
have a desirable skill
>>
start with a poor paying job or get job through nepotism. After the first reasonably long held position then call backs everywhere.
>>
>>38202539
>inb4 firm handshake meme
Be female, attractive, or be six foot tall assertive alpha male with a degree.

File: dumb anime girl.jpg (259KB, 567x1000px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
dumb anime girl.jpg
259KB, 567x1000px
>tfw parents never gave me a name
66 posts and 31 images submitted.
>>
>>38202521
your name's dungry bimbim now, son
>>
>>38202521
you'd best work on your handshake if you plan to live up to that name
>>
>>38202521
Where do you live that this was possible?

File: IMG_2438.png (167KB, 750x1334px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
IMG_2438.png
167KB, 750x1334px
>tfw all people talk about these days is how much they tolerate mental illness

It's bullshit. All of it.

>tfw have ocd, anxiety, and misophonia
>once got yelled the fuck out of by mom because i woke her up to get a missing pillow of mine that i could not find. i was desperate to get it. it had to be that one.
>tfw had a panic attack in bed when i smelled something gross on the sheet that could have been vic's rub from my mom sleeping in it before
>tfw worried about my dog 24/7 and get yelled at by family whenever i try to micromanage him or bring up a concern
>tfw punched sister in chest so hard she vomited after she repeatedly sang annoyingly in the car

I'm a mess.
People say they tolerate, but they really don't.
I'm a useless fucking sick-in-the-head good for nothing piece of shit.
Hold me robots
13 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>38202497
>Hold me robots
You sure you won't suffer a panic attack if we do?
>>
>>38202497
>>tfw punched sister in chest so hard she vomited after she repeatedly sang annoyingly in the car
I shouldn't have laughed. How old is your sister? Shouldn't they know by now not to make annoying sounds next to you if you have misophonia? Your family just sounds kinda idiotic.
>>
>>38202610
>family
>tolerance
lel
Seriously though, they're selfish as fuck. Misophonia is a fake illness to them.

Sometimes I just wanna fall asleep forever. Not die, just be asleep for like 100 years. Because 100 years of sleep equates to millions of years in dream mode.
In my dreams I'm fit.
In my dreams I have a gf.
In my dreams my parents are proud of me.
In my dreams I live comfortably.
In my dreams I'm happy.
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>his dreams aren't always nightmares

leave norman
>>
>>38202525
this
>he isnt afraid of sleeping because of nightmares and sleep paralysis
>>
>>38202484
the game is rigged for us.The sooner we give up and accept our disgusting existence the better it is.

File: 1446085784336.jpg (58KB, 482x356px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1446085784336.jpg
58KB, 482x356px
Do you ever feel like you creep people out?

>eating breakfast at cafe
>a girl is sitting in a booth across from me, she seems to be there nearly every day
>not trying to stare at her but every once in awhile my eyes shift towards her
>she eventually catches me glancing at her
>quickly stare down at my pastry but through my peripheral vision I can tell she's noticeably uncomfortable
>haven't seen her at the cafe for the past week
17 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
>>38202457
Too alpha, do it everywhere you go, and cry in your crawl at night
>>
I am quiet and I rarely smile, but I am generally happy with my life.

I have been told by coworkers that I am the "school shooter" type.
>>
>>38202457
I've been called creepy numerous times
>ghostly pale
>speak low and monotone
>wear black clothes
>dead personality
basically i've been a ghoul since i was probably 14. but i'm working on it and am getting better

File: byebye.jpg (6KB, 299x168px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
byebye.jpg
6KB, 299x168px
BYE BYE

THIS ENTIRE SITE SUCKS ASS

SEE YA SUCKAS
8 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
See you in two days
Originally
>>
>>38202452
You thinking there's a reason to come back is what holds you back. Move on.
>>
File: elmos_monday.png (435KB, 3172x2172px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
elmos_monday.png
435KB, 3172x2172px
>>38202432
Where are you going now op?

File: 1496720380395.gif (2MB, 310x241px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1496720380395.gif
2MB, 310x241px
What are your honest views on modern women?
28 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
Western women are degenerate
desu famalam
>>
File: fuck it.png (98KB, 436x1616px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
fuck it.png
98KB, 436x1616px
too longcat
>>
Western women have been conditioned by the media and capitalism to be greedy, selfish, and to think the world revolves around them.

It's not their fault, but they're fucking insufferable because of it.

File: jazz needs a man.jpg (181KB, 1283x842px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
jazz needs a man.jpg
181KB, 1283x842px
https://youtu.be/EIZ7OAFf0SA?t=238 3:58

>I NEED A MAN - A PRINCE CHARMING - TO SWEEP ME OFF MY FEET AND SUCK MY DICK AND PLAY WITH MY BALLS AND SNIFF MY ASS

What did Jazz mean by this?

Why are even trannies so uppity?
8 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
I feel bad for this girl (male). It must be hard, every boy you come into contact with knowing you're a trap. I'm just thinking about when I was her (male) age and how I would feel if a girl (male) was interested in me.
>>
>fat tranny
kek
KEK
>>
File: Capture.png (87KB, 201x176px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
Capture.png
87KB, 201x176px
>>38202393
YO PIERE U WANNA COME OUT HERE?

File: 1461093104735.jpg (492KB, 1035x776px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1461093104735.jpg
492KB, 1035x776px
Why is it so hard for us to find any girl that likes us /r9k/?
19 posts and 4 images submitted.
>>
Nobody likes us, not even ourselves.
>>
File: 1461090288025.png (500KB, 460x536px) Image search: [iqdb] [SauceNao] [Google]
1461090288025.png
500KB, 460x536px
>>38202414
I like me though, I would date me.
I'm not a useless bean, I do stuff with my life, but >tfw no gf
is getting worse by the day

how to combat this?
>>
>>38202464
If it isn't working you aren't doing it hard enough.


Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [3039] [3040] [3041] [3042] [3043] [3044] [3045] [3046] [3047] [3048] [3049] [3050] [3051] [3052] [3053] [3054] [3055] [3056] [3057] [3058] [3059] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]
Please support this website by donating Bitcoins to 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
If a post contains copyrighted or illegal content, please click on that post's [Report] button and fill out a post removal request
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site. This means that 4Archive shows an archive of their content. If you need information for a Poster - contact them.