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i'm pretty sure you're a low test homo trap male who's intimidated by straight people on the board

i thought you only erp on steam?

muh wifes son boyfriend meme fuck off idiot

larp your cuck fantasies elsewhere

>>34615892
>I'm shaking right now.
I'm literally shaking with your post, man!
>Do I talk to him about it?
Bring him a nice pack of condoms so maybe he's not as angry today.

White people are fucking insane

>>34615876
Jajaja what a shithole

>>34615876
And the irony is that these cuckskins voted for a guy who gets most of his advice from a Jew.

Damn I'm not tripping but that's one of my favorite songs to nod out too

I too have an unattainable oneitis, I had multiple chances to at least get to know her but I was too anxious and now it's too late

>>34615873
She is giving me multiple chances. I guess you could say i got to "know" her. But it won't go further from that, because i'm terrible at talking.

I was ready to try my hardest to hate her, and then she stayed out of school for a week. Thought she had quit (it's a new class). I was relieved because i was no longer gonna feel the pain of knowing that she would never be mine. Then she came back, and now i'm more depressed then i have ever been.
Never knew that it was possible to feel actual pain just from feels.

Now i have to sit behind her in class everyday for the next 3 years.

She gave me chances to ask her to hang out (i think) but being the autist i am, i didnt do anything.

had a 10 minute conversation that ended like this
>her "so you doing anything cool after school anon?"
>me "nah.. you?"
>her "nah.."

Maybe i'm just delusional.. But it sounds like she wanted me to ask her to do something after school.
Probably just delusional.

WHEN WILL IT END

>>34615986
She did want you to ask her to hang out, you weren't being delusional. Go for it man, if you've already been improving yourself and you are what you say you are you will be fine. I'm in the same boat and got laid last night.

>>34615742
I'm getting ready to fap to Bailey Jay sitting here as we speak with a hard cock, after I cum I will order pizza/wings and drink some whiskey and shitpost here all night while watching season 3 of Inuyasha for who knows how many times.

Just ate some pizza and chocolate, fapping and vidya + kino are next on the list

>>34615742
I'm gonna bake some salmon, steam some veggies, get high, and watch movies and some Twilight Zone episodes.

I like Hitler and all....but what you speak of is Blasphemy. Jesus Christ is the real son of God. Whatever reward you get from practicing otherwise will be only temporary.

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>Chapter 1. religon

First, we muster decipher what it means to be alive. There is no evidence Jesus Christ existed, nor God himself. Nobody knows the true answer, and nobody will.

With this knowledge, you gain Nihilism. A nihilist will not stay in this stage forever. Eventually, he decides to "pretend" that life has meaning

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A man needs a hero. Most that are lucky enough to fall for the guise of the Jewish religions (Christianity, Judaism, and Islam) have a man of worship.

You can not prove Jesus existed, therefore you must look back in history to the REAL men who made a REAL difference, as use this as a focal point

>>34615675
You sicken me.

Fuck you

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>>34615675
living the life

the meaning of life is to be comfy. nothing else.

>>34615675
you filthy hedonist piece of human trash. make yourself worthy of happiness by improving yourself and living a moral life full of asceticism and struggle. Then if happiness ever finds you, at least it will be deserved.

>>34615661

Who /fingeredtheirmom'sassholewhilesheslept/ here?

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>>34615661
>not just abusing your mother mentally
Kys plebcuck.

>>34615661
PARENT PROTECTIVE SERVICES HAVE BEEN NOTIFIED AND A SQUAD CAR DISPATCHED TO YOUR LOCATION. IM BREACHING PROTOCOL BY ALERTING TO THIS FACT. THERE'S STILL TIME. SNEAK OUT THROUGH THE CHIMNEY.

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>implying it doesn't affect Asians too

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people who don't understand cuck fetish are normie af
>let giant genetically superior cock that's been fucking girls for a decade fuck your GF while you sit on the side and jerk off like you've been doing since you discovered porn.

>>34615564
Cuckolding is a fetish for alphas

>>34615541
Uglyness.
oregando post

>>34615541
That guy is rly ugly

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>>34615541
>tfw my clocking skills are so good after years on 4chan.
>tfw I can't look at the mirror anymore because I will clock myself.

*grabs your sides while you are fully immersed in the digital VR world*

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>>34615476
REEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP MAKING THESE THREADS AND STOP CALLING ME A WAGE KEK

>>34615476
Sup bro. You just shoot up?

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>>34615407
>>Using 1984 like an example of communism
Nobody does this.

Everybody uses USSR like an example of socialism

That would be Animal Farm. Maybe you should wait until you turn 18 before you post here again.

>>34615397
I haven't smoked in a few months, tonight I'm gonna fire up the vape, play guitar for a bit, then watch a movie. Any recommendations? I'm partial to documentaries and nature vids.

>>34615426
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1hfFKUne08

Watch Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares, great when you're high.

>>34615397
Isopropylphenidate. It was fun at first but now it makes me feel like shit like I have the flu

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>What are you listening to?
Listening to some Yui Ogura
>What genre do you favor, or are you drift?
J-Idols but I can listen to anything with a good melody
>Favorite Artist / Album / Track(s)
So many to name tbhfam doubt anyone here listens to aidoru's
>And so forth
RIp.

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listening to this original album atm

>>34615396
>What are you listening to?
Tristan - Talking in Technicolor
>What genre do you favor?
Psytrance
>Favorite Artist
Lifeforms

She is the most basic bitch ever.

I'm glad her apartment was broken into, it's just a pity she wasn't there for them to rape.

>>34615381
Wouldn't even call her a "Stacy".

She's average for a nonfat girl.

6.2/10.

>>34615381
what's going on in that photo?

yeah 0:03 was enough
turned that right off

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let me start

the girl im texting havent responded in a few days now

got a blowjob this week

oregano

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>>34615292
Went to the unemployment office yesterday. Made me realise once again that I've spent the entire year living in escapist fantasies through my computer and that the real world is extremely boring.
I honestly wish that this global human civilization would collapse, so that we would be driven into an archaic state of fighting for survival, simply so I could live life simply for living. To fight for survival, instead of just getting on the hamster wheel for the sole purpose of keeping the fucking thing spinning.