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Portugal & Brasil general feels bread 2016-06-29 01:40:29 Post No.29600229
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Portugal & Brasil general feels bread
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All br and portuguese welcome!
Manoel welcome
Chads reeee
>tfw all br grils are sluts but they refuse to ride your robot dick
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You have to be extremely beta not to get a girl in Brazil man, I've already fucked 2 girls since I got in highschool
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>>29600432
such is life; I'm a hapa.
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>>29600432
Vai toma no cu chad do caralho
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29600432
Fuck you huehue Chad.
28 and virgin here.
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ITT: Fucked up shit you've done.
>be my freshman year of high school
>in gifted classes
>starting to suffer from "i don't give a shit" syndrome
>grades starting to drop
>become fairly antisocial
>not depressed though, keep this in mind
>know a guy in the gifted class, i'll call him C
>used to be really good friends throughout middle school
>he became a jock freshman year and barely talked to me
>legit made fun of me at this point, like he forgot that we were friends for two years
>one day he comes up to me to ask me for help
>he looks genuinely fucked up, kind of a numb and broken look
>don't care, he'd been fucking with me this entire year
>told him to fuck off
>he stops talking, slowly nods and walks away
>a week later we have to do a group project in the gifted class
>he seems pretty happy, first time he seemed like that since i told him to fuck off
>teacher pairs me with him for the project for whatever reason
>he's...really nice to me for some reason, it's like we were back in middle school
>asks me if i ever played red faction: guerrilla
>say no, TPS isn't my kind of thing
>he shrugs and we do our project
>i never talk to him again
>i move like two months later to a school 4 hours away
>on the way back from a band game i get a text from an old friend
>"hey not sure if he was your friend, but C killed himself today. he shot himself with his dad's gun"
>realize just how fucked up this is
>realize that the day he came to me he probably wanted my help with whatever he was going through
>realize that i told him to fuck off when he needed my help
>realize that i may very well have been a big part in him committing suicide
>sink into depression afterwards
At least twice a year Iplay through Red Faction: Guerrilla to honor his memoryI don't even like the gameI cry every time I play itIt's been five years
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I would cry too, it's a shit game
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>>29600240
eh i like the open world destruction aspect but that's it
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that really sucks.
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I feel like i really wouldnt give a shit in your situation.
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Looks don't matter - just be your self and a girl will see your inner beauty
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he looks like a potato that doesnt get enough sleep though
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Looks don't matter, looks don't matter, looks don't matter, looks don't matter, looks don't matter. I just gotta keep repeating it to myself.
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>>29600216
>doesnt get enough sleep though
i wouldn't sleep either if i had hot bitches in my bed every night.
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A lot of robots refuse to learn how to groom themselves or look nice. It's baffling. How is someone supposed to like you if you don't put any effort into health, hygiene, and looking presentable?
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>boyfriend would rather jerk off to a hentai flash game than have sex with you
>doesn't even allow you to give him a handjob or blowjob during
He gets like this whenever a new high quality hentai flash game gets released. He's been getting busy with this hentai game.
https://sukebei.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=2042136
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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS POST?
GTFO OF OUR BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>29600162
Anon, obviously as a women you don't have knowledge on higher more refined forms of media or content such as hentai. You don't know about this game, it's not just any hentai flash game. Just understand he has been waiting a very, very long time for this to be released. Let him have his fun with lira for just a few weeks.
also if you want to blogpost about the issues in your life or ask for advice about your bf go to >>>/adv/ next time.
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>TFW no weeaboo girlfriend to offer me a blowjob/handjob while I'm watching hentai
Honestly I'm really jealous, your boyfriend sounds kind of like a faggot and this is coming from someone who faps to a lot of hentai.
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Can bait be good if it's so bad it's good?
I'm confused
So I'm 18 and I've been masturbating from the prone position (laying on my stomach thrusting my dick into a rolled up blanket) since I hit puberty.
Turns out my dick is going to be permanently fucked in the long run because of this and I can't masturbate conventionally.
I'm still a virgin but I'm reading that this will also make it extremely difficult to orgasm in actual sex.
Fuck guys not like I was ever gonna get laid anyway.
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and where did you read this from, literally r3ddit?
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>>29600115
I've practically broken my dick, only death grip works for me but like you said I wasn't going to get laid anyway
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it's best to start transitioning early. it's really your only hope at this point.
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where the fuck do you people come up with these retarded ways to jerk off? grab your dick and fucking jerk off like a regular fucking person you stupid shit heads
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ITT: Give a vague description/hint about what your fetish is.
Try to guess other robots' fetishes.
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Fetish is a gratuitous word for taste in porn.
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I like being very quiet and still and useful.
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riddle me this riddle me that i lay down face up and lick like a cat
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Tap tap tap tap tap tap
Stop
Tap tap tap tap tap tap
Stop
Inhale
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3 Asian girls rode past my house on bikes
>they went up and down the street a few times
>the last time they rode by 2 of them were smiling and one waved at me and said hi
>I said 'h-hi' without smiling
Son of a bitch
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I really like Asians too. I think I sperged out
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what were you doing, hanging out on the porch?
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>>29600807
Its summer time. I don't like to be indoors as much as other robots.
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I don't want to go to work, I just want to lay on my floor and listen to melancholy music all night.
Why did I have to be a wagecuck?
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>>29600049
Fake a mental breakdown and move back in with your mom
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>>29600079
Not op but Hmmmmm
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>>29600079
>fake a mental break down
>fake
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Dudes, What the fuck did I wrong?
>Invite my oneitis into a pen and paper round
>She flirts with a beta guy
>After a few weeks they are a couple
Cheer me up, bros
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Shameless self bump. This is a real story ;_;
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>>29600041
>beta squabbles over the sacred pussy they're so lacking of
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You deserve this suffering for having a oneitis.
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>>29600404
>squabbles
Nah. I just didn't say anything and now I feel the apathy of life.
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>tfw tomoko gfs don't exist
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>Wanting a shallow whore
It's like you demand to be cucked m8
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Tomoko is a narcissistic bitch
I feel like there are plenty of women out there who fit that bill
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Tomoko probably isn't even a virgin anymore
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>>29600021
True
>>29600066
>>29600213
>>29600244
>I have no idea what am I talking about
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Within 10 years, data leaks will expose everything everybody's been doing online
>All of your Google searches
>All your porn watching habits
>All your posts and comments, including those on 4chan
>All of your texts and facebook posts
The internet today feels so wild and free and anonymous, but this is a temporary illusion. ISP's and websites know exactly who you are. Even if you try to use a proxy, data miners can still match proxy to person by mapping your browsing habits and tracing them back to you.
Everything you do on the internet is entirely public, you just don't know it yet.
It will be the fappening times a million
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nice blog post, where do i unsubscribe?
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I'm quite boring in reality but my internet activity probably paints quite the fucked up picture of me since I like to google about various extreme life experiences just out of curiosity
for example right now I'm reading about what it's like to have heroin withdraws and I was just reading about why veterans have such bad suicide rates, so google probably thinks I live the worst life possible just from the past hour
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>>29600105
>>29599925
If everyone on this planet has a fucked up internet search/post (which they do), then we will compare ourselves in the absolute most rawest, less-judgemental way because we will see a new definition of what it means to be 'normal' and 'human'
BUT (CP is still CP and fuck you go to jail pedophile faggots)
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>Implying your ISP saves your browsing history
Unless they have some sort of law or pact with an agency they wont. Saving all that shit is super expensive and just not worth it anon.
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>What's the fastest way to make a femanon absolutely crazy about you?Rape her.
>What's the difference between a femanon and a dog?Dogs don't orgasm when you rape them.
>How do you stop a femanon from cheating on you?Don't let her out of your rape dungeon.
>What do femanons say when you make love to them?Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
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Oh em gee i luv edgie humur! So fahny!
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>>29599958
Check this roastie getting toastie. Top fucking lel get out.
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>>29599958Get raped, cunny bunny.
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I could only ever rape them respectfully, but then they probably wouldn't orgasm, so I'm not gonna do it at all then...
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How's that diet going for you, fat robot bros?
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Shut up, I'm bulking up.
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fine i guess
i'll just eat 1k-1.2k forever with the exception of going to like 1.5k on some days.
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>>29599897
I'm an uber manlet and I have a bit of a belly (140 pounds at 5'3"). I look like a little kid. My beard genetics suck too. I realized the least I can do work out and try to achieve a perfect body.
For about a 2 month now, I've been eating 1500 calories a day. I've lost like 2 pounds max (and I'm not even sure if that's accurate, I have a wonky scale). I realized that I needed to be eating something closer to 1300 (my TDEE is ~1800). I hope I make it bros.
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>>29600640
1500 cals a day is alright, but you gotta add cardio everyday man. Cardio helps tremendously burning fat.
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Tell me how you feel robots. How are you holding up?
Personally, anhedonia is really sucking the life out of me. Also I get irrationally angry at the smallest things now.
I'm slowly losing it aren't I?
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>>29599894
>. Also I get irrationally angry at the smallest things now.
>I'm slowly losing it aren't I?
anhedonia is made up, and jerking off to traps it gay.
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>>29599894
I am anxious as fuck and nauseous and it sucks balls
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>>29599919
I have never jerked to traps and do agree that it is very gay.
I disagree that anhedonia is made up. For instance, I play videogames and don't feel any better when I do. I ask myself why I keep playing, and the only answer I can come up with is "I always have".
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>found out coworker is planning to get me fired
>nothing I can do about it
W-wake me up inside
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my windows are open at night, so these little fruitflies keep coming in attracted by the light of my monitor. This makes me have to keep squishing them when the land on the monitor and makes loads of stains (maybe 100 flies from a few nights).
Should i close my windows and sleep in heat and stuffiness, or leave them open?
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>>29599884
Get a screen for windows, should keep bugs out
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>>29599884
40 Oz. to freedom. Great album anon
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>>29601370
>said every 16 year old stoner
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>>29599884
Why don't you have screens on your windows?
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NEW TINYCHAT, JOIN ELIZADEAL FOR QUALITY ENTERTAINMENT tinychat com elizadeal
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>>29599872
Bumperinuh
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>>29599872
BUMP WEUFWEFWEFEWF
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>>29599872
BUMP wfewfewefwwe
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who /summer classes/ here?
>tfw taking calculus 2
>spergy kid decides to take the seat next to me on first day
>makes weird noises and stares
>has an aid and clearly cant help himself
>don't want to sit by him, but also don't want to change seats now and look like an asshole
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>>29599845
I am taking calc 3
i missed the first week of class
there are only 8 weeks of class
i think I am already fucked
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>>29599845
change sits idiot. Why would you care what some autist thinks of you?
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>>29599845
It's college man there's no designated seats, just move the next class
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>>29599845
If he's that spergy then he won't notice or care. But if he still sits next to you after changing your seat then you're fucked.
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>tfw no KayKay gf
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that feeliewheelie when no rich big boobed gee ef who will have sexy sex with me
Life iz suffering :,,,(((
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I want very badly to smell her feet.
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she really is quite a babe i think
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>Gf
she's 31. that's not "gf" age, that's "wife" age.
also, i want to suck on her sexy feet.
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how do you do something "meaningful", instead of just fapping?
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>call up hospice center
>tell them you want to volunteer
>give good feels to people who are about to die
>never tell anyone you do it
>never shitpost about it
this is what most of us do in our free time on r9k. we just don't like to talk about it out of respect for the hospice residents.
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>>29599878
can confirm. been doing this ever since I turned 18. I see other robot volunteer there all the time.
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I find a great deal of satisfaction from the fact that I do absolutely nothing and I live extremely comfortably, I don't know how many millions of shit-coloured people have to work every day just to have water and food and maybe a corner somewhere to sleep, but I've beaten them all without ever trying, and I'm riding this out for as long as I can, and when it's finished I'm just gonna gracefully kill myself.
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Nothing terrible even happened to me. I was not molested or abused. There was no great tragedy of my childhood. I have a good mother. I am of a relatively privelaged lower middle class family. My father left me at 10, but I hold no ill feelings towards him as compared to mine his life was one of orphanage, neglect and heartbreak.
Im just pure human trash. Afforded opportunities i have wholly squandered, born with the genes of a loser.
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>>29599771
r u a virgin? and how old r u?
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>>29599782
19. I am kv.
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>my father left me at 10
That's not a minor thing.
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you were probably formula fed. it's not your fault
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How do I engage in sexual intercourse with her?
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Step one: be Chad.
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Put your pee-pee in her no-no hole. Medically speaking, of course
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>>29599797
What about legally speaking?
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>>29599831
That would be when two adults of consenting age mutually decide to engage in coitus.
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Who /drugs/ here? What's your poison for the coming days? Planning on a mega trip tomorrow and looking for recc's for music, preferrably ambient with no vocals or at most hypnotic samples.
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What are you tripping with, brobot?
I got many different albums to listento based on how you want to feel, give me what mood you want.
For example, if you want to go exploring in an arctic comfyland and want to come out feeling like you just trekked 200 miles across Antarctica with your trusted partner, listen to Irezumi - Endurance.
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>>29599738
search, "psybrations" on youtube.
its literally all you will ever want on any trip.at least for me
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who /dxm-dph combo/ here?
gonna do 350/354 tonight, the highest I've ever done
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>>29600670
isnt that pretty dangerous senpai?
I hope you have done your recearch
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Who else /notmeanttohavefriends/ here?
>fall for the just talk to people meme
>lunch time
>sit with a stranger who is eating alone
>try to start conversation
>they give half-assed replies and look like they want to leave
>stop talking and only ask a question every once in a while
>finish eating
>"it was nice to meet you"
>never want to talk to people again
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>>29599730
>>try to start conversation
>>they give half-assed replies and look like they want to leave
>>stop talking and only ask a question every once in a while
This is how every conversation goes for me, whether it's someone I met online or in person.
Fuck everyone
Especially fuck the people in r9k 'friends threads'.
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>>29599730
I think friends aren't even worth the effort
you gotta try so hard, and in the end what's the point? I can already talk to people here
and if I say dumb shit then nobody knows who I am once I go to another thread. it's perfect. all the benefits of friendship with none of the cons
physical relationships in general are a meme
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>>29599875
>try to make internet friends
>join a discord
>try to talk to people
>don't really know what to say
>after a while get asked "why are you so quiet?"
Fucking normies
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Congratulations you are an adolescent male
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My parents are renting me an apartment to live in alone next school year since I never made any friends in uni and didn't want to suffer in dorms a third year. I have never lived alone before and while I am excited I'm still a bit unsure of myself. Any tips for an anon living alone for the first time?
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Learn to cook if you don't already know.
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Depends on how you are used to living. If you were already pretty independent (as in you wash your own clothes etc) then it's just what you're used to but with more freedom and the option for solitude.
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>>29599689
Always have like $500 set aside in case something breaks. Never run out of TP and get a plunger before you move in. Get a tool chest and familiarize yourself with basic house maintainence. Keep up on the cleaning. Make the living space yours and have it so every room in the place is a room you can chill in
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>>29599689
>My parents are renting me an apartment to live in alone
I am so jealous anon
my parents keep on telling me to get roommates because they think if I keep on living with others eventually I will get friends
that is not how this works
good luck living alone, just remember to not forget to eat and you will be fine
also NEVER shit at your house, then you will have to clean your toilet. wait to take your daily shit at the school
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/r9k/'s favorite bible quotes
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Post bible quotes that make you feel....doesnt have to be a sad feel...
"Do not fear for I am with you; be not discouraged for I am your God: I encouraged you, I also helped you, I also supported you with My righteous hand.
Behold all those incensed against you shall be ashamed and confounded; those who quarreled with you shall be as nought and be lost.You may seek them but not find them, those who quarrel with you; those who war with you shall be as nought and as nothing
For I, the Lord your God, grasp your right hand; Who says to you, "Fear not, I helped you."-Isaiah 41:10-13
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Ugh just read lamentations if you want a quick feel
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>>29599838
read ch.3
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1I am the man who has seen affliction by the rod of His wrath.
2He has led me and made me walk [in] darkness and not [in] light.
3Only against me would He repeatedly turn His hand the whole day long.
4He has made my flesh and my skin waste away [and] has broken my bones.
5He has built up [camps of siege] against me, and encompassed [me with] gall and travail.
6He has made me dwell in darkness like those who are forever dead.
7He has fenced me in, so that I cannot get out; He has made my chains heavy.
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25The Lord is good to those who wait for Him, to the soul that seeks Him.
26It is good that one should wait quietly for the salvation of the Lord.
27It is good for a man that he bear a yoke in his youth.
28Let him sit solitary and wait, for He has laid [it] upon him.
29Let him put his mouth into the dust; there may yet be hope.
30Let him offer his cheek to his smiter; let him be filled with reproach.
31For the Lord will not cast [him] off forever.
32Though he cause grief, He will yet have compassion according to the abundance of His kindness.
33For He does not willingly afflict or grieve the sons of man.
34[Or] crush under His feet all the prisoners of the earth.
35[Or] turn aside the right of a man in the presence of the Most High.