Convince me to not go on Backpage and pick up a ~$150 prostitute.
Haven't had sex since last April
How many people do you think would show up to your funeral?
For me about 50, mostly being people I've never met just there to act like they cared
My family of like 15 people and two people I used to be friends with, maybe. I don't how the fuck you could get 50 people.
3 people I knew from high school that I considered friends. One of their families because I hung out there a lot. A few family acquaintances that I don't actually know like maybe 5-10. Then my parents. Probably around 15 people would show up.
So reddit allows JJ pics but it's bannable here? When did 'chan become so old and reddit become the cool new shit
What bank should I join?
American, make 5 dollars an hour on an mTurk-tier site.
>What bank should I join?
>American, make 5 dollars an hour on an mTurk-tier site.
Oh I forgot to answer your question
My recommendation would be Chase, but shop around
I currently have Wells Fargo, and I wouldn't recommend it. I don't like their online portal too much, it has a half baked 2FA and just looks like shit and is kinda hard to use, and I've had bad experience with their customer service.
They also charge me $5 a month if I don't use the card at least 10 times... I prefer just taking cash out and spending it when I need so that is kinda a problem for me (for context I am a college student)
recently tried dxm. did 180 mg in the middle of the night then 200 mg at 10 am the following morning. i loved it so i'm gonna do 400mg with my buddy this weekend. is that a good idea?
Youre in for a wild ride OP
I remember walking around felt like walking on jello. Your memory also gets shot to shit. How me and my best friend didnt get caught at the time like that in public was pure luck
>5.5 inch dick
Should I just give up on my hopes of ever being in a reasonably happy relationship or even just fucking a woman and blow my brains out?
>its another "ate so much you're in pain and your stomach feels like its going to burst" episode
>tfw despite that you're still hungry
why is my body made this way
I don't really have anything to add. I had a bad day and I feel lonely and I can't help you and you can't help me but I just wanted to feel like I was talking to someone for a moment.
I'm sorry you have a good addiction. It's hard. I don't know how to make it better. It feels really good to eat, right? Like one of the few good things in your life. I feel that way, too.
Food and sleep are the best things about my life.
*Converts to Astaru*
So you is sayin'
*Eats unseasoned chicken*
I mean what you sayin' is
*Listens to Hall & Oates*
What you SAYIN' is
*Faps to JAV*
That VVE VVUZ ROMAN VIKANGZ N SHIEEEEEET???
It's always weird when people make fun of nigs, obvious pictures of them being destitute and generally awful human beings are posted.
When white people are made fun of, it's usually pictures of them in suits or being moderately successful at life.
Like that one picture of the fat white family at starbucks showing off their Apple bullshit. Like holy fuck I would 1000x rather be in that situation than being Daquan going to jail for robbing a Dairy Queen.
Post the best math YouTube channels you've discovered, there's probably no one better than MyWhyU but i want to see anyways.
>two anons arguing
>pop in and pretend to be one of the anons
>make as terrible an argument as possible
>anon whose "side" I'm on looks like a retard
>work experience at an elementary school
>type "help im 11 and my penis is 19cm is this normal" into google knowing search history is checked at the end of the day by the male teacher
>the next day the teacher is an insecure mess and treating the tallest boy in class like absolute shit
Whites had all the power and fucking cucks lusted after black men's dicks cause Jews convinced everyone they all had 9 inch cocks and destroyed the fabric of our white society. It wasn't womens fault it was white male closeted gay cucks.
Write a letter to someone who in all likelihood will not read it
Fuck off, you fucking cunt. I can't wait to not see you for several months straight. I wonder if it eats at you that I'm closer to O than you, even though we're at the same university and she isn't. I hope it does, get fucked you piece of shit.
>tfw smoked weed 2 months ago
>have a drug test in 2 days
>want a spinny spinner
>amazon boasts thousands of chink brands, all likely the same brand
>all 5 star reviews were made on the same date with google translate-esque wording
>all 1 star reviews are genuine users
FUCKING CHINESE WHERE CAN I GET A RELIABLE AUTISPINNER FOR UNDER $20?
woah. i suck at video games and my first play thru of bloodborne i fucked up all my stats and my character sucked so i gave up and started again
now i'm almost at the end and this game is so fucking good
My gf has better tit than you, you fat roastie fuck.