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>26 year old NEET living at home with mom
>got into a heated argument 3 weeks ago and she left saying that she wouldn't watch me throw my life away
>left me with my autismbux card and said that I would just have to figure things out
>in a rural area without a car or public transportation
>only way to get food is through amazon prime
This sucks.
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She probably just wanted to go out and fuck a bunch of guys. Typical roastie
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i hate when retarded parents play the victim. YOU HAD THE KID.
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>>37861885
except your mother went through 9 months of pregnancy just to raise an entitled shithead who does nothing all day. but his parent is the one playing the victim, right?
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>Hey dork lemme bum a cigarette or I'll beat the shit out of you
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>>37861744
Implying I would get beat up by someone like that. At least post a picture of Chad or Tyrone.
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>>37861754
I would beat your stupid face in with my skateboard dipshit
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I'd give him the Emerald Frosion desu
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HOW DO I GET A GF?!?!?!
I'm 5'9 with a 4x4 dick.
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The same way as if you were 6'4" with a 3x3 dick or 5'6" with a 6x6 dick.
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>>37861707
Your dick is a cube?
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>>37861707
Unless you have at least a six figure income to make up for your other deficiencies then there is no hope for you.
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>have cute gf
>encourages you to kill yourself
https://www.dashtribune.com/death-by-text-facebook-messenger-encourage-suicide/
What the hell was wrong with this female?
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You just need to do it ANON
promise me!
do it!
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oh my god this is terrible aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS REAL? (and no I'm not clicking on the link I'm spooked of potential viruses)
but fuck if this is real, fuck that horrible cunt, karma will get her.
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Anybody else think it's absolutely monumental that racecar spelled backwards is racecar? I was just thinking about this the other day and I was just like "damn, that's really fucking big"
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>>37861603
I fucking hate phoneposters
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>>37861603
Oreo spelled backwards is still oero
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>>37861603
Civic
Pasta spaghetti originalli
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I always feel hungry. It fucking sucks. I managed to get my weight under control for a lil by smoking cigarettes. But I got COPD and had to quit smoking and now I'm back to feeding like a cow.
Any other robots have a food addiction?
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Me too, i just cant fucking stop eating for the life me, and i regret it everytime, i smoke but i still find myself eating all the time. im not obese but im a little overweight i guess. I think the main reason im always stuffing my fucking gay face is because i've nothing else to do.
im lonely :'(
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Just drink water. You pee out what you don't need anyway.
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>>37861606
will cum work instead?
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Why do I keep saying in my mind that I want to kill myself but I know I don't actually mean it? An I just seeking attention from myself?
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>>37861417
>from myself?
You were working yourself up to make this thread to get this attention from me.
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>>37861517
Sorry anon I don't understand, did I win?
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The brain does not function as a whole, but as different separate parts that often conflict each other.
There are psychology books on how to fix that stuff. Prometheus Rising is a good one to understand that.
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>been on 4chan for way too long
>be desensitized to normal porn
>start watching trap/shemale/sissy stuff
>start wanting to be the trap
>fap pretending I'm the trap getting their holes used
>feel ashamed
>shame starts going away after a while
>buy a dildo and some girl clothes
>dress up as girl and start dildoing myself fapping to the thought of getting fucked
>feel ashamed
>try to go back to normal porn
>can't get hard
>start dressing up again
I literally can't cum anymore without fingering my ass or using a dildo. What the fuck have you guys done to me?
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>>37861399
post trap pics and show girl cock
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>>37861421
This is the only pic you're getting. I seriously need help; I'm not here to give you fap material.
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>>37861463
Fake and gay post time stamp and dicc
those honkers should be forbidden
hnnnng
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whoah, latest video?
anyway, she's gonna get them amputated. I just feel it.
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>>37861370
she knows to hide it under patterns
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>>37861358
whats this from
fucking original
>tfw you can't get a gf because of your 3.5 inch dick
Dunno what to do. I want to kill myself.
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>>37861336
Just get good at fisting and girls wont care.
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Find a girl with vaginismus.
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>>37861336
Literally be rich if you want a gf so bad.
Convince me to kill myself /r9k/
Please
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>>37861321
I know I've probably been seen posting before
But fuck man I'm just such a oussy
Help plz
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Don't do it! All of your VARIOUS friends and LOVING family will TOTALLY, ABSOLUTELY miss you!
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dont do it, but if someone decided to kill himself (witch i advise against) then killing normies first would be the honorable thing to do (again, i'm against violence and killing people).
I'm feeling really down, can i get some kind words
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You'll still feel like shit about your current situation and you'll eventually do something else to take your mind off that bad mood.
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>>37861697
Ive felt down for 5 years, how do i fix it?
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>>37861316
I can't feel sadness or happiness so no idea what to tell you.
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Why aren't girls attracted to me?
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because you aren't attracted to yourself
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>>37861310
Post your selfie, lets find out
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>>37861310
Their intimidated by your incredible hotness.
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l am addicted to marijuana
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tfw pothead - feels good
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My grandma and grandpa smoke. Kind of abnormal, isn't it?
Riding the bus over there to smoke later today. Have to walk a mile from the last stop to their house, shut is going to be hot
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I've been smoking nearly every evening for about 3 weeks now
I still don't feel any dumber, or any sort of "need" to get high other than that.
Shit's a'it'e
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Fell for the prison gay meme
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>Be me
>Couldn't get a gf
>went and fucked some guy off grindr
>he told me he didn't have anything
>couldn't get ass pregnant so I didn't make him use a condom
>now I have AIDS
>Also I'm a faggot and everyone hates me
Thanks a lot guys. Don't fall for the gay meme. Don't end up like me.
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>>37861293
>Taking a faggot at their word about STDs
Some of them even get off on infecting other people.
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>>37861293
>he told me he didn't have anything
did he also tell you he was "allergic to latex" and "dont have a condom..."
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>>37861309
And most of them don't even care so no wonder the don't know they have STD.