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>>38270550
I tried making threads on the law of attraction last summer, bit no one ever responded to them.
Law of attraction is great, but focusing on NLP is better
This video helped me a lot on getting friends and talking to girls
The guy is a world class NLP practitioner and won a "get girls' numbers" contest out of all contestants in North America. Israel payed him millions of dollars to talk to their intelligence agents
https://youtu.be/e6AGn4RhqOE

>>38270837
>This video helped me a lot on getting friends and talking to girls

This is pretty interesting, thanks

>>38270503
might as well get fit with fitness videos (like p90x program) or pursue some educational certificates for future job opportunities. also plan out and reach for a social life (offline and online).

There is no such thing as "deserve". Throw that concept out of your mind.

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>>38270678
>There is no such thing as "deserve". Throw that concept out of your mind.
SHEEEEEEIT..."deserve" got nuffin't'do widdit

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>>38270499
I'unno, Egoism? Look into Max Stirner's stupid shit.

You don't deserve happiness. It's simply a reaction to a given stimulus.
You deserve nothing in this life.

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NIGGA

>tfw good at quite a few things, actually
>still a lazy shit anyway

at least you got an excuse nigga.

>>38270494
It's okay dude, I like you just because you're yo.

Keep your gay shitty dreams to yourself

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> hero
That's a bit of an overstatement

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>>38270467
>He imagines himself singing in a band in front of his whole school, winning over the Stacy
I played David Bowie at my high school talent show and actually got my first girlfriend that same week.

Of course you won't tell him, you don't know who he is. 72% of black children are born out of wedlock and raised in a single parent household.

>>38484542
Odidjdnd. Jdjdkd. Kxnxj

>>38484542
>>38484603
Why would you even tell your dad you sucked a dick

GOTTA be funny bro
got to be out there with the comical jokes you know?
got to be a funny old bro with his jokes
all those jokes.

>>38270451

I know this feel. I'd be somewhat attractive if i could stop being depressed and find the motivation to lose weight.

>I get the joke, it's not that funny
>Did he really say that just now?
>Anon, are you okay?
>Was anon talking to someone just now?

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>>38270405
Ouch buddy that's an ego buster

>>38270405
ONE, TWO, PICKLE MY SHOE
THREE, FOUR, FUCK YOUR ASS

>>38270328
Or what do you do with them in general?

You bite off the top and suck the liquids out, if you're bored you can chew on the wax but don't swallow it you retard

>>38270307
No there's probably one out there.
It's the matter of actually finding her or her finding you.. In all seriousness that's of course in a perfect world in a perfect best case scenario.
Obviously that's not the case if your posting here, and if it is then why don't you see yourself out.

>>38270421
>>38270307
Plus i doubt you'll be as enthusiastic when your "yandere" is a fat repulsive ham planet with a twat that stinks worse then a butchershoop gut bin and is dumber then a bag of bricks
it's a great fantasy when they are attractive and probably smell nice but the reality isn't attractive or even remotely interesting unless of course your a desperate walking thirst who'll fuck a beached whale because she follows you around mumbling about you.

you are autistic so you can't understand it.

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>>38270276
pretty people just get treated better for existing and unattractive people are naturally treated worse some that how peoples brains naturally work

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>>38270276
remember when you were growing up and someone would say "life ain't fair?"
This is what they were talking about. How does no one get this?