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Is your life more pic-related or hedonistic? You you want it be the other way around?
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>>38270634
I'm honestly a mix of both. Sorry if that's a cop-out, but it's true.

Hedonistic:
>smoker
>addicted to energy drinks
>addicted to internet
>horny as fuck
>smoke weed
>tried pretty much every drug except ketamine and mescaline
>big eater

Ascetic:
>actually meditate since like middle school
>constant, personal efforts for self-improvement (making it to 1000 pushups a day, drawing, teaching myself to be ambidextrous, etc.)
>actually abide by a code of nonviolence, to the extent that I won't even kill wasps or black widows
>vegan
>personal commitment not to talk about myself IRL
>personal commitment to be humble and respectful
>spend a lot of time alone in nature
>very limited possessions, on purpose
>no flashy clothes; solid black everything

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Anyone else have absolutely nothing in common with other people and feel like you're the only member of your species?
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>>38484652
Yes. Ever since i saw that ufo i feel like a different person. Nothing is the same anymore. Nothing makes me happy anymore I think they take me at night. I have the most vivid nightmares of it happening
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>>38484652
No because r9k exists.

I did until I found this place, though
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even those who also delve into the obscure interests which i call my own
prove again and again their incapacity for appreciating them for the appropriate reasons on the level which i do

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Has anyone here ever unironically used the law of attraction or visualization to get a gf?
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>>38270550
I tried making threads on the law of attraction last summer, bit no one ever responded to them.
Law of attraction is great, but focusing on NLP is better
This video helped me a lot on getting friends and talking to girls
The guy is a world class NLP practitioner and won a "get girls' numbers" contest out of all contestants in North America. Israel payed him millions of dollars to talk to their intelligence agents
https://youtu.be/e6AGn4RhqOE
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>>38270837
>This video helped me a lot on getting friends and talking to girls

This is pretty interesting, thanks

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>mfw watching summer go by without having friends, gf or sibling to spend it with
>mfw shitposting on scandinavian canoeing board, playing vidya and jacking off until my dick is swollen everyday
>mfw parents are visibly disappointed to see me everyday only walking to kitchen
>mfw actively uncontrollably pushing myself towards insanity and suicide by isolating myself further from family until I can cut ties and not weigh on any minds
>mfw the person in the mirror is always crying but my face is dry
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>>38270503
might as well get fit with fitness videos (like p90x program) or pursue some educational certificates for future job opportunities. also plan out and reach for a social life (offline and online).

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How do you get yourself to believe you deserve to be happy?
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There is no such thing as "deserve". Throw that concept out of your mind.
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>>38270678
>There is no such thing as "deserve". Throw that concept out of your mind.
SHEEEEEEIT..."deserve" got nuffin't'do widdit
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>>38270499
I'unno, Egoism? Look into Max Stirner's stupid shit.

You don't deserve happiness. It's simply a reaction to a given stimulus.
You deserve nothing in this life.

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>tfw good at nothing
>tfw useless to everyone
life is terrible
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NIGGA

>tfw good at quite a few things, actually
>still a lazy shit anyway

at least you got an excuse nigga.
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>>38270494
It's okay dude, I like you just because you're yo.

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>He imagines himself being a hero and getting on the news

>He imagines himself singing in a band in front of his whole school, winning over the Stacy
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Keep your gay shitty dreams to yourself
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> hero
That's a bit of an overstatement
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>>38270467
>He imagines himself singing in a band in front of his whole school, winning over the Stacy
I played David Bowie at my high school talent show and actually got my first girlfriend that same week.

Well... I don't think daddy will mind if I suck this white cock... not if I don't tell him...
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Of course you won't tell him, you don't know who he is. 72% of black children are born out of wedlock and raised in a single parent household.
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>>38484542
Odidjdnd. Jdjdkd. Kxnxj
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>>38484542
>>38484603
Why would you even tell your dad you sucked a dick

>if youre attractive people want to know you

>if youre normal you have to put yourself out there so people can know you

>tfw so unnattractive that people dont want to know you

Does anyone know this feel?
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GOTTA be funny bro
got to be out there with the comical jokes you know?
got to be a funny old bro with his jokes
all those jokes.
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>>38270451

I know this feel. I'd be somewhat attractive if i could stop being depressed and find the motivation to lose weight.

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>Anon stop trying to be funny, you're not funny
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>I get the joke, it's not that funny
>Did he really say that just now?
>Anon, are you okay?
>Was anon talking to someone just now?
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>>38270405
Ouch buddy that's an ego buster
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>>38270405
ONE, TWO, PICKLE MY SHOE
THREE, FOUR, FUCK YOUR ASS

How do you eat these?
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>>38270328
Or what do you do with them in general?
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You bite off the top and suck the liquids out, if you're bored you can chew on the wax but don't swallow it you retard

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>there will never be a girl yandere for you
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>>38270307
No there's probably one out there.
It's the matter of actually finding her or her finding you.. In all seriousness that's of course in a perfect world in a perfect best case scenario.
Obviously that's not the case if your posting here, and if it is then why don't you see yourself out.
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>>38270421
>>38270307
Plus i doubt you'll be as enthusiastic when your "yandere" is a fat repulsive ham planet with a twat that stinks worse then a butchershoop gut bin and is dumber then a bag of bricks
it's a great fantasy when they are attractive and probably smell nice but the reality isn't attractive or even remotely interesting unless of course your a desperate walking thirst who'll fuck a beached whale because she follows you around mumbling about you.

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What the fuck did society mean by this?
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you are autistic so you can't understand it.
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>>38270276
pretty people just get treated better for existing and unattractive people are naturally treated worse some that how peoples brains naturally work
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>>38270276
remember when you were growing up and someone would say "life ain't fair?"
This is what they were talking about. How does no one get this?

*yawn*
Another day, another dime..
How's your job fellow wagebots?
Finally I managed to get me a comfy office job away from the filth and hassle of the kitchen.
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>tfw you're showered, dressed and ready to go out, and then you have to take a shit
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