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This is my waifu. Please, robots. Say something nice about her.
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isn't she 14, if so get banned forever please
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>>39002586
>3D
>waifu
that's not how it works, you tard
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>>39002666
She's 20 years old.

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It's impossible for white people to be robots or incel. White men are the most desired race which is demonstrated by dating website statistics, fuck off with this stupid BBC meme, all white men are robots BY CHOICE. Even if you think you have a subhuman face you could still get some Asian girl by default just by virtue of being white. You CANNOT deny this fact, all white people who are robots/incel are robots/incel VOLUNTARILY and it's ultimately their own fault
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I don't believe you, I've seen too much to say otherwise.
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>>39002622
Thank you for your worthless anecdote
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Nope, whites are the least desired thanks to feminism's reverse-racism and the BBC meme. Asians and Pajeets have it a bit harder, but we're still robots.

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>try to lose my virginity to a hooker
>"no black guys"
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shouldn't have been born black then lol
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>try to talk to girl at party
>"I only like black guys"
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So? just lie they wont refuse you if you meet in person

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/dicklet general/
Is there a worse thing than having a dick smaller than 6x5
Just kill me, my entire life is ruined thanks to this
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No, you're a failure in life and the easiest excuse you can come up with is "cucked by genetics so I never had a chance" instead of doing the work to improve yourself.
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>>39002476
3.9 here my lad. Top that with being 5.3 tall. I should have taken the trap pills when I was a teen.
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>>39002554
This. I'm sure if OP works hard enough he'll get a big dick some day. Otherwise, life wouldn't be fair, and we all know that life is actually completely fair.

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My cousin got kicked out of her parent's house and is homeless and my parents don't like her so they refused to let her stay at their house. Would I be an asshole to offer up staying at my house in exchange for sex?
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>>39002069
How about just letting her stay at your house, without being a creep about it.
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>>39002094

Don't couples and married people have this arrangement?

When did it become creepy to exchange sex for resources?
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Nah, nothing in life is free. If she wants to stay then she better get on her knees.

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Would you rather be:

manlet but handsome?
or
Tall but ugly?
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>>39001951
Depends. How manlet and how ugly we talking about?
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>>39001951
Tall but ugly
Manlet is a death sentence for most women
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>would you rather be charls or sam

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Dear A,

I miss you.

It's been around 3 months now. I know you've probably forgotten me, but I hope you're doing well.

I really wish things had gone differently, because losing you killed a part of me.
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Eila

You're getting fat

-D
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>>39002006
I'm 13% sure I know who you're talking about
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>>39001662
what are your initials?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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Why didn't r9k have teenage relationships?
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Shit nigger, who knows, /r9k/ is so full of popular and likeable people with many redeeming qualities.
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>>39001467
Because until basically my junior year of high school all I ever did in school was whatever schoolwork was assigned and go directly home to play video games. Socializing didn't even occur to me.

Better at talking to people now but I'm a shut in who doesn't leave the house so I don't have people to talk to though.
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overweight, hated myself, didn't think anyone would want me and wondered about the sanity of any who might, paralyzed by anxiety 24/7, etc.

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Why do normalfags browse /r9k/?
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>>39001409
Maybe it makes them feel better about themselves because their problems are a lot better than ours.
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>>39001433
but that's just cruel, surely normies aren't that pathetic.

and this is coming from a normie myself
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>>39001409
Curiousity strikes the oblivious. Otherwise is that they are temporarily embarrassed.

Provide me an argument for socialism/communism that doesn't involve:

>Muh morals
>Muh feelings
>Muh compassion for others
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>>39001204
That's literally impossible to do.
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>>39001296
So what reason is there to support socialism if you don't care about other human beings that you've never met, and you don't care about morals?
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>>39001204
China, nuff said.

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Mantine
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good thread donatello
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Skarmory
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>>39001182
Mantyke

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>work with older guy who's been in prison before
>starts asking me if I do drugs
>too beta to admit that I don't
>he ends up selling me $20 worth of weed

What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I just go along with what people say? also how do I even smoke this stinky shit?
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>>39001050
Just sell it to someone else and be rid of it. If you don't want to sell it, just leave it on the ground somewhere. Someone will pick it up and it will make their day.
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Grind it, roll in a smoking paper, blaze
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>>39001050

Just burn in over the stove and sniff up the fumes

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*destroys the entire planet*
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>>39000647
t. Shlomo Aaronovich Shekelberg
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>>39000774
>Implying only the Jews hate Muslims and not Everyone else
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>>39000807
Yes, that's exactly what I'm implying. If you hate Muslims and Islam, you are either a Jew or a shabbos goy. I like that you didn't even try to deny that you are a kike.

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Things that we can all agree are nice about women:

>They're more compassionate than men on average.
>They're more emotionally attuned and will realize if something is wrong with you, i.e. you're upset.
>They are nurturers.
>They smell really nice.
>They like baking sweet things.
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Nothing about women is nice. They don't have interests, hobbies, opinions, knowledge or independent thoughts. They are just oversized babies who smell weird and are really stupid.
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>>39000657
Are you really this stupid? For the most part, girls are a lot like us.
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>>39000668
Black nailpolish always makes for the best handjobs.

Wish I could hurt Ciara.

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What are you addicted to, R9K?
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>>39000517
Ou hell yea
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>>39000517
Shit posting and procrastinating.
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>>39000517
Tramadol

Ironic originality

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