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>I see my whole family dressing up more formal than usual
>I just keep doing the everyday tasks of the house
>"Hey dad where are you going?"
>"We're just going for groceries, Anon. We'll be back soon"
>"uh, okay"
>I noticed he avoided eye contact, but did not really mind it.
>They return 6 hours later
>Turns out they actually went to one of my cousins birthday party.
>They didn't tell me anything about one of our family parties... As always
This just happened today.
I'm just 19 years old and I'm already considered the freak of the family who rarely gets involved in the family events.
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>>35134893
>dad never mentions me to his side of the family because he's embarrassed of how much of a loser I am
I'm honestly surprised they even know I exist. maybe they don't it's been so long since I've seen them
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>dad looks me straight in the eyes
>"i want to divorce your mom"
>o-oh o-okay
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>>35134893
>>35134944
do you fucks have autism or some shit? my family did this with my autistic sibling, but thats only because she didn't want to go in the first place.
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You are presented with two pills, the first will change your biological gender down to the chromosomal level, the second pill will change you back.
What do?
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>>35134880
>take first pill
>amass beta orbiters
>become a prostitute
>get an education with no effort using sexual favors
>divorce rape a couple times
>by around age 40, take second pill since i'm no longer attractive
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Take the first pill and flush the second down the toilet.
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>>35134880
Throw pills in garbage because I'm not a fucking faggot
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Sorry senior anon, but only nonvirgins are allowed in
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But I am a non-virgin
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*rapes you*
Now let me in.
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But M'lady, it is YOU who are outside.
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Amateur Therapy Thread 2017-02-26 03:49:38 Post No.35134761
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Hello robots.
I'd like to have an amateur therapy thread. I recently watched a documentary on the success of scientology. One of their main methods of talking to people was asking questions and giving people the space to fill in their own details. That's the method I try to use in my amateur therapy session. I ask you some questions, and give you room to talk.
>What kinds of questions do you ask?
I ask about life, what you want to do, things you're afraid of, struggling with, who you care about, that kind of thing.
>Why would I want to do this?
Some people like the opportunity to talk about themselves. Other people find a benefit in self-reflection.
>Do you have any qualifications, education, or experience that would make you good at this?
No.
If you feel like joining, send me a message on Skype - NoCauseForConcern
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>>35134761
i'm too lazy to use skype but i'm willing to participate in this "amateur therapy" via this thread. will put some random shit in for name if needed to identify self
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>>35134947
That reminds of another "FAQ". There is no "Text only" option. Sorry. It doesn't have to be on Skype, but it does have to be done by audio. There are a couple reasons for this, but the most important is bandwidth. We can discuss more, faster, by using voice. Voice is important, and non-negotiable.
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>>35134983
i literally can't use skype effectively due to my only internet option being dial-up (i'm not joking, it's dial-up)
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How many condoms do go through on an average day?
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did that dick grow arms? what the fuck am I looking at?
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I've used two condoms in my life, one for my first time, and another for a laugh that turned out to have numbing cream in it that made me think my dick was gonna fall off because it didnt have a warning anywhere on the packaging
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>>35134739
Well well well, what do we have here; Got your cock all tied up in a knot?
I want internet friends to be less lonely where are they
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Internet friends and Internet gfs never fill the loneliness anon
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>>35134729
on here keeping a safe distance away from you
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>>35134804
Thanks for informing me anon
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i dont have any friends and just sit on 4chan in my comfy bed all day. only go out for tendies. who can relate
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>>35134711
I have three online friends, would you like to make it four? :)
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i have "friends", but they are shitty people that use me so i dont want to see them. i prefer to spend all the day playing vidya and posting on r9k.
its better to be alone than in bad company, dont feel sad. The mayority of people are egocentric assholes that only think of themselves
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me. Right now I'm debating if I should go out and buy my self some boozes.
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>tfw xanax feels TOO good
I might become addicted, I could see it happening
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Its already happened, stop now or else youre fucked.
Im serious.
If youve never dealt with addiction before, what you just said is what ever addict says before they admit it.
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>>35134894
I only take it 1 or 2 times a week though.
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>>35134682
you live in upstate ny? been wanting to try that shit but too beta to find a dealer
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I just want someone other than myself to flick my bean for once.
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>>35134637
then post A/L and contact
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>>35134637
post bean
why isn't this original
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>>35135281
what he said , do this
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What movies do you like, anon?
I watched Zodiac and War Dogs and they were both great but I can't find anything else that I really want to sit down and watch. It's like most comedy is for 40+ fags and action can't carry a plot well. Comedy horror seems to be my thing right now.
Any recommendations? Alternatively just tell me movies you love.
My favorites are Wolf of Wall Street, Deadpool, The Good Neighbor, Nightcrawler, Back to The Future, The Infiltrator, Cabin Fever
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I mostly enjoy action films, Watchmen and Dirty Harry are some of my favorites
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>>35134602
Le Necrophile, Reservoir Dogs, Cold Fish, Cut, Man Bites Dog, and plenty of other films. I adore cheesy horror and legitimately good action/horror films.
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if you like black comedy there is a shit ton of films on that genre
Wild Tales ( six stories about people going crazy and ruining their lives, really fun)
Barton Fink (a writter goes to an hotel to finish a scrypt and well, unreal shit happens)
Being John Malkovich ( i cant tell the plot of this one, just watch it)
Network (if you liked Wall Street, it's on the same vein but a lot of better)
Love and Death ( Woody Allen it's a soviet soldier and goes to war to defend motherland, hilarious shit ever)
the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, the last movie is not just funny but actually geniuses
>also watch
Lord of war, SNATCH, Duplex, the Game, Django Unchained, Inseparable
and about me, im studying and working on film production so my taste is mostly obscure, i like surreal stuff with good photography and a lot of film elements and of course an original plot, and of course i like directors not single movies, Bela Tarr, Lav Diaz , Angelopoulos, Goddard, Michael Haneke are fine examples of what i like(if you want to get into cinema someday)
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Why is it in this society its pointless for smart omega cucks to actually get a gf , is it really that hard to just want to sit next to a girl and watch some anime and forget about life for a few hours ? ?
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>>35134593
it's easy to want but for me it's hard to do
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*to actually try to
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>>35134593
>is it really that hard to just want to sit next to a girl and watch some anime and forget about life for a few hours ? ?
That sounds perfect but I don't think there are many 30+ women out there who would be interested in doing that with me ;_;
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Who else is happy to know and see the acceptance from other bots that fembots are FINALLY being recognised as having feels EQUAL to those of male robots?
Original poastie I'm a fembot roastie.
I want my pbj with milkies and toasties.
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>>35134591
post tits with timestamp or GTFO
thanks in advance
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Fembots are truly the most oppressed bot out there. No mandroid will EVER understand....
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Tfw no one wants to see my different sized bewbiez
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So why is it literally impossible to date an Asian Stacy?
Not even white Chads can manage to hook up with them. Who is smashing their sideways vagina?
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It's white chads AND white betas.
Shit seriously is not fair.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_ZzU24DxV0
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>>35134630
>David Bond
Dude... He doesn't hit Asian Stacy's. All his chicks are 5, 6 or 7's at best.
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Niggers with monster cocks. Not any bllack person though, only the ghetto ones. Usually asian stacys are the biggest whores out there. Which is a damn shame because they're fucking hot.
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Do you think it's inherently wrong to fuck your siblings, /r9k/?
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>White people can fuck there own cousins and sisters in ADDITION to other races
WHITES CANNOT BE ROBOTS
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>>35134548
One of them was RICED though
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>>35134548
literally what? i grew up in the backwoods of the south and this was extremely looked down upon
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THIS IS AN ANONYMOUS BOARD, NO ONE KNOWS YOUR SEX TO TREAT YOU DIFFERENTLY. YOURE FINALLY FUCKING EQUAL IN CONVERSATION BUT
EVERY
FUCKING
THREAD
EVERY
FUCKING
REPLY
"femanon here, tee-hee! ^_^"
KILL YOURSELVES, POST IN NORMAL THREADS STOP ANNOUNCING YOUR SEX FOR ATTENTION
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>>35134486
fembot here, totally agree
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>>35134486
That's because you mansplaining pigs always assume I'm a male.
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>>35134486
As a fembot, I can't agree with op.