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>>37582662
The fuck does bpd mean?

>>37582662
Why didn't you take 5 seconds to google? bpd have a really high chance of cheating on you out of impulse. I'm going to take a wild guess and say that she cheated on you?

>>37582686
No she was just absolutely bat shit insane, went to mental rehab and even got kicked out of that because they couldn't handle her

>>37582629
>/pol/tard
>manages to get banned on /b/ v.2

Fuck off underage

>>37582629
Aren't all those 90s punk bands from Berkley or something?

just wear your MAGA hat and tell any spics you see to go back
antifa/libcucks are huge pussies

>>37582524
Fuck off retard, if you want to talk to people from /r9k/ why don't you just talk to them on /r9k/?

Shlump

Not original, probably

>>37582549

t-that's bullying anon, please no bully

>>37582511
Men generally wear more practical clothes/hairstyles as opposed to women who wear things that show off their body so you want to marry them/fuck them/havebabby/makeherurhousewife etc.

>>37582511
>>37582545
you're speaking about western countries. until 100years ago in the west and still in non western countries most men and women went barefoot or wore sandals.

>>37582405
The tweens grew up and stopped harrassing people for liking fursuits. Also trannies have taken the mantle of most hateable

They still exist in pockets, they're just not as flagrant as they used to be

you can still see their threads on b

No.


If you're trying to kill yourself there are much more efficient and painless ways to do it. If you're trying to lose weight, exercise.

>>37582425
I don't want to kill my self. I've heard starving to death is one of the worst ways to go out.
And it's not really an exercise thing too. It's more of a stage presence thing.

>>37582530
>It's more of a stage presence thing.


What?

>>37582355
What lack of empathy? I see it every day. On here is another matter entirely. If you want to see what's best in humanity, leave here and go volunteer.

The rise of the alt right really made me realize how little empathy people really have.

Like a B+ model. According to you fucks, anyway.

>>37582299
>have friends
>have gf
>LARP as a robot on 4chan

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>Tasks wagie underling with selling 18 membership cards and collecting at least 9 surveys from customers by the time I've finished my coffee.
>He does it with plenty of coffee left to spare.

Its night at a white marble building,the diners seated around an open court. The building is in mid construction, but this area is of sufficient completion to allow the party in rough but serviceable comfort. The hostess is a youngish woman,no more than 30,with swept back hair of a grey black hue,held in place with a headband .Her outfit is tightly fitting,but not otherwise revealing,vaguely Egyptian in style,or it could conceivably be wrappings. Her guests are an assortment of magicians,boisterous and amused,drinking her wine and gossiping amongst themselves. The Dreamer (me) had excused himself to use the bathroom,washing his hands at a sink without a basin,merely a direct link to the sewer outflow,and returns to the Hostess' side,or tries to: he bumps a cart laden with construction materials and itrolls downhill,crashing into a sepulchre and releasing a mob of shambling undead! The Lich Queen finds this a happy accident,and encourages her guests to entertain themselves destroying them,which they gleefully comply,hurling damaging magics with an air of sublime amusement. The Queen herself eliminates a few,pointing a finger and reducing them to crackling ash. Then she eyes a four footed creature,misshapen and shambling,as if the sweepings of an abattoir stood up on bits of legs and walked away. "Ooh,what a cutie-pie! Awww!", she coos,and moves to it to poke at it with a tickling finger until it bolts off with her in pursuit. This leaves the Dreamer more or less alone,reclining on her throne,more bed than chair. His eye fixates on a bit of decoration: a statuette of a monk cast in silver. He is lying on his belly,leaning on his elbows,long fingered hands cupping a jowly face,the face gazing down on rhe bed with a long languid indolent smile. "Hmm. I bet you've seen some things going on in here," says the Dreamer to it,meaning the bed. And suddenly animating,drawls, "Oh,you have NO IDEA!" The Queen appears behind the headboard and demands,"No idea about WHAT?!"

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IM NOT A PERFECT PERSON, I NEVER MEANT TO DO THOSE THINGS TO YOU

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>>37582225
That's what happens when you don't sell 15 membership cards by the time I finish my coffee.